Tentative (commode mais désespérée) d’échapper au lundi. Via @bbejean.bsky.social.
June 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Tentative (commode mais désespérée) d’échapper au lundi. Via @bbejean.bsky.social.
Master & Commode
October 31, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Master & Commode
Born in Arizona...got a commode made of stone-a...
November 12, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Born in Arizona...got a commode made of stone-a...
At the pub. Why is the commode square.
September 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
At the pub. Why is the commode square.
Tentative (à tiroirs mais désespérée) d’échapper au lundi.
September 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Tentative (à tiroirs mais désespérée) d’échapper au lundi.
31 décembre 192 : assassinat de l’empereur Commode. Buste de Commode en Hercule conservé aux musées capitolins.
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
31 décembre 192 : assassinat de l’empereur Commode. Buste de Commode en Hercule conservé aux musées capitolins.
Commode :)
"Les boulangers et fleuristes artisanaux pourront ouvrir le 1er mai" dès cette année, annonce Lecornu. Comme les Macronistes n'ont pas réussi à modifier la loi, il s'agira de ne pas faire la faire appliquer: "les services de l’État auront pour instruction de ne pas verbaliser", précise Matignon.
April 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Commode :)
Seule une IA peut passer 3 pages à décrire un vase sur une commode
September 23, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Seule une IA peut passer 3 pages à décrire un vase sur une commode
Occasionally some dickhead will flush a drake egg down the lavvies, 6 months later you’ve got a Commode Dragon.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Occasionally some dickhead will flush a drake egg down the lavvies, 6 months later you’ve got a Commode Dragon.
My grandparents would have called it skibidi commode
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
My grandparents would have called it skibidi commode
ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO USE THE COMMODE OF MADNESS????
March 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO USE THE COMMODE OF MADNESS????
Allez qui parie que ce demeuré va l’appeler Maximus ou Commode ?
September 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Allez qui parie que ce demeuré va l’appeler Maximus ou Commode ?
Bringing back calling the toilet "the commode"
July 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Bringing back calling the toilet "the commode"
31 décembre 192 : assassinat de l’empereur Commode. Buste de Commode en Hercule conservé aux musées capitolins.
December 31, 2024 at 7:51 AM
31 décembre 192 : assassinat de l’empereur Commode. Buste de Commode en Hercule conservé aux musées capitolins.
Slam the commode lid on his head when he’s getting a drink of water.
September 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Slam the commode lid on his head when he’s getting a drink of water.
The words I need to say about all of the horrible things would land me in a room w/ a metal commode & I can't do a damn thing from there so here's a lizard in the meantime.
March 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The words I need to say about all of the horrible things would land me in a room w/ a metal commode & I can't do a damn thing from there so here's a lizard in the meantime.
So apropos that it’s “commode” 🚽
June 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
So apropos that it’s “commode” 🚽
Kees van Dongen (1877-1968, Dutch) ~ The Commode, 1910
May 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Kees van Dongen (1877-1968, Dutch) ~ The Commode, 1910
mon france cul sur la commode a un moment
🇫🇷 Ne les appelez plus Ehpad: quatre ans après le scandale Orpea, le gouvernement a annoncé samedi son intention de renommer les établissements d'hébergement pour personnes âgées dépendantes en Maisons France Autonomie.
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April 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
mon france cul sur la commode a un moment
The commode that kills you
August 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The commode that kills you
Meet me in the separate commode room in 5 minutes for an ass whooping
August 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Meet me in the separate commode room in 5 minutes for an ass whooping
Jell-o shot Jenga?? Someone is gettin' knee walkin', snot slingin', commode huggin' drunk tonight!
June 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Jell-o shot Jenga?? Someone is gettin' knee walkin', snot slingin', commode huggin' drunk tonight!
Band from the bathroom
The commode doors
The commode doors
April 11, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Band from the bathroom
The commode doors
The commode doors