#chancleta
Voi tornar dicilo una vegada más ya al altu la lleva: Súper Frai Barbón, el Beatu Llaviana, ye un CHARRÁN ya un CHANCLETA. 🤮🤮🤮
#sociollistos #esbarrumbe #desaniciu #mnetires #corrupción #fascismu #Asturies
October 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Naci con 50 años
Tus palabras no me hace daño
Contrario a tu chancleta
Ojalá nunca me la des en la jeta

RAP TERAPIA
October 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
De verdad, es mas tonto que una chancleta
October 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
No ni ná, ¿qué mejor que una chancleta, recuerdo del verano y sus amores…?
October 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Do you want the chancla? Because if you don’t vote for Chancleta, you’re getting the chancla.
October 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A ver, llevo 5 minutos leyéndolo todo y:

- qué guay todo.
- ojalá estar en la situación del partidazo, con un pibón como chancleta tirándome la caña.
- lo que dice oposithunter: lánzate, chancle: “oye, te vas a reír, y no sé siquiera si tienes pareja, pero me molas y me gustaría echar un café”.
October 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Lucifurr and Bastet endorse Chancleta. The th e very important & pivotal whatever thingy he’s running for

They firmly support his promise of earlier nap times and a chimkin 🍗 in every bowl

They also claim they were not bribed w/churus to make this statement
October 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I'm on the fence Dave. With a slight lean towards Chancleta's yard but not ready to commit just yet. When will Chancleta get the endorsement from three blind mice (random or not Dave, it doesn't matter)? If he gets their endorsement I'm in Dave, I'm all in then Dave!
October 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The opossum that hangs out at the local Speedway endorses Chancleta. Speedy will tell his friends along the main road to do the same because he thinks he saved them from the tornado back in August and might be a kind of cat god to the trash kitties.
October 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Chancleta needs campaign buttons
October 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
this endorzmint so hardt to git, sush triboote to catform of Chancleta
October 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Maybe it's a trick. He may be after a coon skin cap. Perhaps a new identity - Chancleta Crockett. Which means we could be related since I too am a Crockett by birth.
October 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Chancleta haz mai vote. Speshully as as doez raccoons hab an rackett goin in tha waste management bizniz. Youse downt wanna cross dem.
October 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I can honestly say that Chancleta will be the only orange politician I would ever vote for!
🧡🐈
October 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
My plan is to vote for Chancleta for everything.
October 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
(knocks on door) "have you heard that a family of three random raccoons has endorsed Chancleta in his campaign for something?" (aggressively hands homeowner a flyer) "Do you have a plan to vote? TELL ME THE PLAN"
October 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Jimothy's endorsement would ensure a win for whatever Chancleta is standing for
October 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
VOTE CHANCLETA 2026
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨

Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.

This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
October 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Chancleta for everything!
October 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
that would be a good cat political poster too

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐀
is running for
𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉
October 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
but he can't win whatever he's trying to win without your help. Chancleta's opponents, whoever they may be, have -- or may have -- the support of Wicked Special Interests who probably put their seats back on airplanes whenever they want. Donate here and stand with Chancleta for something or other
October 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I would endorse Chancleta, too.
October 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I don't know what I am voting for Chancleta to be, but I am voting for him. I don't know what district, state, or country he is in. I will move there. I will naturalize if needed.
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨

Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.

This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
October 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Chancleta was endorsed by THE Rory Calhoun?!?
October 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
We're having elections all over the place in Canada. Does Chancleta want to be a ward councillor? Or would he like to form a minority government with Parti Quebecois?
October 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM