Clocked in, logged on.
November 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Clocked in, logged on.
i clocked into the everyone annoys me factory and guess what
October 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
i clocked into the everyone annoys me factory and guess what
Spaced clocked in, at most, 18 months after it released.
October 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Spaced clocked in, at most, 18 months after it released.
(george walks in with a set of knockers) well jerry she clocked me
October 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
(george walks in with a set of knockers) well jerry she clocked me
“clocked you?”
“CLOCKED me.”
“CLOCKED me.”
October 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
“clocked you?”
“CLOCKED me.”
“CLOCKED me.”
They clocked Edinburgh’s tea lowkey
October 31, 2026 at 8:12 AM
They clocked Edinburgh’s tea lowkey
TFW the person you had clocked as the worst candidate you've ever seen outdoes themselves as a bad person
November 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
TFW the person you had clocked as the worst candidate you've ever seen outdoes themselves as a bad person
lol congrats to Haley Stevens on getting grouped with Donald Trump, JD Vance and Andrew Cuomo and being rightly clocked as a “sour-grapes Islamophobe.”
@bradlander.bsky.social in Brooklyn with a statement about Haley Stevens!
November 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
lol congrats to Haley Stevens on getting grouped with Donald Trump, JD Vance and Andrew Cuomo and being rightly clocked as a “sour-grapes Islamophobe.”
Was intrigued by Queen's Domain, then I clocked the lower bit depth and dithering on these textures and I might be sold.
October 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Was intrigued by Queen's Domain, then I clocked the lower bit depth and dithering on these textures and I might be sold.
My last remaining brain cell has officially clocked out. See you on Monday🙂↔️
November 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
My last remaining brain cell has officially clocked out. See you on Monday🙂↔️
Anyone who watched the NYC Mayoral race in 2024 and Cuomo specifically clocked Stevens immediately.
October 31, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Anyone who watched the NYC Mayoral race in 2024 and Cuomo specifically clocked Stevens immediately.
He clocked Smiley’s tea NASTYYYYY
October 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
He clocked Smiley’s tea NASTYYYYY
Always clocked in.
October 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Always clocked in.
when work gets busy but you already clocked out for the day
October 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
when work gets busy but you already clocked out for the day
Day 28 - mobile game. I clocked into mystic messenger like it was my full time job in high school
October 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Day 28 - mobile game. I clocked into mystic messenger like it was my full time job in high school
She cold-clocked him, nice moves.
October 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
She cold-clocked him, nice moves.
Being on Bluesky is fun because it’ll expose you to all of the kinds of white people who have somehow never gotten clocked in the face before
October 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Being on Bluesky is fun because it’ll expose you to all of the kinds of white people who have somehow never gotten clocked in the face before
clocked in and went straight to the bathroom to poop
October 28, 2026 at 12:28 PM
clocked in and went straight to the bathroom to poop
When you get to work and none of your associates are clocked in…..
October 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
When you get to work and none of your associates are clocked in…..
still got it (immediately clocked a stranger’s castiel halloween costume)
October 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
still got it (immediately clocked a stranger’s castiel halloween costume)
October 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
clocked OUT that shift wasnt too bad
November 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
clocked OUT that shift wasnt too bad