clampire and its either a vampussy or a bivalve sports official
September 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
clampire and its either a vampussy or a bivalve sports official
imagining what if it was buffy the clampire slayer and it was sarah michelle gellar beating up a buncha bloodcrazed clams
July 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
imagining what if it was buffy the clampire slayer and it was sarah michelle gellar beating up a buncha bloodcrazed clams
(tboy billy corgan) the world is my clampire
May 15, 2026 at 10:59 AM
(tboy billy corgan) the world is my clampire
i love clowns.
i love vampires.
perhaps... the two may be capable of being combined into some sort of... clampire? further research necessary.
i love vampires.
perhaps... the two may be capable of being combined into some sort of... clampire? further research necessary.
March 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
i love clowns.
i love vampires.
perhaps... the two may be capable of being combined into some sort of... clampire? further research necessary.
i love vampires.
perhaps... the two may be capable of being combined into some sort of... clampire? further research necessary.
Shrimpterview with the Clampire
February 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Shrimpterview with the Clampire
Interview with the Clampire
January 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Interview with the Clampire
The Clampire Lestat
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The Clampire Lestat
Clampire, the Mollusquerade
August 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Clampire, the Mollusquerade
Horror movie about the shellfish undead, call it "Interview with a Clampire".
Horror movie about the street dealer undead, call it “Interview with a Grampire”
Horror movie about the popstar undead, call it “Interview with a Whampire”
July 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Horror movie about the shellfish undead, call it "Interview with a Clampire".
But, in that *ahem* vein, Interview with the Clampire
April 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
But, in that *ahem* vein, Interview with the Clampire
You're clearly not the nerd that I am. It's Buffy the Clampire Slayer🤪
April 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You're clearly not the nerd that I am. It's Buffy the Clampire Slayer🤪
Buffy the Clampire Killer
April 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Buffy the Clampire Killer
April 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
April 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Buffy the Clampire Slayer
#clamamovie
#clamamovie
a woman sitting on a couch with her hand on her mouth
Alt: Buffy sitting on a couch eating… clams?
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Buffy the Clampire Slayer
#clamamovie
#clamamovie
The Clampire Strikes Back
a gif maker displays a scene from a lego star wars movie
ALT: a gif maker displays a scene from a lego star wars movie
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Clampire Strikes Back
It was a sweet innocent oyster, until that fateful night it met Count Dracula on the shore. #clampire #vampirepuns
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It was a sweet innocent oyster, until that fateful night it met Count Dracula on the shore. #clampire #vampirepuns
Then there's the vampire that washes your car or hair, the shampire; the one that sits at the bottom of the ocean or grabs things like a vice, the clampire; the one that is always wet from being at the reservoir, the dampire; and one that lives in the woods taking photos, the campire.
February 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Then there's the vampire that washes your car or hair, the shampire; the one that sits at the bottom of the ocean or grabs things like a vice, the clampire; the one that is always wet from being at the reservoir, the dampire; and one that lives in the woods taking photos, the campire.
False teeth: Shampire
Vegetarian: Yampire
Pescatarian: Clampire
Vegetarian: Yampire
Pescatarian: Clampire
February 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
False teeth: Shampire
Vegetarian: Yampire
Pescatarian: Clampire
Vegetarian: Yampire
Pescatarian: Clampire
clampire, the vampire that is a clam
December 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
clampire, the vampire that is a clam
Interview with a Clampire
October 21, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Interview with a Clampire
what idiot called the vagina dentata movie Teeth instead of Clampire
October 10, 2023 at 5:25 AM
what idiot called the vagina dentata movie Teeth instead of Clampire