#celibacy
Where did Pope Francis go wrong with America's right-wing Catholic bloggers? For one thing, his celibacy was voluntary.
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
March 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Democracy dies in celibacy
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A FIFA prize for peace is like an OnlyFans prize for celibacy
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i think any ideology that frames asexuality and celibacy as inherently bad things is dangerous
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They are practically demanding celibacy. Positively gagging for it, ironically.
March 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Boy I’ll take a vow of celibacy before I consider white women
September 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I would agree that this bed is designed for non-monogamy, specifically celibacy
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m just gonna say the whole celibacy thing would be a challenge
April 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
And then there's the celibacy thing ...
April 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Daughter: “Mom, what's celibacy?"

Mother: “The official hobby of men who sell masculinity products on podcasts."
May 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I can't compete with this

www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/o...
Opinion | Gen Z-ers Are Ditching Sex. They Might Be Onto Something.
Is celibacy cool now?
www.nytimes.com
July 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
On the bus in Manhattan a woman, maybe 60, sits down next to me and asks what I’m reading. I tell her it’s the new Melissa Febos on celibacy and she goes, “Celibacy? Pathetic. It’s the summer of SEX.”
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When I take a vow of celibacy this summer
April 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's like joining a cult where the Kool-Aid costs $6.99 and comes with a side of celibacy.
June 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My man looks like he had a life of celibacy thrust upon him
July 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
leia and luke had sex on hoth. they don’t talk about it but it’s why he dedicated the rest of his life to celibacy
I can think of no better way to spend May the 4th than filling the timeline with absurd Star Wars headcanons
May 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
you might think the solution to this is celibacy, but guess what? vows of celibacy are a means of patriarchal control too. it's unwinnable by design.
March 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
the bible said celibacy, not sell a bussy
September 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Her oath of celibacy is on file
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You know how you have a herd of horses, a parliament of owls, or a romp of otters?

I give you: A celibacy of doge-boys

Add yours!
March 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
surely the only acceptable answer is celibacy. Rory had *terrible* taste in men.
I will reserve judgment on Mr. Mayor until he announces which of Rory's boyfriends was best for her
July 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
your regular reminder that stephen fry didn’t fight for lgbt+ rights.

other ppl did.

he claimed celibacy the whole time.
December 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Not horny baristas! Coffee should only be prepared and served by those who have undertaken a monastic vow of celibacy.
June 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM