This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: To Cirrhosis With Love
To Cirrhosis With Love
theonion.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: To Cirrhosis With Love
it looks like it has cirrhosis
visiting Austin and within just a few hours of arriving i’ve already seen a Cybertruck in the wild for the first time
January 13, 2024 at 2:23 AM
it looks like it has cirrhosis
Cirrhosis! Cirrhosis! Cirrhosis!
The US Senate narrowly votes to confirm embattled Pete Hegseth as defense secretary, with Vice President JD Vance casting the tie-breaking vote.
Read more: cnn.it/4jnzVb0
Read more: cnn.it/4jnzVb0
January 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Cirrhosis! Cirrhosis! Cirrhosis!
The L'Oreal makeup color on his face is called "Cirrhosis Umber."
He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The L'Oreal makeup color on his face is called "Cirrhosis Umber."
...was the internal bleeding from cirrhosis...
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
...was the internal bleeding from cirrhosis...
"I have stage four liver cirrhosis, and they're still sending us to the combat zone," a Russian occupier whines, complaining that he and his already beat-up buddies are being sent to occupy Ukrainian land.
October 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
"I have stage four liver cirrhosis, and they're still sending us to the combat zone," a Russian occupier whines, complaining that he and his already beat-up buddies are being sent to occupy Ukrainian land.
fellas, is it gay to not die of cirrhosis?
Acabei de ver ver um story no instagram de um cara que postou um balde de bebida com os seguintes dizeres: “homem que vai no psicólogo ao invés de afundar a cara na bebida = 🏳️🌈”.
A pessoa não tem nem vergonha de ser imbecil publicamente.
A pessoa não tem nem vergonha de ser imbecil publicamente.
May 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
fellas, is it gay to not die of cirrhosis?
Analysis: #Cannabis Use Linked To Lower Risk of Cirrhosis, Other Alcohol-Associated Liver Diseases
norml.org/news/2025/10...
#Weed #MMJ
norml.org/news/2025/10...
#Weed #MMJ
Cannabis Use Linked To Lower Risk of Cirrhosis
40% hazard reduction in alcohol-associated liver diseases
norml.org
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Analysis: #Cannabis Use Linked To Lower Risk of Cirrhosis, Other Alcohol-Associated Liver Diseases
norml.org/news/2025/10...
#Weed #MMJ
norml.org/news/2025/10...
#Weed #MMJ
Hepatitis C used to mean cirrhosis, cancer, liver transplant.
Now it's 8–12 weeks of tablets and a cure rate over 95%.
Science did that.
Now it's 8–12 weeks of tablets and a cure rate over 95%.
Science did that.
September 24, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Hepatitis C used to mean cirrhosis, cancer, liver transplant.
Now it's 8–12 weeks of tablets and a cure rate over 95%.
Science did that.
Now it's 8–12 weeks of tablets and a cure rate over 95%.
Science did that.
November 10, 2024 at 5:51 PM
What’s funny about the video is he does it sort of meekly, like somebody dared him. He’s a cirrhosis-ridden carbuncled sack of pus.
They are deliberately crossing the red lines, in order to make the unacceptable commonplace and, eventually, acceptable again.
February 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What’s funny about the video is he does it sort of meekly, like somebody dared him. He’s a cirrhosis-ridden carbuncled sack of pus.
you forgot Norm's superpower - going 11 seasons without cirrhosis of the liver setting in
August 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
you forgot Norm's superpower - going 11 seasons without cirrhosis of the liver setting in
I'm rooting for cirrhosis of the liver
June 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm rooting for cirrhosis of the liver
The only reason you’re drinking 3 gin and tonics at breakfast is because you woke up with the shakes and cirrhosis set in long ago
January 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The only reason you’re drinking 3 gin and tonics at breakfast is because you woke up with the shakes and cirrhosis set in long ago
new 2026 prediction just dropped
March 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
new 2026 prediction just dropped
the eagle is going to be upset by the level of cirrhosis in that liver
June 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
the eagle is going to be upset by the level of cirrhosis in that liver
There’s a new drinking game. Every time Trump says something that would get Obama impeached, drink. The kids call it “cirrhosis.”
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There’s a new drinking game. Every time Trump says something that would get Obama impeached, drink. The kids call it “cirrhosis.”
This isn't even a slight exaggeration. He is actively working on destroying the US's entire vaccine infrastructure. The HepB vote will be tomorrow, where they will get rid of the birth dose and recommend it at 30 days, dooming a bunch of infants to chronic infection ft. cirrhosis, cancer, and death.
RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.
RFK Jr.-Backed Vaccine Panel Advises Against MMRV Vaccine for Young Children
New members of a key committee tweak routine childhood vaccine guidance as some states and insurers go their own way.
www.wsj.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This isn't even a slight exaggeration. He is actively working on destroying the US's entire vaccine infrastructure. The HepB vote will be tomorrow, where they will get rid of the birth dose and recommend it at 30 days, dooming a bunch of infants to chronic infection ft. cirrhosis, cancer, and death.
Pete Hegseth leaving the band to focus on his solo project, cirrhosis
April 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pete Hegseth leaving the band to focus on his solo project, cirrhosis
actually, do they even use an ultrasound to diagnose cirrhosis? Probably should have thought about that one a bit
August 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
actually, do they even use an ultrasound to diagnose cirrhosis? Probably should have thought about that one a bit
Wendell Corey passed away of cirrhosis of the liver at 54 YOA. A versatile character actor he also served as Pres. of the motion picture acadamy of arts and sciences and on the Santa Monica city council. Most well known for Rear Window. #filmnoirclub
February 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Wendell Corey passed away of cirrhosis of the liver at 54 YOA. A versatile character actor he also served as Pres. of the motion picture acadamy of arts and sciences and on the Santa Monica city council. Most well known for Rear Window. #filmnoirclub
We need a James Bond that is, like, a day away from announcing that he has terminal cirrhosis
February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need a James Bond that is, like, a day away from announcing that he has terminal cirrhosis
the cirrhosis on that alcoholic cokehead running the dept of defense
September 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the cirrhosis on that alcoholic cokehead running the dept of defense
This movie is being sponsored by cirrhosis & emphysema. Get yours today! #BMovieManiacs
October 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This movie is being sponsored by cirrhosis & emphysema. Get yours today! #BMovieManiacs