#couchhump
April 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Vergeßt langsam mal den orange lackierten Pädo-Führer. Er ist es nicht, der richtig gefährlich für uns alle ist. Er ist nur die Galionsfigur und der Platzhalter für den Couchhump Vance. DER ist gefährlich. DER soll Nachfolger werden, warum wohl hockt der wohl mit Murdoch und dem Halbnazi Musk rum?
August 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
They.
They deserve.

#donniedumdum nominated him, 50 senators plus couchhump confirmed him.
April 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'd vote for C. Best thing that could happen for America.

Both sides strongly dislike Couchhump Vance. He'd be a lame duck come 2028.
What happens from here:
A) Donny goes full contempt and flies them out tonite

B) Donny milks the publicity but cowers in court

C) Becomes so upset he strokes out and the World sadly watches his sorry life ebb away
April 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh, that's "Couchhump," one of the least popular members of COBRA. Destro Musk and Covfefe Commander send him out for Diet Coke and Hamberders while their minions plot attacks on Signal.
March 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
(F)e l o n NEONAZINITWIT
(F) KKKetamineKrazed
Nazi Megalomaniac prat
SickFvck.
P👀TIN used him as tRUmpy's handler.
ToxicTechBroligarchTakeOverTwits
will 25th GrampyGrifty FruitLoops asap
CouchHump steps up,
new 🇷🇺 tool.

We knew it was coming from this complete
nutjob NAZI but it's still shocking.
January 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM