I bet Trump never changed his own clocks even before 95% of clocks updated themselves.
Trump on it getting darker since the time change:
“I didn't want to make a big deal out of this prior to the Election because I didn't want to have certain Senators lose their Race, in a landslide, but it is too bad they can't get it done.”
“I didn't want to make a big deal out of this prior to the Election because I didn't want to have certain Senators lose their Race, in a landslide, but it is too bad they can't get it done.”
November 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I bet Trump never changed his own clocks even before 95% of clocks updated themselves.
Clocks were changed.
NEXT!!!!
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NEXT!!!!
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November 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Clocks were changed.
NEXT!!!!
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NEXT!!!!
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Something something broken clocks twice a day.
November 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Something something broken clocks twice a day.
Next year they should just roll the clocks back to peanut butter jelly time
November 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Next year they should just roll the clocks back to peanut butter jelly time
wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
November 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
Move the clocks forward & not even further back
October 31, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Move the clocks forward & not even further back
getting depressed the second we turn the clocks back is so embarrassing. what am i, a dandelion?
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
getting depressed the second we turn the clocks back is so embarrassing. what am i, a dandelion?
"In addition, everyone's been running around changing their clocks all over the place."
the guy is cuckoo. imagine being in his position and giving a rip about this right now.
November 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"In addition, everyone's been running around changing their clocks all over the place."
what are clocks
November 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
what are clocks
the guy is cuckoo. imagine being in his position and giving a rip about this right now.
November 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
the guy is cuckoo. imagine being in his position and giving a rip about this right now.
depression vs changing all the clocks in the house: FIGHT
November 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
depression vs changing all the clocks in the house: FIGHT
clocks are none of my business
November 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
clocks are none of my business
Once again foreign countries have changed their clocks just to mess with me.
November 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Once again foreign countries have changed their clocks just to mess with me.
I don't care which time they pick or if they split the difference--fuck changing clocks.
November 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I don't care which time they pick or if they split the difference--fuck changing clocks.
Why Buddhists aren't allowed to make clocks.
November 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Why Buddhists aren't allowed to make clocks.
Set your clocks back, set your clocks forward, in my opinion either one makes you slaves to knowing what time it is, just wake up and do whatever.
November 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Set your clocks back, set your clocks forward, in my opinion either one makes you slaves to knowing what time it is, just wake up and do whatever.
Holy crap stopped clocks
November 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Holy crap stopped clocks
Something something broken clocks… 😏
November 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Something something broken clocks… 😏
Ugh. Clocks.
November 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ugh. Clocks.
Putting your clocks back this weekend? Useful advice here...
November 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Putting your clocks back this weekend? Useful advice here...
Hear me out: This instead of alarm clocks.
November 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hear me out: This instead of alarm clocks.
Clocks
(2023-11-08 - throwback Thursday)
(2023-11-08 - throwback Thursday)
November 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Clocks
(2023-11-08 - throwback Thursday)
(2023-11-08 - throwback Thursday)
it’s ocarina of time to turn your clocks back an hour
“Ocarina of Time” comes out Thursday, but it’d Hyrule if you went to the polls today
November 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
it’s ocarina of time to turn your clocks back an hour
Some clocks moved back, some clocks stayed the same, and some broken clocks had a rare correct opinion
November 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Some clocks moved back, some clocks stayed the same, and some broken clocks had a rare correct opinion
Awake af because of the clocks
November 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Awake af because of the clocks