#cheapdate
I am so drunk.

#cheapdate
April 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Eight cans hits harder than I’d anticipated. Fu*k. I’ma be a mess tomorrow #CheapDate
December 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
One glass of wine and I'm a bit squiffy. I mean one glass was half a bottle but still. #cheapdate
June 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Needed a feel good couple of hours, and seeing I was up in town for work, sod it.

Third row.
Centre stalls.
£29.50.

#bargain
#cheapdate
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ll take half a Subway sandwich next to a river in a Redwood forest over dinner at the Ritz anytime! #cheapdate
August 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
In case that last strand made me sound like the world’s hugest ponce, I am just about to make my own birthday cake (no congrats please, it’s not today) out of a jar of Biscoff, three eggs, and some baking powder
#CheapDate
February 20, 2026 at 1:38 PM
As you get to the bottom, there's an almost disturbing amount of unidentifiable precipitate... but after 1.2 a can at 6.5% I don't seem to care. #cheapdate
July 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Looks like a bribe to me. A little one at that. #CheapDate
April 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Today's #carboot #calculator pickup ... this #Decimo #Vatman from around 1974 (good year that 😉). Not seen one of these before. Only a quid and works perfectly! It got a nice solid feel to it too, it's quite weighty in the hand. The case smells of the 70s 😄

#CheapDate
May 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Worth it for the Club* biscuit at the end. #givingblood #cheapdate

*Mint, obviously
November 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Side benefit of cutting EtOH intake by 99%: tolerance has gotten very very low.

#cheapdate
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Yes, La Balena does serve the most delicious Mediterranean Sea food fresh from Stornoway harbour. And yes, they do also serve the most delicious pasta dishes. But I simply cannot stop myself from filling up on their amazing deep fried pizza dough sprinkled with crunchy sea salt.
#cheapdate
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The great thing about being diabetic isbone glass od red wine & you're ready for a nap.
#cheapdate
December 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM
5) cheapdate
6) fruitless (ahem)
October 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy 21st Birthday little big girl!
Three sips later and done. #CheapDate 😂I'm the same way!
June 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
He could get the OAP special too. #cheapdate
April 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Just had an Amazon delivery at 12.20pm and the driver had a Chelsea shirt on. I've only had 2 cans and slurred "loads of shite"🍺 #cheapdate
April 24, 2026 at 11:31 AM
13. I used to have a high alcohol tolerance, these days not so much. #cheapdate
September 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
#42: always the last one to leave → Seventeen, Jeon Wonwoo/Kim Mingyu, Rated Not Rated, 3.8k words (for cheapdate)
archiveofourown.org/works/92869946
September 23, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I swear that I shall never see,
a Cheapdate gene from HGNC
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I've got a little song I wrote stuck in my head and I'm enjoying it.👩‍🎤
#cheapdate
March 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
October 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The Bloke was heading to Gippsland to pick up a thing, so I went along for the drive to look at the lovely green landscape.
Unfortunately, my feet were aching so badly after standing all day yesterday,I declined the offer of lunch out, in favour of a reheated pastie & my calf massager.
#CheapDate
July 16, 2026 at 8:44 AM
So drunk.
#cheapdate
February 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM