He had chance after chance to not be Muslim. He did not.
The co-founder of Republican Astroturfers for Apartheid ("Democratic Majority for Israel") tries to spin Haley Stevens's public embrace of Nazism on behalf of Israel:
November 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
He had chance after chance to not be Muslim. He did not.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦! 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦!
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November 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦! 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦!
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i refuse to believe there is a chance this happens
November 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i refuse to believe there is a chance this happens
It’s like Haley Stevens is trying to cement her chance of having zero chance of ever having any future in politics.
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
It’s like Haley Stevens is trying to cement her chance of having zero chance of ever having any future in politics.
You didn’t stand a chance, did you?
November 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
You didn’t stand a chance, did you?
dm your ex now. this might be your only chance
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October 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
dm your ex now. this might be your only chance
Tomorrow, November 3rd, is your last chance to vote to get money out of politics, put money in pockets, and pass Medicare for All.
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
November 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Tomorrow, November 3rd, is your last chance to vote to get money out of politics, put money in pockets, and pass Medicare for All.
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
Chance is ready for Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Chance is ready for Halloween
JD Vance's Closing Pitch Is Another Chance
November 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
JD Vance's Closing Pitch Is Another Chance
Day 31 - Chance (Pooltoy Asriel TF)
“There’s a high chance of spontaneous azzyfication? I think I’ll be oka—sqrk??”
#Octransfur #TFEveryday
“There’s a high chance of spontaneous azzyfication? I think I’ll be oka—sqrk??”
#Octransfur #TFEveryday
October 31, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Day 31 - Chance (Pooltoy Asriel TF)
“There’s a high chance of spontaneous azzyfication? I think I’ll be oka—sqrk??”
#Octransfur #TFEveryday
“There’s a high chance of spontaneous azzyfication? I think I’ll be oka—sqrk??”
#Octransfur #TFEveryday
i would pay money for the chance to sit down with George Lucas for like, 40 minutes, and explain this to him.
This one had me in tears. The right has become a sentient racist fedora.
November 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
i would pay money for the chance to sit down with George Lucas for like, 40 minutes, and explain this to him.
Michigan voters, you have the chance to further expand a certain someone’s loser status on Tuesday
November 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Michigan voters, you have the chance to further expand a certain someone’s loser status on Tuesday
He’s not there but you will definitely get your chance
Kicker of this New York Times piece >>
Then they asked her if she was angry at her brother for “putting you in this situation.”
Ms. Graham laughed.
“When I get to heaven one day,” she said, “I am just going to choke Lindsey.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/30/u...
Then they asked her if she was angry at her brother for “putting you in this situation.”
Ms. Graham laughed.
“When I get to heaven one day,” she said, “I am just going to choke Lindsey.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/30/u...
Darline Graham Is ‘a Little Nervous.’ Can She Keep South Carolina’s Senate Seat Red?
Polls show the sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham in a virtual tie with her Democratic opponent, Dr. Annie Andrews. An upset was unthinkable just a few months ago.
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
He’s not there but you will definitely get your chance
Tuesday forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of Ragnarok
NEW NYT/SIENA POLL!
#MISen AES 53% Rogers 42%
#TXSen Talarico 50% Paxton 43%
#MESen Jackson 51% Collins 45%
#OHSen Brown 49% Husted 44%
#KSSen Hamilton 49% Marshall 44%
#AKSen Peltola 48% Dan Sullivan 46%
#IASen Turek 48% Hinson 47%
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/01/u...
#MISen AES 53% Rogers 42%
#TXSen Talarico 50% Paxton 43%
#MESen Jackson 51% Collins 45%
#OHSen Brown 49% Husted 44%
#KSSen Hamilton 49% Marshall 44%
#AKSen Peltola 48% Dan Sullivan 46%
#IASen Turek 48% Hinson 47%
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/01/u...
Democrats Show Strength in Final Days of Race for the Senate, New Polls Find
www.nytimes.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Tuesday forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of Ragnarok
Gabling on Halloween isnt the best choice~
Octransfur.
Day 31. Chance
Thank you all for joining me this month~ ✨
Octransfur.
Day 31. Chance
Thank you all for joining me this month~ ✨
November 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Gabling on Halloween isnt the best choice~
Octransfur.
Day 31. Chance
Thank you all for joining me this month~ ✨
Octransfur.
Day 31. Chance
Thank you all for joining me this month~ ✨
Getting 14 inches deep on the massive (X)XL Chance ^.^
November 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Getting 14 inches deep on the massive (X)XL Chance ^.^
Today's forecast: 100% chance of pain.
Shego from Kim Possible 💚
30/31
Shego from Kim Possible 💚
30/31
October 31, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Today's forecast: 100% chance of pain.
Shego from Kim Possible 💚
30/31
Shego from Kim Possible 💚
30/31
October 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Realizing he doesn’t have a chance in Ohio, a confused Vicious Ramaswamy is now campaigning in Texas.
October 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Realizing he doesn’t have a chance in Ohio, a confused Vicious Ramaswamy is now campaigning in Texas.
Tomorrow is your last chance to make Senile Satan the lamest duck ever to waddle through the White House, admiring his tacky Home Depot gold-painted decor, all held together with Krazy Glue.
November 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Tomorrow is your last chance to make Senile Satan the lamest duck ever to waddle through the White House, admiring his tacky Home Depot gold-painted decor, all held together with Krazy Glue.
EVERCORE:
“.. Our updated 60% probability that Democrats take the Senate is split between a 40% chance of a precarious 51-seat majority and a 20% chance of 52+ seats.”
“.. Our updated 60% probability that Democrats take the Senate is split between a 40% chance of a precarious 51-seat majority and a 20% chance of 52+ seats.”
October 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
EVERCORE:
“.. Our updated 60% probability that Democrats take the Senate is split between a 40% chance of a precarious 51-seat majority and a 20% chance of 52+ seats.”
“.. Our updated 60% probability that Democrats take the Senate is split between a 40% chance of a precarious 51-seat majority and a 20% chance of 52+ seats.”
I want a chance at that fun
November 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I want a chance at that fun
do you think a little werespeck like me has a chance with her
October 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
do you think a little werespeck like me has a chance with her