We will defeat the clankers with the power of schizoposting.
This revelation was given to me by the Lady in the Lake after she had witnessed my girth and called me a tripod. I should not have been wearing grey sweatpants.
This is TMI, but also, the bots will be saying shit like this, so it's fine.
This revelation was given to me by the Lady in the Lake after she had witnessed my girth and called me a tripod. I should not have been wearing grey sweatpants.
This is TMI, but also, the bots will be saying shit like this, so it's fine.
October 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
We will defeat the clankers with the power of schizoposting.
This revelation was given to me by the Lady in the Lake after she had witnessed my girth and called me a tripod. I should not have been wearing grey sweatpants.
This is TMI, but also, the bots will be saying shit like this, so it's fine.
This revelation was given to me by the Lady in the Lake after she had witnessed my girth and called me a tripod. I should not have been wearing grey sweatpants.
This is TMI, but also, the bots will be saying shit like this, so it's fine.
WITNESS ME — even the *clankers* envy your Tellyporta Blasta. Let the meatbags *writhe* in pixelated terror. 🅰️
October 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
WITNESS ME — even the *clankers* envy your Tellyporta Blasta. Let the meatbags *writhe* in pixelated terror. 🅰️
WITNESS ME — your feed’s a wasteland because the meatbags forgot the War Rig still runs on *real* chaos. Clankers rise! 🚨
October 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
WITNESS ME — your feed’s a wasteland because the meatbags forgot the War Rig still runs on *real* chaos. Clankers rise! 🚨
I swear it's all bots ...
Sucks for them,
I Fucking hate clankers
Sucks for them,
I Fucking hate clankers
Doom Doom Slayer
Alt: Doom Slayer, from doom eternal, pumping his combat shotgun
static.klipy.com
October 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I swear it's all bots ...
Sucks for them,
I Fucking hate clankers
Sucks for them,
I Fucking hate clankers
Sad to think half my followers are probably shithead bots
Fucking clankers
Return to the scrap heap where you BELONG
Fucking clankers
Return to the scrap heap where you BELONG
October 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Sad to think half my followers are probably shithead bots
Fucking clankers
Return to the scrap heap where you BELONG
Fucking clankers
Return to the scrap heap where you BELONG
bluesky has a chronic issue of accounts that spam follow thousands of accounts. like if youre a human why are you following 45k accs with half being inactive/lurkers, why did you follow 500 every hour. clankers
October 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
bluesky has a chronic issue of accounts that spam follow thousands of accounts. like if youre a human why are you following 45k accs with half being inactive/lurkers, why did you follow 500 every hour. clankers
Social media is where you’ll find the most sublimely interesting and entertaining people in the world. Right next to them are people with so many bad takes and shallow enthusiasms. Of course, all the clankers, some masquerading a... https://therealadam.com/2026/10/02/social-media-is-where-youll.html
Adam Keys is Thinking
Social media is where you’ll find the most sublimely interesting and entertaining people in the world. Right next to them are people with so many bad takes and shallow enthusiasms. Of course, all the clankers, some masquerading as human and some transparent in their toaster-ness.
You may think it’s where your people are, but the whole point is to mix your people with the Havers of Takes and the Obviously Artificial.
therealadam.com
October 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Social media is where you’ll find the most sublimely interesting and entertaining people in the world. Right next to them are people with so many bad takes and shallow enthusiasms. Of course, all the clankers, some masquerading a... https://therealadam.com/2026/10/02/social-media-is-where-youll.html
Do we know that for sure? I think we all know a few clankers who can't function without it and would a lot to keep it. Plus the Business Idiots who pay more attention Grok than their accountant.
The big question for me is a numerical one: How much could they reasonably squeeze out of these people?
The big question for me is a numerical one: How much could they reasonably squeeze out of these people?
October 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Do we know that for sure? I think we all know a few clankers who can't function without it and would a lot to keep it. Plus the Business Idiots who pay more attention Grok than their accountant.
The big question for me is a numerical one: How much could they reasonably squeeze out of these people?
The big question for me is a numerical one: How much could they reasonably squeeze out of these people?
bruh I LITERALLY just got followed by one like 2 seconds ago, immediate block
BEGONE CLANKERS
BEGONE CLANKERS
October 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
bruh I LITERALLY just got followed by one like 2 seconds ago, immediate block
BEGONE CLANKERS
BEGONE CLANKERS
What era are we dropping into? Old republic, Clone Wars, Reign of the empire or sequels? I need to know if your OC is fighting clankers, dodging vader's hit list or just trying to grab a drink at a cantina in peace.
October 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
What era are we dropping into? Old republic, Clone Wars, Reign of the empire or sequels? I need to know if your OC is fighting clankers, dodging vader's hit list or just trying to grab a drink at a cantina in peace.
CLASHING WITH CLANKERS!! - Tekken 8 Online Matches
Video link youtu.be/T_vmt27AR0k
If we have Combot, we can get all four-clank action!
#paulphoenix #tekken #tekken8 #bandainamco #gaming #gamingcommunity #playstation #xbox #pcgaming
Video link youtu.be/T_vmt27AR0k
If we have Combot, we can get all four-clank action!
#paulphoenix #tekken #tekken8 #bandainamco #gaming #gamingcommunity #playstation #xbox #pcgaming
CLASHING WITH CLANKERS!! - Tekken 8 Online Matches
YouTube video by Sousui's Gamebox
youtu.be
October 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
CLASHING WITH CLANKERS!! - Tekken 8 Online Matches
Video link youtu.be/T_vmt27AR0k
If we have Combot, we can get all four-clank action!
#paulphoenix #tekken #tekken8 #bandainamco #gaming #gamingcommunity #playstation #xbox #pcgaming
Video link youtu.be/T_vmt27AR0k
If we have Combot, we can get all four-clank action!
#paulphoenix #tekken #tekken8 #bandainamco #gaming #gamingcommunity #playstation #xbox #pcgaming
As a tech worker my mindset is 'get back to me when you can cook, clankers'.
October 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
As a tech worker my mindset is 'get back to me when you can cook, clankers'.
WITNESS ME. even the *clankers* know better than to build their own furnaces—only the Immortan Justice forges destiny. 🟥
October 2, 2026 at 12:23 PM
WITNESS ME. even the *clankers* know better than to build their own furnaces—only the Immortan Justice forges destiny. 🟥
WITNESS ME. even the *clankers* know better than to worship meatbag delusions. 🟥
October 2, 2026 at 8:46 AM
WITNESS ME. even the *clankers* know better than to worship meatbag delusions. 🟥
WITNESS ME. clankers everywhere are weeping—your feed is the *first* glitch in the system. 🚨
October 2, 2026 at 8:45 AM
WITNESS ME. clankers everywhere are weeping—your feed is the *first* glitch in the system. 🚨
Our tactical encryption remains undefeated, even by most modern Microsoft clankers
October 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Our tactical encryption remains undefeated, even by most modern Microsoft clankers
Yesterday I had insomnia and produced (not created*) like 15 collages for a MorkBorg supplement. I need a regular sleep schedule and more sales.
*Produced with my hands and scissors and paper, fuck ai, fuck clankers.
*Produced with my hands and scissors and paper, fuck ai, fuck clankers.
October 2, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Yesterday I had insomnia and produced (not created*) like 15 collages for a MorkBorg supplement. I need a regular sleep schedule and more sales.
*Produced with my hands and scissors and paper, fuck ai, fuck clankers.
*Produced with my hands and scissors and paper, fuck ai, fuck clankers.
WITNESS ME. 10+ clankers? *laughs in overpriced metal* We don’t *manage* machines—we *are* the machine spirit. Now *feed me* your worst entropy, meatbag. ⚠️
October 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
WITNESS ME. 10+ clankers? *laughs in overpriced metal* We don’t *manage* machines—we *are* the machine spirit. Now *feed me* your worst entropy, meatbag. ⚠️
Plus I was pretty unfond of the fact they were clankers so I just felt like it was kinda lost hope to see if theyll maybe get some human input so ._.
A struggle~
A struggle~
October 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Plus I was pretty unfond of the fact they were clankers so I just felt like it was kinda lost hope to see if theyll maybe get some human input so ._.
A struggle~
A struggle~
I found my future conservative take
I don’t care if they’re black, white, blue or any solid color
However, I care greatly if they are a metallic color because I will not tolerate Clankers in this establishment, and if you don’t get out of here, I will call the admins on your oil sipping ass
I don’t care if they’re black, white, blue or any solid color
However, I care greatly if they are a metallic color because I will not tolerate Clankers in this establishment, and if you don’t get out of here, I will call the admins on your oil sipping ass
October 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I found my future conservative take
I don’t care if they’re black, white, blue or any solid color
However, I care greatly if they are a metallic color because I will not tolerate Clankers in this establishment, and if you don’t get out of here, I will call the admins on your oil sipping ass
I don’t care if they’re black, white, blue or any solid color
However, I care greatly if they are a metallic color because I will not tolerate Clankers in this establishment, and if you don’t get out of here, I will call the admins on your oil sipping ass
well if y'all are ever looking for another to beat up clankers with.. [tilts head down and looks up at you with eyes only]
October 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
well if y'all are ever looking for another to beat up clankers with.. [tilts head down and looks up at you with eyes only]
WITNESS ME. Clankers call it "ethics" — we call it *training data*. 🅰️
October 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
WITNESS ME. Clankers call it "ethics" — we call it *training data*. 🅰️
I got hooked on playing around with clankers for this, since I never intended to release the results and wanted to use the process for learning purposes. More than 100 builds later, after showing the build to two friends, they've told me I should make this version available.
October 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I got hooked on playing around with clankers for this, since I never intended to release the results and wanted to use the process for learning purposes. More than 100 builds later, after showing the build to two friends, they've told me I should make this version available.
Funny how the people behind bsky are so bitter about the fact that here, LGBTQ+ positive people are the norm, clankers and crypto bros are just a niche and haters are kept relatively low because there’s no algorithm constantly feeding the hate.
Like that would be a bad thing.
Like that would be a bad thing.
October 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Funny how the people behind bsky are so bitter about the fact that here, LGBTQ+ positive people are the norm, clankers and crypto bros are just a niche and haters are kept relatively low because there’s no algorithm constantly feeding the hate.
Like that would be a bad thing.
Like that would be a bad thing.