Beavers are nature’s original wood chippers.
November 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Beavers are nature’s original wood chippers.
Wood chippers are now the moderate position
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Wood chippers are now the moderate position
I’ll allow wood chippers too
September 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’ll allow wood chippers too
every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
September 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
First date idea: We go shopping for matching wood chippers
December 13, 2024 at 12:53 PM
First date idea: We go shopping for matching wood chippers
thank you North Dakota I have just eaten a bag of "chippers" a delightful mix of potato chips and chocolate. many things are possible
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
thank you North Dakota I have just eaten a bag of "chippers" a delightful mix of potato chips and chocolate. many things are possible
"Eat the rich":
-gross
-kinda weird
-don't know where they’ve been
"Use the rich as fertilizer":
-good for the environment
-still menacing
-everyone loves wood chippers
-gross
-kinda weird
-don't know where they’ve been
"Use the rich as fertilizer":
-good for the environment
-still menacing
-everyone loves wood chippers
September 15, 2023 at 3:52 PM
"Eat the rich":
-gross
-kinda weird
-don't know where they’ve been
"Use the rich as fertilizer":
-good for the environment
-still menacing
-everyone loves wood chippers
-gross
-kinda weird
-don't know where they’ve been
"Use the rich as fertilizer":
-good for the environment
-still menacing
-everyone loves wood chippers
Tell us about the Russian Mobsters who chopped people up in tree chippers in New York.
March 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tell us about the Russian Mobsters who chopped people up in tree chippers in New York.
Don’t mention wood chippers, too! Stay safe!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Don’t mention wood chippers, too! Stay safe!
anyway, don't take any moral lessons from people who would happily put children in wood chippers for an extra 5 minutes on cable news
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
anyway, don't take any moral lessons from people who would happily put children in wood chippers for an extra 5 minutes on cable news
Guillotines aren’t enough, I need Industrial Wood Chippers
July 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Guillotines aren’t enough, I need Industrial Wood Chippers
chippers not scaffolds
FFS 🤦♂️
The Pentagon removed the names of 4 servicemembers who died in Jordan from their official list of casualties. They explain that this is because "their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire in the war in April."
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/u...
The Pentagon removed the names of 4 servicemembers who died in Jordan from their official list of casualties. They explain that this is because "their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire in the war in April."
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/u...
Number of U.S. Troop Deaths in Iran War Appears Lower on Pentagon Website (Gift Article)
Three military officials and a Pentagon spokesman gave conflicting explanations for why the number of Americans killed in the Iran war had changed.
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
chippers not scaffolds
Chippers don't always help
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Chippers don't always help
Ah yes. . Wood chippers are SO much fun!!
September 24, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Ah yes. . Wood chippers are SO much fun!!
MY WOOD CHIPPERS
May 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
MY WOOD CHIPPERS
Wood chippers can do more than chip wood
August 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wood chippers can do more than chip wood
wood chippers. wpod chippers all around
June 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
wood chippers. wpod chippers all around
Americans talk a big game about wood chippers and yet all of the pedophiles are in the churches and in the government and not in the wood chippers
April 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Americans talk a big game about wood chippers and yet all of the pedophiles are in the churches and in the government and not in the wood chippers
The world needs more forlorn chippers. 🪶
March 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The world needs more forlorn chippers. 🪶
If democratic politicians were talking about their plans to feed food to children instead of their plans to feed trans people into wood chippers we probably wouldn't be talking about their position on trans people as much would we!
September 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If democratic politicians were talking about their plans to feed food to children instead of their plans to feed trans people into wood chippers we probably wouldn't be talking about their position on trans people as much would we!
May 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
He’s actually fixing problems the right way, not gutting and destroying the system with “chainsaws” and “wood chippers.”
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April 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
He’s actually fixing problems the right way, not gutting and destroying the system with “chainsaws” and “wood chippers.”
Video: xcancel.com/.../status/2...
Video: xcancel.com/.../status/2...
I was bored and wanted to do something fun
@bizabizow.bsky.social as Termite King from Chippers
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#FanArt #3D #Blender
@bizabizow.bsky.social as Termite King from Chippers
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#FanArt #3D #Blender
February 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I was bored and wanted to do something fun
@bizabizow.bsky.social as Termite King from Chippers
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#FanArt #3D #Blender
@bizabizow.bsky.social as Termite King from Chippers
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#FanArt #3D #Blender