It was a sweet innocent oyster, until that fateful night it met Count Dracula on the shore. #clampire #vampirepuns
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It was a sweet innocent oyster, until that fateful night it met Count Dracula on the shore. #clampire #vampirepuns
Someone who likes dressing up in gothic clothes, sleeping all day, going out at night and pretending to be afraid of crosses #shampire #vampirepuns
March 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Someone who likes dressing up in gothic clothes, sleeping all day, going out at night and pretending to be afraid of crosses #shampire #vampirepuns
A former celebrity impersonator was turned one night, but he kept up his career doing occasional performances the singer of Careless Whisper and Father figure. #vampirepuns #whampire
March 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A former celebrity impersonator was turned one night, but he kept up his career doing occasional performances the singer of Careless Whisper and Father figure. #vampirepuns #whampire
if that vampire never became a father, can it still be a dad joke? or does that make it a vlad joke? a dead joke?
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM