KALSHI is a MACHINE that turns A CHILD'S COLLEGE FUND into CONTEMPLATING IF THAT EXTENSION CORD WILL HOLD YOUR BODYWEIGHT
November 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
KALSHI is a MACHINE that turns A CHILD'S COLLEGE FUND into CONTEMPLATING IF THAT EXTENSION CORD WILL HOLD YOUR BODYWEIGHT
they should invent an emergency cord you can pull to stop sneezing
November 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
they should invent an emergency cord you can pull to stop sneezing
I admit a well-coiled extension cord makes me half-chub
November 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I admit a well-coiled extension cord makes me half-chub
USB-C is functionally our first global power cord standard
it doesn't have to be better, it has to be the same. Same basic reason that it doesn't matter if you drive on the left-hand side or drive on the right-hand side, those are both valid choices, but you still gotta pick one of those and everyone has to agree or you'll have a Bad Time
November 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
USB-C is functionally our first global power cord standard
I heard he has a spud cord.
In an interview with Collider, Chris Potter, the voice actor for Gambit in the original Xmen: The Animated Series, endorsed Austin Butler for the role of the next live action Gambit
How you feel about this choice?
How you feel about this choice?
November 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I heard he has a spud cord.
What if every can of Pringle’s had a kind of umbilical cord inside that was made of potato?
November 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
What if every can of Pringle’s had a kind of umbilical cord inside that was made of potato?
“Your name will be tied to his with a cord of steel - and for all of history.”
- Adam Schiff during Trump’s first impeachment
- Adam Schiff during Trump’s first impeachment
People like JD Vance and Marco Rubio will never, ever be able to get the stink of Trump off them. It will haunt them for their entire lives.
November 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“Your name will be tied to his with a cord of steel - and for all of history.”
- Adam Schiff during Trump’s first impeachment
- Adam Schiff during Trump’s first impeachment
🚨🚨🚨🚨 BUNGEE CORD 🚨🚨🚨🚨
sister's car (named Bungee Cord) was very vocal about being a banana
November 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
🚨🚨🚨🚨 BUNGEE CORD 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Kalshi is a machine that turns a child's college fund into contemplating if that extension cord can hold your bodyweight
November 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Kalshi is a machine that turns a child's college fund into contemplating if that extension cord can hold your bodyweight
Troy Jackson, dressed as a cord of wood, and family campaigning at a Halloween event in downtown Portland
October 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Troy Jackson, dressed as a cord of wood, and family campaigning at a Halloween event in downtown Portland
Man Saves Dog Hanging Near Highway Overpass By Electrical Cord
www.mydogs6.com
November 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
the umbilical cord
October 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the umbilical cord
You don’t HAVE to eat it, eating the spud cord would be completely optional.
You don’t HAVE to eat it.
You don’t HAVE to eat it.
November 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
You don’t HAVE to eat it, eating the spud cord would be completely optional.
You don’t HAVE to eat it.
You don’t HAVE to eat it.
Are we talking about Anakin?
He has a potato-encrusted umbilical cord, it was super weird and full of gummi midichlorians.
He has a potato-encrusted umbilical cord, it was super weird and full of gummi midichlorians.
November 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Are we talking about Anakin?
He has a potato-encrusted umbilical cord, it was super weird and full of gummi midichlorians.
He has a potato-encrusted umbilical cord, it was super weird and full of gummi midichlorians.
EMBRACE THE SPUD CORD
Doctor Who Nestene Consciousness
Alt: Doctor Who Nestene Consciousness
static.klipy.com
November 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
EMBRACE THE SPUD CORD
If this headline was an intentional pun, umm, hilarious.
Before the election, Collins mocked her opponent by saying being a senator was harder than buying a cord of wood.
And then voters saw[ed] through her, alright. 🪚
Before the election, Collins mocked her opponent by saying being a senator was harder than buying a cord of wood.
And then voters saw[ed] through her, alright. 🪚
November 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
If this headline was an intentional pun, umm, hilarious.
Before the election, Collins mocked her opponent by saying being a senator was harder than buying a cord of wood.
And then voters saw[ed] through her, alright. 🪚
Before the election, Collins mocked her opponent by saying being a senator was harder than buying a cord of wood.
And then voters saw[ed] through her, alright. 🪚
Aux Cord Hakeem Jeffries
Fader Hakeem Jeffries
Output Hakeem Jeffries
Fader Hakeem Jeffries
Output Hakeem Jeffries
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
November 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Aux Cord Hakeem Jeffries
Fader Hakeem Jeffries
Output Hakeem Jeffries
Fader Hakeem Jeffries
Output Hakeem Jeffries
Any thoughts on what a cord cutting household should do for live election coverage?
November 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Any thoughts on what a cord cutting household should do for live election coverage?
BREAKING: Susan Collins has called Troy Jackson - not to buy a cord of wood - but to concede the race!
Another seat flipped - and a massive win for working people in Maine.
#BlueTsunami
Another seat flipped - and a massive win for working people in Maine.
#BlueTsunami
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
BREAKING: Susan Collins has called Troy Jackson - not to buy a cord of wood - but to concede the race!
Another seat flipped - and a massive win for working people in Maine.
#BlueTsunami
Another seat flipped - and a massive win for working people in Maine.
#BlueTsunami
My new tablet cord works!!!
November 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My new tablet cord works!!!
I suppose if you weave enough olive branches together you could make a pretty thick cord with which to beat someone
This is not about party politics. This is about a trillionaire who made it his life's mission to kill poor and brown people by taking away lifesaving aid, to make the world unsafe for trans folks, and to install fascist governments.
Olive branch my ass. Fuck him and his enablers. Now and forever.
Olive branch my ass. Fuck him and his enablers. Now and forever.
November 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I suppose if you weave enough olive branches together you could make a pretty thick cord with which to beat someone
Would you buy a cord of wood from Susan Collins?
Where I'm from, you don't buy wood from people who break their word, screw people over, and cheat.
I wouldn't buy a cord of wood from Susan Collins. And I sure as hell wouldn't vote for her for U.S. Senate.
I wouldn't buy a cord of wood from Susan Collins. And I sure as hell wouldn't vote for her for U.S. Senate.
October 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Would you buy a cord of wood from Susan Collins?
Everyone needs a cord of wood
November 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Everyone needs a cord of wood