#cornstarch
Call me a cornstarch slurry the way I'm thickening
May 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
the plot thickens (i added cornstarch)
April 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
[thickens the plot by adding cornstarch]
September 17, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Me anytime a recipe calls for cornstarch.
March 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
gimme some cornstarch i need this plot to thicken
February 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Godspeed to all the dudes being sent to the grocery store for two last specific things today. If it helps, cornstarch is in the baking aisle
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Adding cornstarch to the plot so it finally thickens.
September 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I love cornstarch based baby powder. It’s like I’m making a roux with my pee in there.
September 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I think the most satisfying job in the world would be to take jellybeans and gummy bears out of their trays of cornstarch
September 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It was an unwise move to trust a recipe that depended entirely on cornstarch to thicken a soup. I could have just made a roux. Now my teeth feel like cornstarch.
October 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Not going well, I don’t have a press and there is a little too much moisture but tastes good, soaked in maple syrup then dipped in cornstarch and cinnamon, after the waffle iron air fried for a couple minutes
September 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Eating cornstarch and drinking water to make Poobleck
November 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Fish & Chips with Tartar sauce
- A fresh cod fillet, copped in thick pieces, battered, and fried
- Batter with flour, cornstarch, and very cold dark beer
- Potato chips are done with the spiralizer to be super-thin
- Tartare sauce is mayonnaise, pickles, dill, lemon, Dijon, vinegar capers, shallot
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You just know that they are adding cornstarch to this to make it thick
Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them
June 25, 2026 at 3:16 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My dearest, Arabella,

Everything thing is going well in the new Civil War except my thunderwear chafes. Send cornstarch.

With love,

Cletus.
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if it can destroyed by coloured cornstarch it should be destroyed by coloured cornstarch
June 19, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Blood is thicker than water because it’s mostly made out of cornstarch.
June 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I got the cornstarch skirt right this time you guys
August 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Gonna try these soon — Blooming fried Japanese eggplant 🍆

Mix flour, cornstarch, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, & garlic powder. Add cold water, whisk till a smooth, thickish batter forms

Dip each piece into batter, then dip in Panko crumbs
Fry in hot oil until gold & crispy.
June 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think one of my favorite things right now is cornstarch
September 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Things are bad right now but also you can make chocolate pudding with just milk, sugar, cocoa, cornstarch, salt and vanilla in a few minutes. And then things are still bad but you have chocolate pudding. 🍽️🍜
February 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Taco McTaterNuts really needs to consider adding a little bit of flour, cornstarch, icing sugar, or even cream of tartar to his TACO SEASONING coloured bronzer, because his face looks like something you’d find in the pumpkin patch. Also, his mouth looks like something you’d see on a blowup doll.
July 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I started dating a slime girl made of cornstarch and water.

She’s such an adorable little masochist. She gets hard whenever I hit her.
May 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
“That’s macaroni Flanders style! Cornstarch & tap water. Keeps down the urges”
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM