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The old ones are the best #ChristmasJokes
December 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
We are fairly confident that we know how heavy Jesus was when he he was born.

There was a weigh in a manger.

#dadjokes
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December 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
What do you call a Belgian fish? A Brussels Trout #DadJokes #ChristmasJokes
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
"Do you want stuffing?"
"No. A simple cremation will do."
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January 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
December 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie…

Hans down.

#DieHard #ChristmasJokes
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
"Grandad used to spend ages opening
his presents on Christmas Day."
"Arthritis, dementia?"
"Nargh, he was ex-bomb squad!"
#funny #jokes #humoursky #christmasjokes
December 24, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Oh, excellent 👏👏🤣 #christmasJokes
Xmas baking with the nibblings. My niece sighed and rolled her eyes when I took a bag of raisins out the cupboard and said "I'm going to make mincemeat out of you."
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
What do you call an elf, who has just won the lottery?

Welfy!
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a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
Alt: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
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December 25, 2024 at 1:04 AM
December 26, 2024 at 8:06 AM
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 AM
So I guess today should be Christmas jokes then?

Here's a thread of some favourites. Share them, Shame them, Steal them, add your own 🤷‍♂️🤪👇

#ChristmasJokes #Jokeoftheday #JoinIn #dadjokes #nollaigshona #MerryChristmas
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing – it was on the house.
December 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Christmas Joke thread, activate!!

Here's a thread of some favourites. Share them, Shame them, Steal them, add your own 🤷‍♂️🤪👇

#ChristmasJokes #Jokeoftheday #dadjokes #nollaigshona #MerryChristmas #jokes
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Q: Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school?

A: Because he went down in history.

#ChristmasJokes 🎄🎅🏼
December 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
The Baby Jesus was 7 pounds 4 ounces at birth. This was determined through a weigh in a manger.

#ChristmasJokes #WAHwah
December 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I bought my daughter a fridge for Christmas.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it

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December 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I’m telling you, there’s nothing worse than being stuffed with candy and hung on a mantel. #pinata #stockingstuffer #candy #christmasjokes
December 9, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Im feeling a little bit sad about the impending fairy bread shortage. It’s expected that hundreds and thousands of people will be affected.

#mumjokes #christmasjokes
December 8, 2024 at 5:07 AM
what do you call saint nick on an incline

slanta

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December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM