“you wanna go bro?!” also works as a chatup line I guess 🤝🏼 #fursuitfriday
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June 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“you wanna go bro?!” also works as a chatup line I guess 🤝🏼 #fursuitfriday
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Revelations from the Antony Beevor event: Rasputin, whose chatup line was “you have sad eyes, does he treat you badly”, may have been the first employer of the “hey baby what’s wrong” move
September 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Revelations from the Antony Beevor event: Rasputin, whose chatup line was “you have sad eyes, does he treat you badly”, may have been the first employer of the “hey baby what’s wrong” move
“I got a place in the tower back there. Wanna be kidnapped, princess?”
When dragons discover chatup lines. 🐲
📸 @syndrafox.bsky.social
#fursuit #furry #dragon
When dragons discover chatup lines. 🐲
📸 @syndrafox.bsky.social
#fursuit #furry #dragon
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“I got a place in the tower back there. Wanna be kidnapped, princess?”
When dragons discover chatup lines. 🐲
📸 @syndrafox.bsky.social
#fursuit #furry #dragon
When dragons discover chatup lines. 🐲
📸 @syndrafox.bsky.social
#fursuit #furry #dragon
“Do you know your penis age” might just be the purest platonic form of the inverse of a chatup line
March 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Do you know your penis age” might just be the purest platonic form of the inverse of a chatup line
My current chatup line.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My current chatup line.
someone enjoys spoonerizing his own name as a chatup line
August 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
someone enjoys spoonerizing his own name as a chatup line
If I had this bed, my chatup line would be "Hey baby, lettuce wrap."
January 29, 2024 at 4:41 AM
If I had this bed, my chatup line would be "Hey baby, lettuce wrap."
This highlighted message from @septemberduck.bsky.social 's discord recap looks like the most introverted chatup line when taken out of context 😆
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This highlighted message from @septemberduck.bsky.social 's discord recap looks like the most introverted chatup line when taken out of context 😆
Delighted to report that Meat Loaf's chatup line was "Did you know I was voted best kisser in my high school?"
June 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Delighted to report that Meat Loaf's chatup line was "Did you know I was voted best kisser in my high school?"
May 30, 2024 at 10:12 AM
With all respect to this young lady, how immediately horny Spock gets is very odd.
Though that his best chatup line is "I'm due a shag in 6 years, keep your 2374 calender free, baby" it's just kind of embarrassing.
Though that his best chatup line is "I'm due a shag in 6 years, keep your 2374 calender free, baby" it's just kind of embarrassing.
March 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
With all respect to this young lady, how immediately horny Spock gets is very odd.
Though that his best chatup line is "I'm due a shag in 6 years, keep your 2374 calender free, baby" it's just kind of embarrassing.
Though that his best chatup line is "I'm due a shag in 6 years, keep your 2374 calender free, baby" it's just kind of embarrassing.
FILTH!
Also, that's a tremdous chatup line
Also, that's a tremdous chatup line
June 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
FILTH!
Also, that's a tremdous chatup line
Also, that's a tremdous chatup line
Sounds like a chatup line. 😱😂🤣
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sounds like a chatup line. 😱😂🤣
It definitely sounds like a chatup line.
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet, but I'd prefer it just U & I.
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet, but I'd prefer it just U & I.
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It definitely sounds like a chatup line.
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet, but I'd prefer it just U & I.
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet, but I'd prefer it just U & I.
Oh I see, TERRIBLE name. It should be called CHATUP and it should have social media integration and snapchat stories
March 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh I see, TERRIBLE name. It should be called CHATUP and it should have social media integration and snapchat stories
[guy's first time using chatup lines] nice tits love what time do they open
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 AM
[guy's first time using chatup lines] nice tits love what time do they open
Im a few botched chatup lines from deserving it. Nat 1's on them rizz checks.
June 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Im a few botched chatup lines from deserving it. Nat 1's on them rizz checks.
She loves them and they love her - she's such a national institution. I love this playful interview too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiTs...
One Direction - Take Me Home with chatup lines on This Morning
YouTube video by TheXFactorMegaBytes
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June 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
She loves them and they love her - she's such a national institution. I love this playful interview too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiTs...
You have the best chatup lines.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You have the best chatup lines.
Piers Morgan is the king of terrible chatup lines.
June 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Piers Morgan is the king of terrible chatup lines.
Fun time in Flightsim tonight, one of my lovely chatters wanted to know if she had a chance with my unexpected copilot Matilda.
And then I made things awkward.
youtube.com/shorts/_QEXa...
And then I made things awkward.
youtube.com/shorts/_QEXa...
CoPilot Chatup Lines | #mrmattinternet on #Twitch
YouTube video by Mr Matt Internet
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January 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fun time in Flightsim tonight, one of my lovely chatters wanted to know if she had a chance with my unexpected copilot Matilda.
And then I made things awkward.
youtube.com/shorts/_QEXa...
And then I made things awkward.
youtube.com/shorts/_QEXa...
Tbh being told you wear a smashing blouse and that you have lovely hair and do you use Timotei is very much not the worst chatup line I've ever had. Far from it, in fact.
January 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Tbh being told you wear a smashing blouse and that you have lovely hair and do you use Timotei is very much not the worst chatup line I've ever had. Far from it, in fact.
Your chatup line was really that bad huh
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Your chatup line was really that bad huh
Without a shadow of a doubt, the worst chatup line I have ever been on the receiving end of was
"I'm doing Media Studies at Roehampton because I really feel that God's calling me to be a children's TV presenter"
*sits back and waits for my admiration of his godliness*
"I'm doing Media Studies at Roehampton because I really feel that God's calling me to be a children's TV presenter"
*sits back and waits for my admiration of his godliness*
Seriously, in evangelical subculture, "God's will for my life" very, very often translates into, "what I was planning on doing anyway."
Except for the scrupulous and neurotic, who wonder if they should actually be pursuing a FT career in ministry because anything else feels like slacking.
Except for the scrupulous and neurotic, who wonder if they should actually be pursuing a FT career in ministry because anything else feels like slacking.
writing a gospel song for middle-aged evangelical men called 'The Lord Has Called Me To Do The Thing I Already Wanted to Do'
December 9, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Without a shadow of a doubt, the worst chatup line I have ever been on the receiving end of was
"I'm doing Media Studies at Roehampton because I really feel that God's calling me to be a children's TV presenter"
*sits back and waits for my admiration of his godliness*
"I'm doing Media Studies at Roehampton because I really feel that God's calling me to be a children's TV presenter"
*sits back and waits for my admiration of his godliness*