"they"???
ANAKIN FORCE CHOKED HIS PREGNANT WIFE BEFORE ANYBODY RAISED A LIGHTSABER AGAINST HIM!!!
ANAKIN FORCE CHOKED HIS PREGNANT WIFE BEFORE ANYBODY RAISED A LIGHTSABER AGAINST HIM!!!
November 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"they"???
ANAKIN FORCE CHOKED HIS PREGNANT WIFE BEFORE ANYBODY RAISED A LIGHTSABER AGAINST HIM!!!
ANAKIN FORCE CHOKED HIS PREGNANT WIFE BEFORE ANYBODY RAISED A LIGHTSABER AGAINST HIM!!!
I love your book @beetlemoses.bsky.social this one made me laugh so hard I choked on air.
November 3, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I love your book @beetlemoses.bsky.social this one made me laugh so hard I choked on air.
remembered this image exists and choked on my coffee when it flashed into my mind
November 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
remembered this image exists and choked on my coffee when it flashed into my mind
Yep they took his bait and choked on it.
"The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory" -- here's Obama's full riff about the "phony outrage" over his Trump/Cheesecake Factory comments and how it illustrates that "these are not serious people"
October 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yep they took his bait and choked on it.
I choked.
November 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I choked.
oh my god i choked on my seltzer
November 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
oh my god i choked on my seltzer
The person literally choked reading this. I remain unaffected.
November 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The person literally choked reading this. I remain unaffected.
'I don't think anyone has ever literally choked to death while giving neck' HELP 💀
"MP has online argument with Canadian porn star" is unfortunately the least mental thing about this exchange
November 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
'I don't think anyone has ever literally choked to death while giving neck' HELP 💀
i lowkey wanna fuck someones brains out while being verbally degraded and choked
November 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
i lowkey wanna fuck someones brains out while being verbally degraded and choked
The photos of people putting their "I Voted" stickers on the memorials really got me choked up.
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The photos of people putting their "I Voted" stickers on the memorials really got me choked up.
Fascist toddler-killing piece of shit choked his wife out before the kids were born, and porridge brain musky is nostalgic for a future that Anakin snuffed out.
November 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Fascist toddler-killing piece of shit choked his wife out before the kids were born, and porridge brain musky is nostalgic for a future that Anakin snuffed out.
If you keep trying to have a conversation about how useful it is for writing emails nobody will read I just have to assume at this point that you're acting in bad faith because the obvious aggregate effect is that everything gets choked with spam until it dies.
November 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
If you keep trying to have a conversation about how useful it is for writing emails nobody will read I just have to assume at this point that you're acting in bad faith because the obvious aggregate effect is that everything gets choked with spam until it dies.
Well, this video choked me up.
November 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Well, this video choked me up.
choked on my drink on the bus
November 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
choked on my drink on the bus
The emotional release of the last two years is catching up with me watching these results and I keep having to fight getting choked up.
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The emotional release of the last two years is catching up with me watching these results and I keep having to fight getting choked up.
The video is perfection. I almost choked.
This Halloween, I decided to dress as everyone’s favorite Star Wars character, Rotta the Hutt.
I will be honest: It was a disaster.
(Pictures and video in the post) screencrush.com/rotta-the-hu...
I will be honest: It was a disaster.
(Pictures and video in the post) screencrush.com/rotta-the-hu...
The Rotta the Hutt Halloween Costume Was Just As Bad as the Character in ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’
So ... screen accurate then?
screencrush.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The video is perfection. I almost choked.
Annakin falsely accuses Natalie Portmans character then choked her feels a little on the nose for these people
November 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Annakin falsely accuses Natalie Portmans character then choked her feels a little on the nose for these people
You mean the guy that choked his wife and murdered children with blood red eyes was evil? Nooo
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
You mean the guy that choked his wife and murdered children with blood red eyes was evil? Nooo
Just choked up seeing this. 💗
From Houston Chronicle: The son of a man killed by ICE put his “I voted” sticker on his dad’s memorial.
“He posted it on social media. Now, there are so many other stickers that he can’t say for certain which was his.”
People are also writing messages like, “today I voted. I was brave for you.”
“He posted it on social media. Now, there are so many other stickers that he can’t say for certain which was his.”
People are also writing messages like, “today I voted. I was brave for you.”
He left his voting sticker where ICE killed his dad. Hundreds more followed.
In the second week of early voting, the memorial is adorned with small stickers that declare: I VOTED.
www.houstonchronicle.com
November 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Just choked up seeing this. 💗
Getting kind of choked up at the thought of Ohio coming back.
November 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Getting kind of choked up at the thought of Ohio coming back.
'No one has choked to death on a dick, this legislation is absurd'
'Yeah but what about CANCER'
I can't believe I live in this country.
'Yeah but what about CANCER'
I can't believe I live in this country.
"MP has online argument with Canadian porn star" is unfortunately the least mental thing about this exchange
November 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
'No one has choked to death on a dick, this legislation is absurd'
'Yeah but what about CANCER'
I can't believe I live in this country.
'Yeah but what about CANCER'
I can't believe I live in this country.
actually, my friend choked to death sucking a dick. they couldn't give her an open casket funeral because they were unable to remove the dick. that's funny to you is it?
"MP has online argument with Canadian porn star" is unfortunately the least mental thing about this exchange
November 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
actually, my friend choked to death sucking a dick. they couldn't give her an open casket funeral because they were unable to remove the dick. that's funny to you is it?
i grew up in al and went to college in ga and i am choked up teary eyed happy for y'all rn
November 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i grew up in al and went to college in ga and i am choked up teary eyed happy for y'all rn