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October 28, 2026 at 8:12 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Headache Remedy. Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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Janus: Ahh, every bone in my brain aches... Virgil: Hey, you know what's good for that? Janus: What? Virgil: Fill the sink with warm tap water and soak your head in for 20 minutes. Janus: That's a lot! I'd drown! Virgil: Do you wanna get rid of the headache or not?
November 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Hello, Hello. Inspired by an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #virgilsanders
Janus: Hello, Virgil, you look cooler and edgier everyday. Virgil: Hello, Janus, those are beautiful scales on your face. Great now we're both liars.
October 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
mjw-creature.bsky.social
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happy 10th anniversary to sanders sides!
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#sanderssides #pattonsanders #logansanders #romansanders #virgilsanders #janussanders #remussanders
October 23, 2026 at 7:54 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #logansanders #romansanders #janussanders #remussanders #virgilsanders
October 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
All Dad Jokes. Original writing featuring dad jokes.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #romansanders #logansanders #pattonsanders #janussanders #virgilsanders #characterthomassanders
(off-screen sounds of Logan groaning and complaining are heard off-screen from time to time) Remus: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Remus: Because the P is silent. Roman: What do you call a belt made of watches? Roman: A waist of time. Patton: Can February march? Patton: No, but April may! (continues on next page) (comes from previous page) Janus: Don't trust atoms. Janus: They make up everything! Virgil: If a child refuses to nap... Virgil: ...are they guilty of resisting a rest? Logan: If only Thomas didn't need the brainstorm of jokes for his new script... ugh... Thomas: Great job, guys! Keep going! Logan: (off-screen) Dear Newton, have mercy!
October 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
This is the basic lineart as scanned from paper before applying color!
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesfanart #characterthomassanders #romansanders #janussanders #remussanders #orangeside #logansanders #pattonsanders #virgilsanders
October 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
How dumb? From an incorrect quote.
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Roman: (scoffs) How dumb do you think I am? Janus: Uh... do you really want me to answer that? Roman: *Offended Princey noises*
October 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
wolfyknutz.bsky.social
#dragoncon2026 #sandersides #sandersidesfanart #virgilsanders #romansanders #remussanders #janussanders #pattonsanders #logansanders
October 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Phase Two. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #pattonsanders #moceit
Janus: Oh, no! Phase one of the plan has failed! Janus: (ominous voice and face) I think it's time for phase two... Patton: Does phase two involve cookies? Janus: (siiiigh) Fiiiiine...
October 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
I Did Not Come Here for This. From an incorrect quote.
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Roman: Janus, I did not come here to get insulted! Janus: Oh? Where do you usually go to get insulted? I'll go anyplace!
September 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
You Little Weasel. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders
Roman: You little weasel! I'll teach you to make fun of me! Janus: Oh, I don't have to be taught, I already know how. Janus: (impersonating his voice and mannerism) Hi, I'm Princey! Notice me! Roman: (enraged voice, holding his sword) Why you--
September 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Trashman. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #remussanders
Janus: I can't believe you're wearing that! Remus: (covered in all kinds of trash) I'm a trashman. I'm proud of where I come from.
September 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
What Were We Fighting About. From an incorrect quote.
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Roman: (holding his sword) Ugh, I don't even remember what Remus and I were fighting about. Janus: Roman, you called him a flighty air-head. Janus: And Remus called you a hopeless pig flake with no sense of fashion. Roman: (sigh) Thank you, Janus.
September 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
If You Ask Me. Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #moceit
Janus: If you ask me... Roman: Not gonna. Janus: ...any group activity that forces others to be happy, is by nature evil. Roman: And that's why I didn't ask. Janus: I just don't understand the herd mentality, that, you know... tells us what to wear, what to watch, what to eat... Janus: (sudden happy smile) Hey, do I smell Patton's chicken nuggets? Yummy!
September 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
You Won't Believe It. From an incorrect quote. CW Suggestive mentions.
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Remus: Janus, you will not believe what just happened to me! Janus: Some loose man that you've never met before has agreed to go back to your place, and participate in some deviant sexual behavior. Remus: Remus: What gave me away, the drool?
September 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
It Was a Secret. Original writing inspired by an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #janussanders
Virgil: Janus, what I told you was a secret! Janus: I know, you told me. Virgil: Then why did you tell everyone!!!?? Janus: Oh, Virgil, what's the fun of knowing a secret if you don't tell one or two... thousand people?
September 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Janus, I Need You. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #janussanders
Patton: Janus, I need you! Janus: (ominous face) When I am good and ready! Patton: (angry face) What did you say? Janus: (scared) Now I am good and ready!
September 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Worried. From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: Janus, I'm worried about Remus! Janus: Well, just don't make eye-contact or show fear and he'll leave you alone.
September 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
What Are You Doing Here? Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Dukeceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders #dukeceit
Remus: What are you doing here? Janus: (angry) Saving your butt before I kick it! Remus: (sugestive smile) Oooh! Is that a threat or a promise?? Janus: (even angrier) ....maybe I'll kick it before!
September 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
manbemel.bsky.social
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #pattonsanders #virgilsanders #janussanders #logansanders #remussanders
September 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Thunder and Lightning. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #virgilsanders #janussanders #remussanders
(smoke is coming from Remus' spot, everyone looks at him in shock and scared disbelief) Roman: ...and you say he's just been hit by lightning?? Virgil: Yes! It's a miracle he wasn't even hurt! Janus: With the voltage he absorbed, it must have been like french-kissing a light socket! Remus: (covered in smoke, his hair is all spiked up due to the electric charge) No, it isn't.
September 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Impersonating a judge. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #moceit
Janus: Are all of you guys out of your minds??? Janus: I could go to jail for impersonating a judge! Roman: Patton needs us! Besides, it's on the phone! Nobody's gonna know! Janus: Why me? Roman: Well... because it's sneaky, and unerhanded, and deceitful? Janus: (sighs) Nobody does it better... All right, but I'll do it for Patton only!
September 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Our Song. From an incorrect quote. CW Unrequited Dukeceit
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders #dukeceit
Remus: Would you care to dance? Janus: Why don't we wait until they play our song? Remus: What is our song, Jan-Jan? Janus: We don't have one.
September 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
manbemel.bsky.social
Virgil's Heyday. Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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Janus: You should have seen Virgil in his heyday, Roman! Janus: He was stubborn and cranky and grouchy and grumpy. Roman: Sounds like a law firm for the seven dwarfs. Virgil: (with an obviously grumpy face) I was not grumpy!
September 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM