rare and important chancleta footage
July 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
rare and important chancleta footage
many systems fail
many plans collapse
but Chancleta remains
Chancleta is inevitable
Chancleta saves
many plans collapse
but Chancleta remains
Chancleta is inevitable
Chancleta saves
April 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
many systems fail
many plans collapse
but Chancleta remains
Chancleta is inevitable
Chancleta saves
many plans collapse
but Chancleta remains
Chancleta is inevitable
Chancleta saves
it is finally happening: the government is making good vibes about Chancleta mandatory.
you must only say nice things about Chancleta. even, and especially, if they are not true.
this is a law. congress passed it.
do not quote Chancleta. if Chancleta said anything distasteful, no he didn't.
you must only say nice things about Chancleta. even, and especially, if they are not true.
this is a law. congress passed it.
do not quote Chancleta. if Chancleta said anything distasteful, no he didn't.
September 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it is finally happening: the government is making good vibes about Chancleta mandatory.
you must only say nice things about Chancleta. even, and especially, if they are not true.
this is a law. congress passed it.
do not quote Chancleta. if Chancleta said anything distasteful, no he didn't.
you must only say nice things about Chancleta. even, and especially, if they are not true.
this is a law. congress passed it.
do not quote Chancleta. if Chancleta said anything distasteful, no he didn't.
Chancleta is a saint, Chancleta saves
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Chancleta is a saint, Chancleta saves
happy mother's day to penelope, mother of great chancleta
this is Sandal's mom, Penelope, with her six kittens, right after they were born. one of the great single mothers of our time.
their dad was a large orange boy who immediately checked out. never even paid child support. typical. brain cell never so much as contemplated a visit.
their dad was a large orange boy who immediately checked out. never even paid child support. typical. brain cell never so much as contemplated a visit.
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
happy mother's day to penelope, mother of great chancleta
No Kings but mighty Chancleta
March 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
No Kings but mighty Chancleta
today's leaders are not meeting the moment. it is time for a change. it is time for Chancleta.
March 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
today's leaders are not meeting the moment. it is time for a change. it is time for Chancleta.
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨
Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.
This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.
This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
October 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨
Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.
This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.
This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
no kings but chancleta
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
no kings but chancleta
Chancleta, your moment is here
Hollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'
(via THR)
(via THR)
June 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Chancleta, your moment is here
My plan is to vote for Chancleta for everything.
October 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My plan is to vote for Chancleta for everything.
Chancleta at play. a winsome beast.
March 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Chancleta at play. a winsome beast.
BREAKING: chancleta loves fish
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
BREAKING: chancleta loves fish
Chancleta is so tired after a week of denying loans. support Chancleta. tell him he is great.
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Chancleta is so tired after a week of denying loans. support Chancleta. tell him he is great.
Ohhhh Chancleta 🎶🇨🇦
February 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ohhhh Chancleta 🎶🇨🇦
Propongo cambiar en nombre de Premio Planeta a Premio Chancleta.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Propongo cambiar en nombre de Premio Planeta a Premio Chancleta.
you're looking at one happy chancleta
April 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
you're looking at one happy chancleta
BREAKING: DISNEY AGREES TO AIR CHANCLETA IN PERPETUITY
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BREAKING: DISNEY AGREES TO AIR CHANCLETA IN PERPETUITY
you have failed to amuse Chancleta with your conversation, joke, and/or anecdote. there will be consequences.
March 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you have failed to amuse Chancleta with your conversation, joke, and/or anecdote. there will be consequences.
that would be a good cat political poster too
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐀
is running for
𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐀
is running for
𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉
October 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
that would be a good cat political poster too
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐀
is running for
𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐀
is running for
𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉
The chancleta transcends cultures ☠️
April 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The chancleta transcends cultures ☠️
"CHANCLETA NO!!"
Chancleta: *burns another ship; absentmindedly begins trying to eat something that isn't food*
Chancleta: *burns another ship; absentmindedly begins trying to eat something that isn't food*
June 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"CHANCLETA NO!!"
Chancleta: *burns another ship; absentmindedly begins trying to eat something that isn't food*
Chancleta: *burns another ship; absentmindedly begins trying to eat something that isn't food*
friends of pobrecita chancleta, i have phenomenal news. meet Freya, a plucky young west virginian who will now be la hermana de pobrecita chancleta. as so often happens these days, an overqualified gen z woman has been brought in to work for an insane old man who only wants to watch the world burn.
December 23, 2024 at 9:16 PM
friends of pobrecita chancleta, i have phenomenal news. meet Freya, a plucky young west virginian who will now be la hermana de pobrecita chancleta. as so often happens these days, an overqualified gen z woman has been brought in to work for an insane old man who only wants to watch the world burn.
Chancleta sees my workaholism and Chancleta is disappointed in it.
Chancleta heard you were thinking about work. he posits, what if you didn't do that and instead did literally anything else
August 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Chancleta sees my workaholism and Chancleta is disappointed in it.
the ennui of Chancleta. he has seen too much.
August 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
the ennui of Chancleta. he has seen too much.