Interesting I did not know that. Good we can do things at that cheetojesus can’t
August 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Interesting I did not know that. Good we can do things at that cheetojesus can’t
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DAMN. I wanted #BoldFinger give a 2 hr speech in 107*
heat.
Really really wanted that.
#CheetoJesus
DAMN. I wanted #BoldFinger give a 2 hr speech in 107*
heat.
Really really wanted that.
#CheetoJesus
🚨DC Independence Day Parade CANCELED due to extreme heat
July 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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DAMN. I wanted #BoldFinger give a 2 hr speech in 107*
heat.
Really really wanted that.
#CheetoJesus
DAMN. I wanted #BoldFinger give a 2 hr speech in 107*
heat.
Really really wanted that.
#CheetoJesus
The Gulf has apparently been “restored” to overflowing abundance by the miraculous hand of Cheeto Jesus the Magnificent— at least if you live inside a financial desk memo written on caffeine, confidence, and a loose relationship with barrel reality.
substack.com/@ultrareport...
substack.com/@ultrareport...
Delusional Oil
the continuing misadventures CheetoJesus as an oil Baron
substack.com
June 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Gulf has apparently been “restored” to overflowing abundance by the miraculous hand of Cheeto Jesus the Magnificent— at least if you live inside a financial desk memo written on caffeine, confidence, and a loose relationship with barrel reality.
substack.com/@ultrareport...
substack.com/@ultrareport...
This is hysterical.
Ripping off his own MAGAt cult to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again
Ripping off his own MAGAt cult to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again
The Trump family generated at least $2.3 billion in profit from their main crypto ventures, while more than a million investors had net losses totaling $2.3 billion, a Reuters examination finds reut.rs/3RNzMVc
Under the Trump crypto playbook, the family always wins. Investors don’t
Risking little of their own money, the US president and his sons have added at least $2.3 billion to the family fortune from their main crypto ventures, while the investors they've wooed have taken a ...
reut.rs
June 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This is hysterical.
Ripping off his own MAGAt cult to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again
Ripping off his own MAGAt cult to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again
That's hysterical.
Ripping off his own MAGAts to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again.
Ripping off his own MAGAts to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again.
June 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
That's hysterical.
Ripping off his own MAGAts to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again.
Ripping off his own MAGAts to stuff his pockets.
The morons are incapable of learning; they are willingly handing over their money to prop up their cheetojesus.
They should never be allowed to vote again.
This is stupidity, sure, but even more than that, it shows that #CheetoJesus has no loyalty to our country. His loyalty is to approval ratings and those who heap praise upon him.
The stupidity hurts.
Trump: I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister. I had a poll this morning, I'm 99%
May 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This is stupidity, sure, but even more than that, it shows that #CheetoJesus has no loyalty to our country. His loyalty is to approval ratings and those who heap praise upon him.
Running a callow fool, with no moral compass except devotion to CheetoJesus is "smart"?
April 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Running a callow fool, with no moral compass except devotion to CheetoJesus is "smart"?
My Take: We taking back to the origin. Who knew that 10 years ago, we'd literally be seeing this. (Article Gifted)
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #WashingtonPost
wapo.st/4cqboPS
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #WashingtonPost
wapo.st/4cqboPS
Donald Trump as ‘Cheeto Jesus,’ and the political legacy of a dusty orange snack
A Cheeto, as it turns out, is an evocative, battle-tested metaphor.
wapo.st
April 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My Take: We taking back to the origin. Who knew that 10 years ago, we'd literally be seeing this. (Article Gifted)
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #WashingtonPost
wapo.st/4cqboPS
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #WashingtonPost
wapo.st/4cqboPS
My Take: During the first term Rick Wilson coined the phrase Cheeto Jesus. Oh I correct he was then. There is no bottom with this moron.
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #NBCNews
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #NBCNews
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump angered some ardent supporters with AI image appearing to depict him as Jesus
The president was accused of "blasphemy" by evangelical Christians who have been his more ardent supporters.
www.nbcnews.com
April 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My Take: During the first term Rick Wilson coined the phrase Cheeto Jesus. Oh I correct he was then. There is no bottom with this moron.
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #NBCNews
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
#sme #NationalPolitics #TheShitShow #CheetoJesus #NBCNews
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Iran War Live Updates: Top Iranian Negotiator Suggests Further Peace Talks Are Possible www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
Shocking! Which numbnut thought this would work?
Oh yeah, #CheetoJesus
Shocking! Which numbnut thought this would work?
Oh yeah, #CheetoJesus
Iran War Live Updates: Top Iranian Negotiator Suggests Further Peace Talks Are Possible
www.nytimes.com
April 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Iran War Live Updates: Top Iranian Negotiator Suggests Further Peace Talks Are Possible www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
Shocking! Which numbnut thought this would work?
Oh yeah, #CheetoJesus
Shocking! Which numbnut thought this would work?
Oh yeah, #CheetoJesus
The women would do well to remember that, at the end of the day, they're HATED by CheetoJesus and by his followers. The racism and cruelty and plastic surgery will only get them so far
April 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The women would do well to remember that, at the end of the day, they're HATED by CheetoJesus and by his followers. The racism and cruelty and plastic surgery will only get them so far
What goes around comes around. #CheetoJesus
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
What goes around comes around. #CheetoJesus
GOP could lose majorities in the Senate and the House. This would make it more difficult for CheetoJesus to do dumb sh1t
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
GOP could lose majorities in the Senate and the House. This would make it more difficult for CheetoJesus to do dumb sh1t
MAGA Jesus = #CheetoJesus = the #donjjal ... so yeah, nope. Pretty much THE OTHER GUY.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
MAGA Jesus = #CheetoJesus = the #donjjal ... so yeah, nope. Pretty much THE OTHER GUY.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
Grab ‘em by the pussy, Prez! 🙄
#CheetoJesus
#CheetoJesus
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Grab ‘em by the pussy, Prez! 🙄
#CheetoJesus
#CheetoJesus
Who knew Pamela Hemphill has bigger balls than #CheetoJesus ??
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Who knew Pamela Hemphill has bigger balls than #CheetoJesus ??
What is with these veterans singing the praises of cheetojesus like he is their savior - did they forget he called them suckers and losers?
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What is with these veterans singing the praises of cheetojesus like he is their savior - did they forget he called them suckers and losers?
Just a reminder to #MAGA; If your #CheetoJesus is despised by both Luke Skywalker *and* Princess Leia, then the guy whom you worship is definitely *NOT* one of the good guys! #Piggy #Felon47
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just a reminder to #MAGA; If your #CheetoJesus is despised by both Luke Skywalker *and* Princess Leia, then the guy whom you worship is definitely *NOT* one of the good guys! #Piggy #Felon47
I thought there was nothing to see here…hoax! But, now CheetoJesus wants an investigation into dems in the hoax. So, will they find nothing on them to prove it’s a hoax? How satisfying will Dumpster find that? Of, course, this will be the never ending investigation. Dementia Don is toast.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I thought there was nothing to see here…hoax! But, now CheetoJesus wants an investigation into dems in the hoax. So, will they find nothing on them to prove it’s a hoax? How satisfying will Dumpster find that? Of, course, this will be the never ending investigation. Dementia Don is toast.
… if Elon had not bought the election for #CheetoJesus.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
… if Elon had not bought the election for #CheetoJesus.
My personal favorite Trump hashtags:
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My personal favorite Trump hashtags:
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
#TheNodFarter,
#CheetoJesus,
#MangoMussolini,
#OrangeFelon, and
#FOTUS.
What's yours?
Idc if they have him do a Weekend Update bit w/ Che & Jost or whatever... I just want to see him deliver a fuck you to these clown show supplicants & their CheetoJesus before we forget this b/c Trump's invaded Venezuela.
You know the next insane thing is barrelling right at us...
You know the next insane thing is barrelling right at us...
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Idc if they have him do a Weekend Update bit w/ Che & Jost or whatever... I just want to see him deliver a fuck you to these clown show supplicants & their CheetoJesus before we forget this b/c Trump's invaded Venezuela.
You know the next insane thing is barrelling right at us...
You know the next insane thing is barrelling right at us...
#TheOrangeDirigible and #LoserInChief doesn’t know where he is or where he is going.
Those enabling him will have to defend their actions when the inevitable trials begin.
Lotta powerful folks‘ lives will be ruined because they followed #CheetoJesus
Those enabling him will have to defend their actions when the inevitable trials begin.
Lotta powerful folks‘ lives will be ruined because they followed #CheetoJesus
September 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
#TheOrangeDirigible and #LoserInChief doesn’t know where he is or where he is going.
Those enabling him will have to defend their actions when the inevitable trials begin.
Lotta powerful folks‘ lives will be ruined because they followed #CheetoJesus
Those enabling him will have to defend their actions when the inevitable trials begin.
Lotta powerful folks‘ lives will be ruined because they followed #CheetoJesus