#coffeewanker
New coffee day.

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September 24, 2026 at 8:36 AM
On holiday, a little sunshine today. Looking forward to drinking this in the morning.

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September 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Made myself a slightly-caf. It was going to be a decaf but I threw in a few beans of monsoon Malabar for a hint of that dark, chocolatey goodness #coffeewanker
April 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It’s a yes from me for 92 degrees coffee in Liverpool Central station #CoffeeWanker
August 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Really digging this new Peoples Coffee Guatamalan Huehuetenango blend. Seriously good. #coffeewanker?
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Barista went way too Hipster. But I'm not going to lie. I am slightly aroused #coffeewanker
May 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
March 8, 2024 at 8:55 AM
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Started this today. Very good. Nice citrus back notes. 500g is going to last very long… #coffee #twochimps #coffeewanker #uganda #singleorigin #arabica
February 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Upgrade !! #coffeewanker
March 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Just dialin' in the mornin' espresso.. #coffeewanker
March 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Can’t be buying supermarket beans. #coffeewanker
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Arrived in Sydney for the Australian Inflammation Centres Symposium today, getting my #coldbrew coffee fix in before sessions start. Excited to present my work on #innateimmunity #viruses #RNA sensing. Thanks for the invite organisers! #inflammation #immunosky #coffeewanker
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
New coffee day #CoffeeWanker
January 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
See also #coffeewanker

In my defence I'm not really, I just like the first cup of the day to be something nice and I have nobody to please but myself, so....
May 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Oh ffs. Just add 10mls of your first, post coffee, pee from the morning before. Filtered and kept at 3 degrees for no more than 24hrs. Leave to steep (brew) for 127 seconds. Heaven.
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August 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Is it a figment of my imagination, or did supermarkets (in the 70s) used to have a machine that ground coffee beans, in the coffee and tea aisle? #1970s #coffeewanker #coffee #yeoldetimes
April 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Working at the university today, they’ve got a posh beans to cup machine, which is free, so I’m having my first ever flat white. Not bad!

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November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Working away from home this week contemplating packing my Aeropress #CoffeeWanker
September 25, 2023 at 10:53 AM
That’s well into #coffeewanker territory. Some would say #coffeegimp territory.
August 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’ve turned into a coffeewanker, after Christmas I’ll be hand grinding my beans 🫘 👍
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Spoken like a true #CoffeeWanker 😆
July 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
May 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM