Interesting I did not know that. Good we can do things at that cheetojesus can’t
August 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Interesting I did not know that. Good we can do things at that cheetojesus can’t
x.com
x.com
December 1, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I thought there was nothing to see here…hoax! But, now CheetoJesus wants an investigation into dems in the hoax. So, will they find nothing on them to prove it’s a hoax? How satisfying will Dumpster find that? Of, course, this will be the never ending investigation. Dementia Don is toast.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I thought there was nothing to see here…hoax! But, now CheetoJesus wants an investigation into dems in the hoax. So, will they find nothing on them to prove it’s a hoax? How satisfying will Dumpster find that? Of, course, this will be the never ending investigation. Dementia Don is toast.
Don't buy a bible from the devil #Trump #MAGA #TrumpBible #TrumpCult #CheetoJesus #GrifterInChief #Bible
March 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Don't buy a bible from the devil #Trump #MAGA #TrumpBible #TrumpCult #CheetoJesus #GrifterInChief #Bible
Listen, I’m reserving judgement till #CheetoJesus names his pick to run the weather machine. (J/k, I’m judging hard now….)
November 18, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Listen, I’m reserving judgement till #CheetoJesus names his pick to run the weather machine. (J/k, I’m judging hard now….)
Bang up job #CheetoJesus your time in office has led to losses in the stock market 69% of the time. 9 out of 13 weeks.
April 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Bang up job #CheetoJesus your time in office has led to losses in the stock market 69% of the time. 9 out of 13 weeks.
Great work #CheetoJesus the Dow is now officially in bear market territory. You have sank the market more than 10% in less than three months.
April 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Great work #CheetoJesus the Dow is now officially in bear market territory. You have sank the market more than 10% in less than three months.
The Gulf has apparently been “restored” to overflowing abundance by the miraculous hand of Cheeto Jesus the Magnificent— at least if you live inside a financial desk memo written on caffeine, confidence, and a loose relationship with barrel reality.
substack.com/@ultrareport...
substack.com/@ultrareport...
Delusional Oil
the continuing misadventures CheetoJesus as an oil Baron
substack.com
June 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Gulf has apparently been “restored” to overflowing abundance by the miraculous hand of Cheeto Jesus the Magnificent— at least if you live inside a financial desk memo written on caffeine, confidence, and a loose relationship with barrel reality.
substack.com/@ultrareport...
substack.com/@ultrareport...
I'm just gonna say it. I hope somebody takes CHEETOJESUS out before he's able to ruin where I live some more.
December 12, 2024 at 11:01 AM
I'm just gonna say it. I hope somebody takes CHEETOJESUS out before he's able to ruin where I live some more.
MAGA Jesus = #CheetoJesus = the #donjjal ... so yeah, nope. Pretty much THE OTHER GUY.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
MAGA Jesus = #CheetoJesus = the #donjjal ... so yeah, nope. Pretty much THE OTHER GUY.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
Grab ‘em by the pussy, Prez! 🙄
#CheetoJesus
#CheetoJesus
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Grab ‘em by the pussy, Prez! 🙄
#CheetoJesus
#CheetoJesus
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My personal favorite Trump hashtags:
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My personal favorite Trump hashtags:
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
And never forget #CheetoJesus. ht Tim Miller.
August 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And never forget #CheetoJesus. ht Tim Miller.
May 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Are the Dems going to do anything. Not even calling out CheetoJesus.
WTF. And Fetterman voting in favour if Pete
Holy crap
WTF. And Fetterman voting in favour if Pete
Holy crap
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Are the Dems going to do anything. Not even calling out CheetoJesus.
WTF. And Fetterman voting in favour if Pete
Holy crap
WTF. And Fetterman voting in favour if Pete
Holy crap
In 2016 I printed a several hundred of these as small notecards. A buddy and I tailgated a Trump rally just to see the spectacle. Repulsive as you can imagine. I put them on windshields of cars in the parking lot.
November 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
In 2016 I printed a several hundred of these as small notecards. A buddy and I tailgated a Trump rally just to see the spectacle. Repulsive as you can imagine. I put them on windshields of cars in the parking lot.
UH-OH: Right wing paper floats IMPEACHING Trump
YouTube video by David Pakman Show
youtu.be
April 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Trump’s a walking bag of 💩 I hope Putin releases the dirt he has on CheetoJesus.
December 9, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Trump’s a walking bag of 💩 I hope Putin releases the dirt he has on CheetoJesus.
… if Elon had not bought the election for #CheetoJesus.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
… if Elon had not bought the election for #CheetoJesus.
… and yet so many Catholics still worship #CheetoJesus.
May 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
… and yet so many Catholics still worship #CheetoJesus.
… but #CheetoJesus is a #StableGenius.
May 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
… but #CheetoJesus is a #StableGenius.