Donkey Kong is the true lost cosmonaut.
November 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Donkey Kong is the true lost cosmonaut.
![[RGB] 3D render in the SGI style, depicting a mock poster for Mario Party 2's Space Land. It has a limited colour palette and spoofs cosmonaut propaganda flyers from the 1960s. It shows Wario saluting proudly in his spacesuit. A little lower is Luigi also saluting, and behind him silhouettes of Mario, Peach and Yoshi.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alymxulxdjtcw54ly4susoou/bafkreicj3slurttbkafbemtvps5xn2e5s6ilmtnpmweu6dkii4qsq656pq)
![[CMYK] 3D render in the SGI style, depicting a mock poster for Mario Party 2's Space Land. It has a limited colour palette and spoofs cosmonaut propaganda flyers from the 1960s. It shows Wario saluting proudly in his spacesuit. A little lower is Luigi also saluting, and behind him silhouettes of Mario, Peach and Yoshi.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alymxulxdjtcw54ly4susoou/bafkreidxps2o56wiv4onvm4zkxtzvnweibjwdnmmz2fso7yd2ig4pq7msq)
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Look at that good boi 😂🫶
Look at that good boi 😂🫶
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Look at that good boi 😂🫶
Look at that good boi 😂🫶
As a space geek since the 1960's, I heartily approve!!
Doge Cosmonaut: Cosmonauts Club
Alt: Doge Cosmonaut: Cosmonauts Club
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November 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
As a space geek since the 1960's, I heartily approve!!
Pictured: transmasc and transfem creatives coming together to write about an egg getting forcefemmed by a sleazy dude
November 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Pictured: transmasc and transfem creatives coming together to write about an egg getting forcefemmed by a sleazy dude
My calling in life: kitty mattress.
November 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
My calling in life: kitty mattress.
航天似乎特别让人大国勃起
美国是astronaut
苏联/俄罗斯是cosmonaut
中国是taikonaut
🥴
美国是astronaut
苏联/俄罗斯是cosmonaut
中国是taikonaut
🥴
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
航天似乎特别让人大国勃起
美国是astronaut
苏联/俄罗斯是cosmonaut
中国是taikonaut
🥴
美国是astronaut
苏联/俄罗斯是cosmonaut
中国是taikonaut
🥴
Orbital periodとCOSMONAUTもすき……
November 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Orbital periodとCOSMONAUTもすき……
Doge Cosmonaut: Cosmonauts Club
ALT: Doge Cosmonaut: Cosmonauts Club
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October 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The "Tallahassee Shuffle" as Cosmonaut liked to put it...
The Tallahassee Shuffle
YouTube video by Cosmonaut Shorts
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November 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The "Tallahassee Shuffle" as Cosmonaut liked to put it...
What are you, some kind of cosmonaut?
October 31, 2026 at 1:04 AM
What are you, some kind of cosmonaut?
I feel like Matt Reeves got tired of people calling Batman an anti-hero.
The Batman shows us that Bruce Wayne is more than Gotham's corruption and his trauma. He is still, at his core, a man who will do the right thing.
To quote Cosmonaut Marcus, "Sometimes he's more of a good guy than Superman."
The Batman shows us that Bruce Wayne is more than Gotham's corruption and his trauma. He is still, at his core, a man who will do the right thing.
To quote Cosmonaut Marcus, "Sometimes he's more of a good guy than Superman."
November 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I feel like Matt Reeves got tired of people calling Batman an anti-hero.
The Batman shows us that Bruce Wayne is more than Gotham's corruption and his trauma. He is still, at his core, a man who will do the right thing.
To quote Cosmonaut Marcus, "Sometimes he's more of a good guy than Superman."
The Batman shows us that Bruce Wayne is more than Gotham's corruption and his trauma. He is still, at his core, a man who will do the right thing.
To quote Cosmonaut Marcus, "Sometimes he's more of a good guy than Superman."
👨🚀🧑🚀 And a thank-you from orbit.
From Columbus, @esa.int’s laboratory on the International Space Station, the crew called in with the ground teams behind the Plasma Kristall experiment to thank them for their support.
From Columbus, @esa.int’s laboratory on the International Space Station, the crew called in with the ground teams behind the Plasma Kristall experiment to thank them for their support.
October 28, 2026 at 9:56 AM
👨🚀🧑🚀 And a thank-you from orbit.
From Columbus, @esa.int’s laboratory on the International Space Station, the crew called in with the ground teams behind the Plasma Kristall experiment to thank them for their support.
From Columbus, @esa.int’s laboratory on the International Space Station, the crew called in with the ground teams behind the Plasma Kristall experiment to thank them for their support.
i hereby dub these goobers
nocturnus
and
tempus
and their prizium spacecraft
(Outer Lunar) O.L cosmonaut
nocturnus
and
tempus
and their prizium spacecraft
(Outer Lunar) O.L cosmonaut
October 30, 2026 at 7:25 AM
i hereby dub these goobers
nocturnus
and
tempus
and their prizium spacecraft
(Outer Lunar) O.L cosmonaut
nocturnus
and
tempus
and their prizium spacecraft
(Outer Lunar) O.L cosmonaut
Cosmonaut, best you've got
November 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Cosmonaut, best you've got
#OTD: 31 October 2000, launch of Expedition 1 and the first permanent crew to the ISS. Anyone born after this date has never known a day without a human presence in space 🧪🚀
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@exploration.esa.int @aseastronauts.bsky.social
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@exploration.esa.int @aseastronauts.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
#OTD: 31 October 2000, launch of Expedition 1 and the first permanent crew to the ISS. Anyone born after this date has never known a day without a human presence in space 🧪🚀
www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
@exploration.esa.int @aseastronauts.bsky.social
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@exploration.esa.int @aseastronauts.bsky.social
Vampire cosmonaut anime? Surely a Halloween joke watch!
Me 12 eps later: I WILL DIE FOR IRINA OR LEV
Me 12 eps later: I WILL DIE FOR IRINA OR LEV
Tsuki to Laika: Irina Luminesk & Lev Leps
Alt: Tsuki to Laika: Irina Luminesk & Lev Leps
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November 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Vampire cosmonaut anime? Surely a Halloween joke watch!
Me 12 eps later: I WILL DIE FOR IRINA OR LEV
Me 12 eps later: I WILL DIE FOR IRINA OR LEV
It was about a week after that cosmonaut article came out arguing against her so I did bring up some points of contention.
November 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It was about a week after that cosmonaut article came out arguing against her so I did bring up some points of contention.
COSMONAUTとFLAMEVEINとIrisが当たってCOSMONAUTだだだだだいすきなので満足してたんですけど保存用にもうひとつ欲しくなっちゃって困りました
November 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
COSMONAUTとFLAMEVEINとIrisが当たってCOSMONAUTだだだだだいすきなので満足してたんですけど保存用にもうひとつ欲しくなっちゃって困りました
The cosmonaut vanishes
October 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The cosmonaut vanishes
HAPPYが入っているアルバムはCOSMONAUTなんだけども
October 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
HAPPYが入っているアルバムはCOSMONAUTなんだけども
Jerkov's Dildo Cannon lmfao
Reminds me of when I was in high school and I would write stupid stories about this horny cosmonaut named Blastov Jakov lol
Reminds me of when I was in high school and I would write stupid stories about this horny cosmonaut named Blastov Jakov lol
October 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Jerkov's Dildo Cannon lmfao
Reminds me of when I was in high school and I would write stupid stories about this horny cosmonaut named Blastov Jakov lol
Reminds me of when I was in high school and I would write stupid stories about this horny cosmonaut named Blastov Jakov lol
Cosmonaut, best you've got
October 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Cosmonaut, best you've got
Parfois j'en ai marre de réfléchir sur comment classer le slop dans ma blocklist alors je fais ça à la place.
November 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Parfois j'en ai marre de réfléchir sur comment classer le slop dans ma blocklist alors je fais ça à la place.