#cockswallow
Sir Cockswallow is the hero in a long lost Oscar Wilde manuscript set in the early renaissance.
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
September 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Sour bitter. Love your gourmet cockswallow!
April 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
All of my accounts on SM have followed Coach (where she hadn't acted quick enough). I'm never going to be G rated & she's very forgiving, I should know. Bloke must be a right cockswallow if Coach is pissed off. Dox him, if he's nearby. I'll give cigs to junkies to f#ck him over. Unless its me again.
March 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I had started practicing my creative insults out of boredom in the book of faces when it starting pushing unwanted right-wing content at me; 'festering bunglecunt' or 'migrating cockswallow'... that sort of thing.
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
He seems like the kind of ashy Hotepian cockswallow that calls women 'females' unironically.
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
brits: we visited dad's cottage near lake cockswallow

americans: I killed like 3 hobos to live next to this pond
May 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
london tube be like "this is a district line train to Chestmound, calling today at Cockswallow, Bench, King's Crumble, Heckminster, Bridge, East Clapcheek, Clapcheek Circus and Torment-By-Lea"
May 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Maybe being an inglprious cockswallow on the Internet is his kink.
What does it say about a con that would put someone clearly on a lead paint chip diet on staff? I'd argue that NO one is safe there if that's the behavior standards of the PUBLIC RELATIONS guy.
April 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He isn't a cocktail sipping guy. He's a half bottle of JD to cockswallow for the Tangerine Tyrannt.
April 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
VD Vance is a cockswallow if I've ever seen one.
March 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
london metro be like "this is a district line train to Chestmound, calling today at Cockswallow, Bench, King's Crumble, Heckminster, Bridge, East Clapcheek, Clapcheek Circus and Tormunt-By-Lea"
February 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
of course at wankerloo bridge it lets you off on the bridge, so do you run to the connection to Cockswallow in case you don't get there fast enough?
January 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This, my lovely British friends, is in fact how I think of my tube experience EVERY TIME: "OK, I have to get off at Wankerloo Bridge, get ready.... ok, now the connection to Cockswallow."
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM