the fucking moose, man. we've got 10ft tall wooly mammoths with murder coatracks stuck to their head and everybody just goes about their business like it's fine
October 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
the fucking moose, man. we've got 10ft tall wooly mammoths with murder coatracks stuck to their head and everybody just goes about their business like it's fine
Dear people returning to the gym or coming for the first time.
1. Put your coat and bag in a locker. Machines are not your personal coatracks.
2. Be aware of your surroundings, do not workout in areas that are clearly active walkways
3. Treat the equipment like you own it. Wipe it, put it away.
1. Put your coat and bag in a locker. Machines are not your personal coatracks.
2. Be aware of your surroundings, do not workout in areas that are clearly active walkways
3. Treat the equipment like you own it. Wipe it, put it away.
December 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Dear people returning to the gym or coming for the first time.
1. Put your coat and bag in a locker. Machines are not your personal coatracks.
2. Be aware of your surroundings, do not workout in areas that are clearly active walkways
3. Treat the equipment like you own it. Wipe it, put it away.
1. Put your coat and bag in a locker. Machines are not your personal coatracks.
2. Be aware of your surroundings, do not workout in areas that are clearly active walkways
3. Treat the equipment like you own it. Wipe it, put it away.
Consider recycling non-functioning submissives as coatracks or cat towers, painting them and creating artistic dioramas and installation pieces, or creating chic DIY furniture for a more ecologically friendly and sustainable choice instead of discarding them as refuse
March 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Consider recycling non-functioning submissives as coatracks or cat towers, painting them and creating artistic dioramas and installation pieces, or creating chic DIY furniture for a more ecologically friendly and sustainable choice instead of discarding them as refuse
#vss365
As children, we risked
a tongue-lashing when we'd climb
into a laundry cart and ride it
down the steep mountainside,
careening into #balustrades,
tumbling into coatracks, and holding on
for dear life.
As children, we risked
a tongue-lashing when we'd climb
into a laundry cart and ride it
down the steep mountainside,
careening into #balustrades,
tumbling into coatracks, and holding on
for dear life.
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#vss365
As children, we risked
a tongue-lashing when we'd climb
into a laundry cart and ride it
down the steep mountainside,
careening into #balustrades,
tumbling into coatracks, and holding on
for dear life.
As children, we risked
a tongue-lashing when we'd climb
into a laundry cart and ride it
down the steep mountainside,
careening into #balustrades,
tumbling into coatracks, and holding on
for dear life.
I really have to wonder about the need to call these robots "humanoid" when they clearly are not. Bipedal doesn't mean something looks like a person. They look more like coatracks that sprouted limbs. And are just as offputting.
August 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I really have to wonder about the need to call these robots "humanoid" when they clearly are not. Bipedal doesn't mean something looks like a person. They look more like coatracks that sprouted limbs. And are just as offputting.
Forced into a featureless suit that only highlights the curves of the woman underneath, the lowest performing harm members are reduced to coatracks, chandlers, and even decorative fountains!
April 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Forced into a featureless suit that only highlights the curves of the woman underneath, the lowest performing harm members are reduced to coatracks, chandlers, and even decorative fountains!
me, your fem butler, "madam, i dont have enough coatracks for your disguises"
April 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
me, your fem butler, "madam, i dont have enough coatracks for your disguises"
Elvish family commissioning a Gorgon to come in a petrify some of their lower performing maids, getting them into risqué positions then having the Gorgon turn them into stone to be used as candelabras, tables, coatracks, and hallway decorations akin to a vase.
June 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Elvish family commissioning a Gorgon to come in a petrify some of their lower performing maids, getting them into risqué positions then having the Gorgon turn them into stone to be used as candelabras, tables, coatracks, and hallway decorations akin to a vase.
Me too. And you know what we might do?
EARN OUT THAT ADVANCE. YOU ABSOLUTE COATRACKS.
EARN OUT THAT ADVANCE. YOU ABSOLUTE COATRACKS.
March 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me too. And you know what we might do?
EARN OUT THAT ADVANCE. YOU ABSOLUTE COATRACKS.
EARN OUT THAT ADVANCE. YOU ABSOLUTE COATRACKS.
Coatracks on second floor are full again this time; you have to go to the 3rd floor to find empty hangers
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Coatracks on second floor are full again this time; you have to go to the 3rd floor to find empty hangers
WHO going to Megaplex cause I am! I love meeting new folks so if you see me, come say hi and chat.
Please ask before hugging and SUPER PLEASE don’t grab my coatracks
Please ask before hugging and SUPER PLEASE don’t grab my coatracks
September 12, 2023 at 3:45 PM
WHO going to Megaplex cause I am! I love meeting new folks so if you see me, come say hi and chat.
Please ask before hugging and SUPER PLEASE don’t grab my coatracks
Please ask before hugging and SUPER PLEASE don’t grab my coatracks
This comment is a ploy by Big Coatrack to sell more coatracks
February 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
This comment is a ploy by Big Coatrack to sell more coatracks
Five years ago today, I attended the British Museum's annual Christmas party. I felt like a spy & had a great time drinking with staff. Nowadays, I'd probably be escorted out 🤣😇
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Five years ago today, I attended the British Museum's annual Christmas party. I felt like a spy & had a great time drinking with staff. Nowadays, I'd probably be escorted out 🤣😇
we usually wait until after thanksgiving BUT (1) we’re gonna be super busy then and (2) we can use a little extra light and love right now
November 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
we usually wait until after thanksgiving BUT (1) we’re gonna be super busy then and (2) we can use a little extra light and love right now
fucking coatracks
April 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
fucking coatracks
I’ve seen coatracks look better in that getup.
July 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I’ve seen coatracks look better in that getup.
Their coatracks are so useful
October 6, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Their coatracks are so useful
But there was a brief period in 1980 where they were veritable coatracks.
July 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
But there was a brief period in 1980 where they were veritable coatracks.
Overall C4AC thoughts:
- the 2/1+top8 split across days felt great, much less hectic than 3 drafts in one day (I feel like a doofus for voting for that last time)
- the venue was great, having coatracks & a PA for announcements was nice. Wish there’d been some way to fill water bottles inside
- the 2/1+top8 split across days felt great, much less hectic than 3 drafts in one day (I feel like a doofus for voting for that last time)
- the venue was great, having coatracks & a PA for announcements was nice. Wish there’d been some way to fill water bottles inside
February 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Overall C4AC thoughts:
- the 2/1+top8 split across days felt great, much less hectic than 3 drafts in one day (I feel like a doofus for voting for that last time)
- the venue was great, having coatracks & a PA for announcements was nice. Wish there’d been some way to fill water bottles inside
- the 2/1+top8 split across days felt great, much less hectic than 3 drafts in one day (I feel like a doofus for voting for that last time)
- the venue was great, having coatracks & a PA for announcements was nice. Wish there’d been some way to fill water bottles inside
Those deer give absolutely zero fucks about your enraged coatracks. C'mon, deer. Show some respect!
October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Those deer give absolutely zero fucks about your enraged coatracks. C'mon, deer. Show some respect!
We have another bot don't we? Time for sandwich pajamas and false coatracks...
June 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We have another bot don't we? Time for sandwich pajamas and false coatracks...
I remember the disbelief and anger when a Pagan won a religious discrimination suit at her job. Poor lady had to quit and move anyway cuz these unhinged coatracks decided to send death threats.
May 28, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I remember the disbelief and anger when a Pagan won a religious discrimination suit at her job. Poor lady had to quit and move anyway cuz these unhinged coatracks decided to send death threats.
im hiding in the coatracks at the thrift store and biting people that stick their hands too close
March 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
im hiding in the coatracks at the thrift store and biting people that stick their hands too close
Maybe? I mean, I've seen coatracks that have holes for people to shove stuff into
March 26, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Maybe? I mean, I've seen coatracks that have holes for people to shove stuff into