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Break Up Advice. Original incorrect quote.
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Thomas: What do you say when you break up with a man? Janus: I usually say, "I'll call you tomorrow".
November 18, 2024 at 12:30 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
Your Rent, Thomas! Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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Virgil: Your rent, Thomas! You still haven't paid this month's rent! Thomas: It's due tomorrow, Virgil, I'm still on time! Virgil: Well, when they kick you out of your apartment, don't worry. You'll always have a place to stay. Thomas: I... appreciate that? Virgil: Yeah, the park across the street. Thomas: (face of anxious panic)
October 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Not That Hat. Original incorrect quote.
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Virgil: Will you please take that stupid hat off? Thomas: (wearing a Woody hat) No, I want to blend in! Virgil: To what? Toy Story?
January 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Lovestruck. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #pattonsanders #remussanders
Thomas: *Lovestruck sigh* Patton: Aaw! I know what you're feeling, Thomas! The L word-- Remus: Yeah! Leprosy! Patton: No, no no! It's four letters, it starts with L and ends with E! Remus: Oh right! LICE! Thomas: (horrified face at Remus)
January 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
First Day of School. From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: To all of you, kiddos, who are in your first day of school today, I assure you as your principal that in this temple of knowledge you'll find a second home, where every teacher will give you what any mother would give their children: LOVE! Little Thomas: Oh, thank God! I thought he was going to say CARROTS!!!
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Skin. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on X.
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Remus: I don't like the way my skin feels on my body. Remus: Do you like the way your skin feels on your body? Thomas: Well... Remus: You don't? Why don't you pull it off? Remus: Pull off your skin, Thomas... Thomas:
March 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Taking You Out. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social . CW Prinxiety.
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Virgil: Roman, I'm gonna (eerie voice) take you out... Roman: Was that a threat, or...? Thomas: Yeah, what was that exactly? I asked for flirting advice... Virgil: That was my attempt at flirting.
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
The Last Straw. Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: I can't deal with you anymore, Remus! This is the last straw! Remus: (dramatic scoff) Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Why Am I Anxious. From an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: Why am I anxious right now? I don't see anything that could make me scared! Virgil: Do you want the long version or the short version? Thomas: ...short? Virgil: Shit's fucked. Thomas: (sigh) Okay, long. Virgil: SHIT'S VERY FUCKED!!
February 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Did You Hear That? From an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: (just hanging the phone) Did you hear that?? Thomas: Nico wants me to go to the club with him!!! Thomas: I need to practice my kissing! Virgil: Don't look at me, Thomas!
September 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Not Who You Think I Am. Original incorrect quote (the last framee is added original writing).
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Remus: I'm not who you think I am. Remus: I'm not good or real! Remus: I'm evil and imaginary! Thomas: (sighs) You're also a stinky drama bitch, but that, like what you said, is also common knowledge at this point.
August 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Why the Chase. Adapted from an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: Why is Roman chasing Remus outside around the house sword in hand??? Logan: I wrote it down. Remus suggested that Roman could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult, and possibly biologically impractical things involving his own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish.
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
A Confidence with Roman. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: You know what, Roman? Roman: What, Thomas? Thomas: Whenever Remus starts talking I think to myself... Thomas: "Maybe this time it'll make sense." Thomas: I'm always wrong. Roman: Story of my life, Thomas.
September 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
I Love Cheesecake. Original incorrect quote.
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Patton: Who wants cheesecake!!?? Thomas: Oh, I love cheesecake! Logan: Thomas, you're lactose intolerant. Thomas: I don't eat it, I just think it's a good idea.
December 30, 2024 at 9:43 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Ask Virgil. From an incorrect quote.
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Logan: Thomas, procrastination only makes things worse. Thomas: I know... Logan: Ask Virgil about the time-- Logan: (looking at Virgil) Well... Logan: ...ask Virgil about any time. Virgil: I'll think of a comeback for you tomorrow.
July 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Another Lawyer. Original incorrect quote.
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(in a courtroom, Thomas is in the witness stand and Janus is the lawyer) Thomas: You'll see! I'll find another layer! Thomas: A better lawyer... a GAYER lawyer! Janus: (scoffs) Good luck finding that, sweetie! Thomas: (face of worry)
August 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
So Cold and Dark. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Patton: You can't do things when it's so cold and dark outside... Thomas: We live in Florida, it's not cold, I think it's probably fine to still do stuff. Patton: No! Get in your sweatpants, eat carbs and stay warm! Thomas: I'm not a bear... Patton: CARBS AND SWEATPANTS, MISTER! Thomas: Yes, papa!
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
You Make Me Feel. Adapted from an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: (talking to Nico) You make me feel all alfjskak and bleusjkfj... y'know? Thomas: (inner thoughts) Shit! Now he'll think I'm a dork! Nico: (inner thoughts while he smiles at Thomas in silence) Oh my God, he's perfect.
March 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Defenestration. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Thomas: Oh, that makes PERFECT sense. Why don't we just throw logic out the window! Remus: ON IT!!! (off-screen, while Thomas shows a face of being done with life) Logan: Remus, let go off me!!! Remus: La, la, la, dih, dah... Thomas: Remus, you put him down! Right now! Remus: (off-screen, sad) Poopy...
September 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
The Beauty Part. Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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Remus: We're not real, Thomas. And here's the beauty part... if Roman dies, you won't have to bury him in the backyard! Thomas: When you talk, do you hear it, or is it like a big roaring in your ears?
August 12, 2026 at 1:48 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Breathe. Original incorrect quote.
CW Panic attack, implied Analogical.
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Virgil: Oh my God. I can't breathe. I can't breathe! Logan: Virgil, here! Put your head between your legs! I'll get you some water! Thomas: Virgil, you'll be all right. Just take a couple of deep breaths. Virgil: If I could take deep breaths, it would mean I could BREATHE!
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
You're Afraid. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Virgil: *Appears* Thomas: Oh, hey, Virgil, what's up? Virgil: You're afraid. Thomas: Afraid... of what? (continues on next page) (comes from previous page) Virgil: Thomas: Afraid of WHAT??? Virgil: *sinks down in silence* Thomas: OF WHAT, VIRGIL?? COME BACK HERE!!!
December 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Somebody's Singing. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Logan: Why does it always seem like... like somebody- Patton: --Once told me the world was gonna roll me-- Roman: --TOOooOOoo LOOOVE!! Janus: --I wanna feel the heat with-- Virgil: --IS WATCHING MEEEE-- Remus: --And I got no privacy! Oooh-- Logan: (angry) --IS ALWAYS SINGING IN THE MIND PALACE!!! (Meanwhile in the real world...) Thomas: Why do these snippets jump to my mind just when I need to memorize the new song? Dang it!
February 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Nico's Phone Call. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Thomas: Oh Gosh! Oh God! Nico just phoned! He's coming over! Quick, Logan, how do I look? Logan: ....with your eyes...? Thomas: Right... Thank you... Thomas: ROMAN--
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
What a Mess. From an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: (looking at the mess in his living room with all things out of order scattered everywhere) What a mess! Roman: It's just a bunch of thingies here and there... Thomas: I meant my life...
June 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM