A churchwarden for Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A churchwarden for Easter.
smoking E-Ganja through my Cyber Churchwarden
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
smoking E-Ganja through my Cyber Churchwarden
Reform UK donor linked to sanctioned Iranian conglomerate
A churchwarden behind a £200,000 gift to Nigel Farage’s party is the director of a company cited in French intelligence memos
A churchwarden behind a £200,000 gift to Nigel Farage’s party is the director of a company cited in French intelligence memos
Reform UK donor linked to sanctioned Iranian conglomerate
A churchwarden behind a £200,000 gift to Nigel Farage’s party is the director of a company cited in French intelligence memos
www.thetimes.com
April 11, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Reform UK donor linked to sanctioned Iranian conglomerate
A churchwarden behind a £200,000 gift to Nigel Farage’s party is the director of a company cited in French intelligence memos
A churchwarden behind a £200,000 gift to Nigel Farage’s party is the director of a company cited in French intelligence memos
Why isn't this a major news story?
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Why isn't this a major news story?
Training my new Assistant Churchwarden and realising how much incredibly niche knowledge I have assimilated over the years.
June 22, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Training my new Assistant Churchwarden and realising how much incredibly niche knowledge I have assimilated over the years.
thinking about it* again
*willem dafoe’s hilariously long churchwarden pipe in nosferatu
*willem dafoe’s hilariously long churchwarden pipe in nosferatu
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
thinking about it* again
*willem dafoe’s hilariously long churchwarden pipe in nosferatu
*willem dafoe’s hilariously long churchwarden pipe in nosferatu
I cannot stop being a churchwarden even when I'm on holiday, apparently.
Though I didn't tell them that. I kept my mouth SHUT and slipped quietly out a side door before they started asking me all sorts of questions about how I, young person, ended up a churchwarden, and I got stuck there for hours.
Though I didn't tell them that. I kept my mouth SHUT and slipped quietly out a side door before they started asking me all sorts of questions about how I, young person, ended up a churchwarden, and I got stuck there for hours.
September 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I cannot stop being a churchwarden even when I'm on holiday, apparently.
Though I didn't tell them that. I kept my mouth SHUT and slipped quietly out a side door before they started asking me all sorts of questions about how I, young person, ended up a churchwarden, and I got stuck there for hours.
Though I didn't tell them that. I kept my mouth SHUT and slipped quietly out a side door before they started asking me all sorts of questions about how I, young person, ended up a churchwarden, and I got stuck there for hours.
I'm generally more of a cigar guy, but fall weather always makes me feel like smoking a pipe.
October 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I'm generally more of a cigar guy, but fall weather always makes me feel like smoking a pipe.
I've been re-elected assistant churchwarden.
In reality, it means more meetings and spreadsheets.
In reality, it means more meetings and spreadsheets.
June 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I've been re-elected assistant churchwarden.
In reality, it means more meetings and spreadsheets.
In reality, it means more meetings and spreadsheets.
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
Starting this year of being churchwarden as I mean to go on: in a frenzy of barely contained chaos.
June 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Starting this year of being churchwarden as I mean to go on: in a frenzy of barely contained chaos.
My number one mental warning alarm when visiting a church is when the Churchwarden or anyone in a position of 'power' or high responsibility complains about having to do safeguarding training.
I refuse to pay for Daily Telegraph 'journalism' so it is POSSIBLE that the actual article is more nuanced, but this headline (provided by Google alerts, whom I didn't ask for it) has made me CROSS. After the last ten years of exposing safeguarding failures and the prevalence of abuse where...
March 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My number one mental warning alarm when visiting a church is when the Churchwarden or anyone in a position of 'power' or high responsibility complains about having to do safeguarding training.
After three years of being the youngest Churchwarden at the swearing in ceremony it does get a tad depressing.
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
After three years of being the youngest Churchwarden at the swearing in ceremony it does get a tad depressing.
But also, look at this nonsense. It's definitely giving "tell me your Churchwarden and Treasurer are, with their ages combined, under 60, without telling me that your Churchwarden and Treasurer are, with their ages combined, under 60."
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
But also, look at this nonsense. It's definitely giving "tell me your Churchwarden and Treasurer are, with their ages combined, under 60, without telling me that your Churchwarden and Treasurer are, with their ages combined, under 60."
Having an Assistant Churchwarden is legit amazing, you guys? Who knew that working in a team is absolutely 100% better than doing it all on your own and going insane???
September 2, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Having an Assistant Churchwarden is legit amazing, you guys? Who knew that working in a team is absolutely 100% better than doing it all on your own and going insane???
Just spent 45 minutes watching this guy make an entire pipe
Making a Handmade Churchwarden Pipe Step by Step
YouTube video by Wood & Flame
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Just spent 45 minutes watching this guy make an entire pipe
oh yeah, Friends: Churchwarden is one word, not two: Churchwarden, not ‘Church Warden’. Thx. Cx
The Churchwarden’s Stick of Office, illuminated by the golden hour
October 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
oh yeah, Friends: Churchwarden is one word, not two: Churchwarden, not ‘Church Warden’. Thx. Cx
Churchwarden, clearly not as poor as a church mouse - is the bagman for the Kazakhstan rich man that wants to fund Reform - is this legal?
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Churchwarden, clearly not as poor as a church mouse - is the bagman for the Kazakhstan rich man that wants to fund Reform - is this legal?
Phoning a random churchwarden out of the blue like "Hi, the Home Office are moving a member of our community and you're their nearest queer inclusive church, would you be able to welcome them and help them settle in?"
May 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Phoning a random churchwarden out of the blue like "Hi, the Home Office are moving a member of our community and you're their nearest queer inclusive church, would you be able to welcome them and help them settle in?"
In other news, Nigel Farage accepted £200k donation plus a trip to Davos from Iranian oligarchs who used a churchwarden as strawman to conceal their ownership of companies in UK as well as in Iran.
But sure, let's talk about national security, Nigel.
But sure, let's talk about national security, Nigel.
March 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
In other news, Nigel Farage accepted £200k donation plus a trip to Davos from Iranian oligarchs who used a churchwarden as strawman to conceal their ownership of companies in UK as well as in Iran.
But sure, let's talk about national security, Nigel.
But sure, let's talk about national security, Nigel.
Happy Santa Day, Y'all.
December 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Happy Santa Day, Y'all.
June 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
churchwarden is my favorite rpg class
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
churchwarden is my favorite rpg class
A rather splendid ornate (flowery) screen across the tower and porch of St Mary, Bruton, Somerset. Dated 1620 and possibly given by John Sampson, churchwarden. Pevsner wonders if the screen was originally made for installation elsewhere.
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
A rather splendid ornate (flowery) screen across the tower and porch of St Mary, Bruton, Somerset. Dated 1620 and possibly given by John Sampson, churchwarden. Pevsner wonders if the screen was originally made for installation elsewhere.
I happen to be a Churchwarden. I've done a LOT of church welcoming, and it's not hard to muster up a "hello". It's certainly a lot easier than silently half-following people around, whispering, and trying to pretend you're not staring.
September 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I happen to be a Churchwarden. I've done a LOT of church welcoming, and it's not hard to muster up a "hello". It's certainly a lot easier than silently half-following people around, whispering, and trying to pretend you're not staring.