#circumcise
How can.. Cupid.. how could you be so cruel?

Oh, circumcise my love for you. /lyr
November 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Circumcise him...
November 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
And who performed it? Did God circumcise himself?
November 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
My Uncle‘s job is to circumcise elephants.

It doesn’t pay very well, but the tips are enormous.
November 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Isn't it an American phenomenon? Same as the reason why they have to circumcise boys?
November 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I really enjoy watching cretins using a butter knife to circumcise themselves.
November 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I know someone who was circumcised at 18 while in the Navy due to constant diseases.

In the USA, most male babies are circumcised at birth for health reasons.

kidoneo.com/why-do-we-ci...
Why Do We Circumcise Babies In The US?
Circumcision has a long and complicated history in the United States, deeply intertwined with cultural, religious, and medical practices. Initially introduced
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November 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
His mutant power activated when they tried to circumcise him. He killed a doctor and two nurses
[louder than a jet engine] WOLVERINE CAN’T BE CIRCUMCISED
November 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
: "To circumcise the leopard is not the "thing"...
the "thing" is who will hold down the leopard?"
-- Igbo Proverb
November 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
These same people will also circumcise infants without giving a single thought about consent or bodily autonomy and it is probably the thing that freaks me out the most about the United States. As an American, your body is never really yours.
November 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
If we can convince them all to move to Florida we can circumcise it and toss it in the trash where it belongs.
November 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
about to circumcise myself at home so i can finally have one of those cute little head prints y’all love to show off
November 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
You cut off the tip sir!
Don’t tell me you let them circumcise you! 😉😘🤤
November 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
#sneako #kicktimeout
JihxdiJesus ⏳ 5m timeout by Sharpys (after 9s)
"did jiang circumcise sneako on the train?"
kick.com/sneako
November 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
sure, they could just not circumcise the elephants, but that has its own draw-backs
November 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
People still regularly circumcise male infants for no reason other than aesthetics

i had a relative who had his legs lengthened

we are fast and loose about manipulating children’s bodies in just about every way unless there is a whiff of a gender dysphoria, and then it is suddenly a bridge too far
November 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Thou shalt not circumcise an Alf hog.
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 8:38 AM
time to circumcise this infected foreskin off the dick of America
𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬
November 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The number of folks ready to turn over our democracy to fascists to "protect kids" from imaginary surgeries and folks who elected to circumcise their male children without a second thought is non-zero.
November 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"Oh, circumcise my love for you
It's far too vapid and aimless
I wanna be painless
Love soldier, I want closure
And a dollar for the bus back home"
November 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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November 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
That's right choom, not only did the ripperdoc re circumcise me, this time its carbon fiber.
November 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Brother conversations
November 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM