clang clang clang went the trolley
November 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
clang clang clang went the trolley
Another clang ass doink
November 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another clang ass doink
[clang] [clang] [clang]
October 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
[clang] [clang] [clang]
That was more like a CLANG than a doink
October 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
That was more like a CLANG than a doink
i may be ace but good fucking lord CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
November 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i may be ace but good fucking lord CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
all i want for christmas is c++ static reflection support in clang
November 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
all i want for christmas is c++ static reflection support in clang
You were horny, clang clang
October 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You were horny, clang clang
Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley
ALT: Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley
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November 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Shitty shitty clang clang.
November 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Shitty shitty clang clang.
clang clang
October 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
clang clang
The *clang clang clang* is icing. Great work!
October 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The *clang clang clang* is icing. Great work!
Clang clang clang
October 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Clang clang clang
What if you and I were gay knights at a ren faire together and our helmets made little clang clang noises when we kissed?
October 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
What if you and I were gay knights at a ren faire together and our helmets made little clang clang noises when we kissed?
October 30, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Deadlock Deadman Danny Clang
ALT: Deadlock Deadman Danny Clang
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November 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Today's wasted hours were on much newer hardware, but again, Sonoma OS: Macbook Pro M2—
mongodb-community-7 needs node 26, which uses some nouveau C++ fuckery (simdutf) that can't build w Sonoma's clang; there's no workaround; you have to upgrade MacOS.
SOL if your machine won't run clang 19 guff
mongodb-community-7 needs node 26, which uses some nouveau C++ fuckery (simdutf) that can't build w Sonoma's clang; there's no workaround; you have to upgrade MacOS.
SOL if your machine won't run clang 19 guff
I complain about software obsolescence because it truly is bullshit. My current situation is typical.
I need PHP 8.4.x. This depends (Homebrew) on Python 3.15. CPython decided (improbably) that they now need TCO in the compiler → means clang > 16.0.0 → means a MacOS update from Sonoma to Sequoia…
I need PHP 8.4.x. This depends (Homebrew) on Python 3.15. CPython decided (improbably) that they now need TCO in the compiler → means clang > 16.0.0 → means a MacOS update from Sonoma to Sequoia…
Wait, a Python build is complaining about this? PYTHON?
November 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Today's wasted hours were on much newer hardware, but again, Sonoma OS: Macbook Pro M2—
mongodb-community-7 needs node 26, which uses some nouveau C++ fuckery (simdutf) that can't build w Sonoma's clang; there's no workaround; you have to upgrade MacOS.
SOL if your machine won't run clang 19 guff
mongodb-community-7 needs node 26, which uses some nouveau C++ fuckery (simdutf) that can't build w Sonoma's clang; there's no workaround; you have to upgrade MacOS.
SOL if your machine won't run clang 19 guff
I think the clang off the hockey post as rarely ends the play like the FG doink. You’re still trying to process the clang and then you have to get back into the action.
November 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I think the clang off the hockey post as rarely ends the play like the FG doink. You’re still trying to process the clang and then you have to get back into the action.
Why doink when you can CLANG?
October 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Why doink when you can CLANG?
Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's half eight.
November 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's half eight.
Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's 6:45pm.
November 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's 6:45pm.
clang/llvm trunk on OS X leopard, targeting OS X leopard :3
November 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
clang/llvm trunk on OS X leopard, targeting OS X leopard :3