California law enforcement to conduct training on "Involuntary Celibate Extremism" later this week
January 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
California law enforcement to conduct training on "Involuntary Celibate Extremism" later this week
happy pi day to all who celibate
March 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
happy pi day to all who celibate
California Sober?
No, I’m Italian Celibate
No, I’m Italian Celibate
May 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
California Sober?
No, I’m Italian Celibate
No, I’m Italian Celibate
being celibate makes me immune to so many annoying discourses
February 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
being celibate makes me immune to so many annoying discourses
Wow, celibate?
Honey, what a waste.
Honey, what a waste.
April 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Wow, celibate?
Honey, what a waste.
Honey, what a waste.
CEL KINDS, A PRIMER
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
CEL KINDS, A PRIMER
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
Incel = Involuntary Celibate
Volcel = Voluntarily Celibate
Recel = Recently Cel-Shaded
Insole = Involuntarily Have Feet
Velocicel = Celibate Velociraptor
Innsell = Bad Speller (Celibate)
Incell = Incarcerated/Prison
Ansel = Adams
Wetzel = Only Fucks Pretzels
Happy “No Sex Day”, for those who celibate.
May 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Happy “No Sex Day”, for those who celibate.
Local Man Remains Celibate, Claims He’s “Too Good At Sex”
Anthropic, the artificial intelligence company that recently fought the Pentagon over the use of its technology, has built a new A.I. model that it claims is too powerful to be released to the public.
Anthropic Claims Its New A.I. Model, Mythos, Is a Cybersecurity ‘Reckoning’
The company said on Tuesday that it was holding back on releasing the new technology but was working with 40 companies to explore how it could prevent cyberattacks.
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April 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Local Man Remains Celibate, Claims He’s “Too Good At Sex”
He’s not involuntarily celibate if he’s choosing to not have sex. He’s just celibate.
September 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
He’s not involuntarily celibate if he’s choosing to not have sex. He’s just celibate.
To which I would only add: this whole discourse is the mirror image of what society tells women.
When men are involuntarily celibate: it's undeserved and a social crisis.
When women are involuntarily celibate: women are "too picky" and DESERVE to be lonely. Hence the "cat lady" discourse.
When men are involuntarily celibate: it's undeserved and a social crisis.
When women are involuntarily celibate: women are "too picky" and DESERVE to be lonely. Hence the "cat lady" discourse.
No one gave a shit if a gay man was lonely navigating a homophobic society. No one gave a shit if a woman was lonely in an abusive marriage. No one ever gave a shit if the Black kid in a white school was lonely.
But we all need to care about straight white men being lonely.
Miss me with this bs.
But we all need to care about straight white men being lonely.
Miss me with this bs.
August 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
To which I would only add: this whole discourse is the mirror image of what society tells women.
When men are involuntarily celibate: it's undeserved and a social crisis.
When women are involuntarily celibate: women are "too picky" and DESERVE to be lonely. Hence the "cat lady" discourse.
When men are involuntarily celibate: it's undeserved and a social crisis.
When women are involuntarily celibate: women are "too picky" and DESERVE to be lonely. Hence the "cat lady" discourse.
someone tell the vatican or whatever that i'm celibate and just the right amount of homophobic to be the new pope
February 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
someone tell the vatican or whatever that i'm celibate and just the right amount of homophobic to be the new pope
"I'm celibate except when I'm in Italy" novelty shirts now available in the Vatican gift shop
May 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"I'm celibate except when I'm in Italy" novelty shirts now available in the Vatican gift shop
Horny with boundaries, standards, and a vengeance. Therefore, celibate.
May 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Horny with boundaries, standards, and a vengeance. Therefore, celibate.
Sadly not celibate. 'king rapist pig
September 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Sadly not celibate. 'king rapist pig
i’m going to go ahead and say, i don’t think he’s celibate for the reasons he thinks he’s celibate
August 21, 2024 at 6:18 AM
i’m going to go ahead and say, i don’t think he’s celibate for the reasons he thinks he’s celibate
Char, show me an example cause of the male Loneliness Epidemic..
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Char, show me an example cause of the male Loneliness Epidemic..
(hooking up) going sex mode
her: yknow what actually i’m going home
me: going celibate mode :(
her: yknow what actually i’m going home
me: going celibate mode :(
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
(hooking up) going sex mode
her: yknow what actually i’m going home
me: going celibate mode :(
her: yknow what actually i’m going home
me: going celibate mode :(
Wait do we have to be celibate during the general strike?
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Wait do we have to be celibate during the general strike?
We wanted to understand the theory that Joe Biden was executed and replaced by clones in 2020. So we talked with three involuntarily celibate crypto investors at a Whataburger in Buford.
June 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We wanted to understand the theory that Joe Biden was executed and replaced by clones in 2020. So we talked with three involuntarily celibate crypto investors at a Whataburger in Buford.
muffin is lowkey a celibate diaercuck and that’s okay
August 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
muffin is lowkey a celibate diaercuck and that’s okay
Slutty Summer to Celibate Fall
September 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Slutty Summer to Celibate Fall
At least he is self-aware
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
At least he is self-aware
Happy Locktober to all of you who celibate
October 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Happy Locktober to all of you who celibate
Happy Valentine's Day to all those who choose to be single, for those who celibate.
February 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy Valentine's Day to all those who choose to be single, for those who celibate.