#cattleProds
Sorry to be a Boomer but NI Railways conductors should be given cattleprods to use on people blasting music on the train
August 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Unfettered capitalism relies on fear to control people without using fences or cattleprods.

Fear of starvation, joblessness, illness, homelessness. Pretty paint on a slave shack doesn't change what it is.

To those who oppose the concept of a universal basic income, show them this.
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Santa assaulting capitalists with cattleprods is one of the stronger moments in Golden Age Superman's political manifesto
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Basemen get cattleprods
Completely fix baseball with three words.
August 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i love how not a single person mentioned ashkenazi jews and only was talking about israel. oh also you have to understand that her dad died six months ago so she's very sensitive to people making fun of shoving cattleprods up asses of corpses.
November 18, 2023 at 3:19 PM
I feel like non-men should be allowed to carry cattleprods for occasions like this. No need to interact, just zap and move on
April 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
thanks to Alberta's bigoted know-nothing premier half the structures in Jasper are gone

Called for Federal aid too late

FUCKING LOSER

Hope she loses the next election so hard her church family cattleprods her into the street
July 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Just make sure the cattleprods have real car batteries attached this time.
August 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I can explain...too much baby oil and cattleprods...
February 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
When people want people to be weirder, but when I show up with cattleprods, handcuffs, cheese graters, and hot sauce, it's too weird...
August 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
i heard tbey forced him to do that with cattleprods ☹️ he really wanted to create
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Chunky peanut butter and cattleprods?
March 31, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Vegas 2009. Cattleprods are no joke.
August 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Or: Why introverts should carry cattleprods for the extroverts/energy vampires in their lives.
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I think BDSM can be perverted but not in what most people want which is safe words, fuzzy handcuffs, and flavored lube.

If I was doing BDSM it would involve windowless vans, red rooms, video cameras, shackles, dog bowls, electric cattleprods, pregnancy, blackmail videos, bodily fluid, etc.
March 21, 2026 at 3:18 AM
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cattleprods and a safe word?
August 15, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I got one of these skincare electric cattleprods for christmas and it sorta slaps
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Cattleprods, whipped cream, rusted cheese grater, and Mom gets to watch freaky?
November 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Something about Mercury retrograde, cattleprods, and moonshine. I was too drunk to listen.
May 31, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Cattleprods are nice for that. A nice big one made for a bull. Just nail the arsehole in the nuts with it, and the problem takes care of itself.

They can also blow up an old style television from the 1980's really well.

Don't ask.
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Electric gloves to replace outdated cattle prods, as Trump seeks new ways to impress Americans with his cruelty!#CattleProds
They will kill someone. The wrong person gets tased it will kill them. I have heart issues. It would cause serious arrhythmia.
Reporter: DHS plans to spend $10-20M on Taser gloves so when they arrest people, they will be tased.

Hochul: That appears to me, on its face, to be a civil rights violation.

James: It appears to violate several laws.

Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social
August 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The other hand is possessed. It's always Googling "Veggies Tales Rule 34" and cattleprods.
January 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM