You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts
July 25, 2023 at 8:12 PM
You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts
Now I can condense them in 2 posts
June 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Now I can condense them in 2 posts
This was a hard one to condense into four panels
February 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This was a hard one to condense into four panels
Here's the part of the crowd they tried to condense everyone into. Larger, but still not packed
June 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here's the part of the crowd they tried to condense everyone into. Larger, but still not packed
it's actually not possible to condense any set of knowledge into a paragraph, no matter how many writers you've plagiarized in the attempt
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
it's actually not possible to condense any set of knowledge into a paragraph, no matter how many writers you've plagiarized in the attempt
How did they condense it to just one hour?
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How did they condense it to just one hour?
I am pet sitting two pugs.
Did you know that when they jump on your stomach, their 15lbs of weight will suddenly condense into the density of a dying star?
It's very impressive at 5 am.
Did you know that when they jump on your stomach, their 15lbs of weight will suddenly condense into the density of a dying star?
It's very impressive at 5 am.
May 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I am pet sitting two pugs.
Did you know that when they jump on your stomach, their 15lbs of weight will suddenly condense into the density of a dying star?
It's very impressive at 5 am.
Did you know that when they jump on your stomach, their 15lbs of weight will suddenly condense into the density of a dying star?
It's very impressive at 5 am.
Magical waterbending noodle
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Magical waterbending noodle
Un parfait condensé du marasme actuel.
September 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Un parfait condensé du marasme actuel.
Adding one final thing: I missed this entirely in my thread as I was trying to condense information. Boasberg did in fact mention contempt as an aside.
This is one headline from the hearing that just ended: the word contempt was uttered, by Boasberg, as a way of summarizing his line of questioning related to compliance with his TRO.
Only once, without an explicit threat attached, but still.
Only once, without an explicit threat attached, but still.
Boasberg: Two more questions for Mr. Kambli (US) that don't relate to contempt / disobeying court orders. 1. Was Trump's Tren de Aragua proclamation signed in secret on Friday? Or on Saturday? Need to know timing and when US thinks it went into effect.
March 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Adding one final thing: I missed this entirely in my thread as I was trying to condense information. Boasberg did in fact mention contempt as an aside.
can you shrink and condense a life’s worth of rot
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
can you shrink and condense a life’s worth of rot
Or, to massively condense,
May 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Or, to massively condense,
6”x12” oil of a sunset on the pacific coast.
1:2 is possibly my favorite scale. Years ago I used to condense all my landscape compositions like this to 1:1 because of instagram’s square format.
1:2 is possibly my favorite scale. Years ago I used to condense all my landscape compositions like this to 1:1 because of instagram’s square format.
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
6”x12” oil of a sunset on the pacific coast.
1:2 is possibly my favorite scale. Years ago I used to condense all my landscape compositions like this to 1:1 because of instagram’s square format.
1:2 is possibly my favorite scale. Years ago I used to condense all my landscape compositions like this to 1:1 because of instagram’s square format.
"This is mind blowing what Ukraine is achieving. There is so much bad news for Russia that I can't even condense it down to a 30 minute program anymore."
@annafromukraine.bsky.social
@annafromukraine.bsky.social
August 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"This is mind blowing what Ukraine is achieving. There is so much bad news for Russia that I can't even condense it down to a 30 minute program anymore."
@annafromukraine.bsky.social
@annafromukraine.bsky.social
Sources confirm Kazuma Kiryu is bending over backwards to condense his diverse employment history while job hunting.
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February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sources confirm Kazuma Kiryu is bending over backwards to condense his diverse employment history while job hunting.
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I WANT TO BE GRABBED BY THE THROAT AND PUSHED DOWN ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD TO BE SQUISHED AND CONDENSE ME INTO A SMALL ANGRY LIL GUY
September 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I WANT TO BE GRABBED BY THE THROAT AND PUSHED DOWN ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD TO BE SQUISHED AND CONDENSE ME INTO A SMALL ANGRY LIL GUY
They need to condense that down if it’s going to fit on the dick flyer
July 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
They need to condense that down if it’s going to fit on the dick flyer
I remember having an epiphany at a Census Bureau stakeholder meeting that united business and academics: Scientists use jargon to condense complicated concepts; business people use jargon to inflate simple ones.
“Researchers from Cornell University have developed what they call "the Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale," a tool designed to measure how impressed people are by business school-style jargon that sounds strategic but says very little.”
www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/c...
www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/c...
Jargon-lovers are worse at their jobs, say boffins
: Cornell Uni researchers pivot to pluck low-hanging fruit to optimize bandwidth
www.theregister.com
March 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I remember having an epiphany at a Census Bureau stakeholder meeting that united business and academics: Scientists use jargon to condense complicated concepts; business people use jargon to inflate simple ones.
now i have to condense the whole of american architecture into a 2000 word essay
February 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
now i have to condense the whole of american architecture into a 2000 word essay
Surprised you've managed to condense it to just 1001.
July 19, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Surprised you've managed to condense it to just 1001.
An Amazing Piece for @go-tee.bsky.social
Okay, this'll has a lot of Spider-Man lore and storylines to condense so... We had this little woman named Anna Maria to condense it all for us! Thank you, you lovely shortstack... Also Doc Oct is Spider-Man now, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
Okay, this'll has a lot of Spider-Man lore and storylines to condense so... We had this little woman named Anna Maria to condense it all for us! Thank you, you lovely shortstack... Also Doc Oct is Spider-Man now, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
June 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
An Amazing Piece for @go-tee.bsky.social
Okay, this'll has a lot of Spider-Man lore and storylines to condense so... We had this little woman named Anna Maria to condense it all for us! Thank you, you lovely shortstack... Also Doc Oct is Spider-Man now, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
Okay, this'll has a lot of Spider-Man lore and storylines to condense so... We had this little woman named Anna Maria to condense it all for us! Thank you, you lovely shortstack... Also Doc Oct is Spider-Man now, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
if there's any useful intel in this for people now writing, I'd say it's "follow a thought out for a while, then condense" -- I start with the thought of "I have these characters, how to they feel about how their friends think of them" -- then I cross out the first attempt, condense it --
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
if there's any useful intel in this for people now writing, I'd say it's "follow a thought out for a while, then condense" -- I start with the thought of "I have these characters, how to they feel about how their friends think of them" -- then I cross out the first attempt, condense it --
I keep trying to come up with a funny follow up to this but there's really no way to condense this any further
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I keep trying to come up with a funny follow up to this but there's really no way to condense this any further
Aight. Mini thread on the Four Fold coffee table. Gonna try to condense it as much as possible 🧵
January 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Aight. Mini thread on the Four Fold coffee table. Gonna try to condense it as much as possible 🧵