#chardonnay-What
Self soothing with #dateline and Chardonnay in my Kamala cup. I don’t care what day it is. 😭😭😭😭
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I still knew what Chardonnay and Sauvignon Blanc were.

I don’t know how, maybe because I read books? Or maybe just picking things up based on context clues? IDK.
July 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I once again have to ask how this man did not know what Chardonnay is when reports were that Amy Chua would drink regularly with her faves.
Lol J.D. Vance got course credit for working on Hillbilly Elegy in Amy Chua's International Business Transactions class
www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/u...
July 18, 2024 at 4:19 AM
My family — started by my immigrant grandfather — has been in the anthracite coal biz for 80 years in NE Pennsylvania and this is just so much fucking nonsense. Btw these days, the Chardonnay biz is bigger. What an idiot Chris Wright is, catering to his boss who is permanently living in the 1980s.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What a silly question.

Obviously you're having a glass of chardonnay with her, not a beer
July 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The best Chardonnay I’ve ever tasted.

I did not know this is what Chardonnay is actually supposed to taste like lol
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Sometimes you just want a lime gummy vaguely shaped like a line of grapes labeled CHARDONNAY
March 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"Oh hello judge, you haven't touched your Chardonnay"

"Government's haunted."

"What?"

<loads shotgun>

"Government's haunted."
March 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I want Kamala to do *whatever she wants*. If what she wants is to sip chardonnay by her pool, I fully support that. If what she wants is to run again, I will be ready to serve her.
May 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
9. Chardonnay. Californian Chardonnay. Seriously. What the fuck is up with that rancid butter taste.
January 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This day in history. 1990. Charges against Axl Rose for assault with what the victim called "a really good bottle of Chardonnay" were dropped because there's no such thing.
November 28, 2023 at 10:43 AM
What the fuck is the Chardonnay set
September 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Out to lunch at a pub today and the server asked what drinks people wanted. One asked for Chardonnay and was told 'We don't have any Chardonnay but our house wine is made from the same grape'. 'OK. I'll have that then '
October 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lusty Salazzle Maid got into the chardonnay, what will she do next?

#UmbreonVEVO
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lmao what happened to that pic?
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Krugman

“Coal mining as a way of life vanished decades ago, not because chardonnay-sipping liberals sneered at it, but because corporations replaced miners with machines and explosives. What it’s really about is culture war. Trying to bring back coal is all about owning the libs.”
Fossil Fuels and Fossilized Minds
What’s driving the doomed attempt to revive coal?
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This is what accounts for speedballing at age 68.
Chardonnay and double stuff dark chocolate Oreos.👍
March 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
if you can't come up with a joke about a guy who

- wants everybody to fucking move to Mars

and is

- afraid of going to space

that isn't "lol what if he was a chick," get out of the shitposting business. you can't hack it.

take your discount chardonnay and go to threads. your shit is weak.
December 2, 2024 at 1:34 AM
See what happens when I’m half a bottle of Chardonnay deep after the En Vogue state fair show? Can’t take my ass nowhere
July 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is what you get when you order chardonnay in South Bend RIP Arin
August 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they should invent time travel but only for seeing what butterfly effect shit Zack Chardonnay absentmindedly picking up that ball in the endzone leads to
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I have received emails today drom someone called chardonnay and someone called shiraz and someone called merlot what the fuck is going on
August 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Chardonnay and Merlot are like the prototype wines that those of us who don't know anything about wine have heard of.

It's like what every sitcom has someone order at Applebee's or Cheers so the audience knows they're a rich person fish out of water.
July 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM