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shoe.bsky.social
Catbert style
December 9, 2024 at 7:40 PM
juniorhoncho.bsky.social
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky
CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror
DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN
BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath
DILBERT: you're right... thanks
BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
July 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
powerupcomics.bsky.social
Catbert: After deliberating on this case for about one minute, human resources has reached a verdict. Catbert: We find the annual Google employee chili cook-off to be a minefield of potential discrimination, conflicts of interest, and food poisoning, all of which could lead to lawsuits. Catbert: The competition is now banned. It will be replaced with an annual donut day. The donuts will be from the grocery store and they will be cut in half. Case dismissed. (Catbert slams down the gavel)
December 21, 2024 at 6:32 AM
powerupcomics.bsky.social
SLAM! A gavel slams down. It fills the whole panel. Catbert sits in a judge’s stand holding a gavel. Catbert: In order to head off the possibility of a lawsuit, we will be conducting this human resources probe approximately like a real courtroom trial. CEO: Approximately? Catbert: Well, we’re going to bend the rules for more drama, and not worry about details because I don’t want to have to look anything up. Wally: Like your D&D campaign? Catbert: Yes, except that I won’t be spending two hours of our time trying to kill Dilbert for using two immovable rods as an infinite ladder. Catbert: Also I’ll be sitting in this judge’s stand, and I have this gavel in my hand in case I need you to shut up. Catbert: I was going to wear this wig, but I’ve decided I don’t care for it. You may wear it if you want. CEO: I’ll take it. It’s cold in here.
December 12, 2024 at 6:47 AM
danglinghemmie.bsky.social
efforts to rehome catbert and dogbert have failed and they've been humanely euthanized
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
ramsandhoosiers.bsky.social
And suddenly some other things about Dilbert slide into place (even though Catbert was always presented as male).
June 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
dyster.bsky.social
Catbert doesn't count in the real world.
January 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
evphoto.bsky.social
Corngratulations 🌽
My favorite Dilbert fan art.
Catbert telling Dilbert to go full Nazi.
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
sidvicious.ca
catbert started eating scott adams right after he died
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
harpy.party
catbert is eating dilbert's eyes
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
lechased.bsky.social
Whoa these got dark fast
Dilbert and Catbert in an office. Catbert is saying “it’s malignant.”
May 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
tinterabyte.bsky.social
shy pathetic sopping wet catbert (audio from @/normanlovesyou on tiktok hehe)
June 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
elberethregina.bsky.social
Catbert.

#caturday
My black and white cat Catbert winking.
March 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
n00ance.bsky.social
Catbert is currently vacationing at Little St. James
January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
thejan6plaque.bsky.social
“Human life is complex, therefore fraudulent.”

— Catbert, probably
timhenke.bsky.social 🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · Feb 10
I appreciate that he just distilled all conspiracies into one single sentiment
Scott Adams tweets Complexity is always a cover for fraud. In every domain.
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
tinterabyte.bsky.social
#fe3h #linbert as critters
A digital doodle of Hubert and Linhardt as a cat and dor respectively. Hubert is a scraggly black cat and Linhardt is a pretty dachshund with a bow around her neck. In the top drawing, catbert looks to a dachart who is wagging her tail, has her tongue sticking out, and drooling a bit. Catberts tail is bobbed and twitcehd In the bottom drawing, catbert loafs and his tail swishes around. He looks content. Dachardt lays beside him and licks/kisses catbert as her tail wags.
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
charizardavis.bsky.social
catbert is a NAZI. heathcliff is ANTIFA. garfield is GAY.
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
tinterabyte.bsky.social
#fe3h more #linbert critters!!!
Digital doodles of Cat Hubert and Dog Linhardt. Hubert is a scraggly and spiky black cat while Linhardt is a noodly dachshund. The first doodle has Dachardt in a playful stance, hind legs up whil his front body lays flat on the ground. She wags her tail and pants with her tongue sticking out “weh weh weh weh”. Catbert has his back arched and fur standing up, growling “mrr—GRRR!” The second doodle has Catbert licking/kissing a relaxed and sleepy Dachardt. Catbert purrs and flicks his tail as Dachardt pants happily. There are hearts around them. A digital doodle of catbert and dachardt. A nervous and blushing scraggly Catbert being circled by a playful Dachardt. Catbert meows shyly “m-meow?” while Dachardt surrounds him all noodly like and wags her tail.
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
powerupcomics.bsky.social
Catbert: I, the honorable HR manager Catbert, will now hear the opening remarks in the human resources probe of Wally vs. Hitzig. Wally, your remarks? Wally: Your honor, while the prosecution concedes that Dilbert’s chili may not seem like an award-winning meal, I contend that quality alone should not decide the results. Wally: Dilbert’s effort, ingenuity, and integrity are qualities that deserve recognition. A man should be rewarded for the content of his character, not his Instant Pot. Catbert: Very thought-provoking perspective, Wally. Google CEO Justin Hitzig, your remarks? CEO: Your honor, Dilbert’s mother and father were siblings. CEO: He is genetically inbred. He produced chili congruent with the shamefulness of his station, and he rightfully lost.
December 13, 2024 at 4:50 AM
sundownmotel.bsky.social
a very good man, a very sensible man. they call him dilbert. the late great dilbert, and it’s so sad what they did to pointy haired boss, they’re calling it the most bended tie you’ve ever — and catbert, he was a real NASTY guy catbert,
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Nov 2
Healthcare but only for my friends
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November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
alshipley.bsky.social
scott adams is known for creating comedic characters like dilbert, dogbert, catbert, and of course, lauren boebert
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
secretaboutbox.bsky.social
"I CREATED CATBERT!!" *blown into soup by a mortar*
January 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
powerupcomics.bsky.social
Catbert: I’m so sorry, Wally. I didn’t believe you when you said you were being harassed. I thought it couldn’t be true just because you’re a cis white Christian male. Wally: It’s fine, Catbert, Jesus would want me to forgive you. Catbert: I really need to re-evaluate my beliefs. I could only see you as not a part of a marginalized group. Maybe I really have become too woke. Wally: No Catbert, you’re just fine. Actually, if anything, the problem is that you’re not woke enough. Catbert: Oh? Wally: You forgot that I’m bisexual! Catbert: Oh yeah! Wally and Catbert share a hearty laugh.
October 1, 2023 at 9:09 PM
highevo1106.bsky.social
My favorite character was Catbert the evil HR director, because I am a rules lawyer at heart and he looked funny.
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM