iwts -> interview with the shampire -> cruor...?

hi mom can you pick me up from the Halloween party? no it didn't end early… no I didn't win the constest.. someone said my dracula costume was more like a shampire and everyone laughed

My wife @steph-sheridan.bsky.social drew these lil Halloween friends for iO and they've taken over his world. He wears his baby skull shirt & proudly points to it & says "iO!" If you have/know lil monsters who like lil monsters, check out robsheridan.threadless.com/collections/... - more info in alt

Forgot a couple myself:

cocaine - grampire
bank and credit card details - scampire
nothing, really, just pretends - shampire

if you were one of these books you'd be Shampire Defective

Shamrock + Vampire = Shampire.

Checks out.

Someone who likes dressing up in gothic clothes, sleeping all day, going out at night and pretending to be afraid of crosses #shampire #vampirepuns

False teeth: Shampire
Vegetarian: Yampire
Pescatarian: Clampire

Sunglasses after dark🦇

What if: sheep vampire

Well, most of them are harmless, especially the shampire. That ghoul does a scalp massage like you wouldn't believe.

Then there's the vampire that washes your car or hair, the shampire; the one that sits at the bottom of the ocean or grabs things like a vice, the clampire; the one that is always wet from being at the reservoir, the dampire; and one that lives in the woods taking photos, the campire.

Shampire Freakend

A sh.. shampire?

Not a Nosferatu at all but pretends to be - Shampire

Shampire RT @RogerHighfield: What has the world’s fluffiest tail? Why, the ‘vampire squirrel’, of course http://news.sciencemag.org/plants-animals/2014/06/vampire-squirrel-has-worlds-fluffiest-tail