The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
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July 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
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Who has invite codes for the new one
January 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Who has invite codes for the new one
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/
July 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/
Holds the codes to… well, you know
Trump: "I invaded Los Angeles and we opened up the water and the water is now flowing down. They have so much water they don't know what to do ... we broke in to do it."
March 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Holds the codes to… well, you know
for sale: invite codes, never used
February 6, 2024 at 2:43 PM
for sale: invite codes, never used
checking in on the guy with the nuclear codes
June 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
checking in on the guy with the nuclear codes
This madman has the nuclear codes
September 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This madman has the nuclear codes
Does Musk have the nuclear codes yet?
February 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Does Musk have the nuclear codes yet?
if you think this is bad just wait until Trump tweets out the launch codes
March 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
if you think this is bad just wait until Trump tweets out the launch codes
The man with the nuclear codes
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The man with the nuclear codes
sure, let him keep the nuclear codes
Trump: I met with, uh... Mr. Toyota. And we had... an amazing... meeting. And I said, 'what's your name?' Toyota. I said, 'you're rich!'
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
sure, let him keep the nuclear codes
For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice
April 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice
Somehow, dress codes weren't an issue until now.
February 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Somehow, dress codes weren't an issue until now.
The nuclear codes are now available through link in her bio.
August 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The nuclear codes are now available through link in her bio.
At this point, we don’t know who now has the nuclear codes
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
At this point, we don’t know who now has the nuclear codes
screw the shelter codes
May 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
screw the shelter codes
It's probably best to avoid wild QR codes.
October 15, 2024 at 7:05 AM
It's probably best to avoid wild QR codes.
The man with the nuclear codes
WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged
"You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her"
"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads
"You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her"
"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads
June 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The man with the nuclear codes
what a delightfully charming oopsie from the septuagenarian with the nuclear codes 👍👍
www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...
April 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
what a delightfully charming oopsie from the septuagenarian with the nuclear codes 👍👍
www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...
we will require qr codes on the torture gloves
Jeffries stop short of committing to holding a vote to abolish ICE is he's House Speaker next January, but says he's "committed to dramatically reforming ICE ... the masks should come off, body cameras should come on, judicial warrants should be required."
August 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
we will require qr codes on the torture gloves
Good thing now Hegseth will just have the nuke codes instead of an ax.
November 13, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Good thing now Hegseth will just have the nuke codes instead of an ax.
instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is