#couchhumping
If Biden knocked that couchhumping turd on his ass on live TV, the world would celebrate.
September 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
So, the #Republicans sent #PeterThiel’s #couchhumping #boytoy, who told #Zelenskyy last year that he wouldn’t help him defend #Ukraine against #Russia, in a invasion that has killed 625,000 Ukrainians, to ask VZ to stop using the weapons they had to make themselves to save themselves?🤔😳🤬
August 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
look at this couchhumping fascist admitting to holding even more fascist ideas and to wanting even more restrictions on kids choices. :)
July 29, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Even if the felon dies we still have his cabinet, GOP magats, and couchhumping VP
March 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The thing about the couchhumping is... okay, so the screenshot is a spoof. But has Vance denied it? Has he issued a press release that he has not, in fact, ever humped a couch, dry or with lube?

I mean, what if the trolling accidentally hit the mark? Why isn't he issuing denials yet?

😈
July 27, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Vance is a weak
Couchhumping
Bootlicker‼️
June 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Couchhumping. He would never lie about something that's so dear to him.

And if, we all know that he's lying.
March 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
okay so can we like have everyone say jd vance killed the pope
like every time he's brought up in anything we need to say "oh that's the guy who killed the pope" or "oh that's the couchfucker" and it'll ruin everything he says cos he's the couchhumping pope killer
April 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
…and fuck couchhumping JD Vance
June 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Inspeaking of James Douglas Bowman, how about the fact people live in Greenland. People with their own goals and ambitions. People whose ancestors have lived there for at least 4000 years. As an Appalachian emo kid, James Douglas Bowman needs to take his couchhumping BS somewhere else.
JD Vance, "Denmark is not being a good ally"

"If we need to take Greenland that is what President Trump will do because he doesn't care about what Europeans scream at us"
March 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Typical couchhumping-@sshat-mobster wannabe $hit
May 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So let him it's not going to change anything for me. #JamesDonald #Bowman
#JD #Vance is still the #Second #DickTraitor-in-Chief, #CouchHumping, #Prick he always was. And I still don't give a fuck about what he or any #Billionaires say or think.

#50501
June 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Vance is a tiny handed couchhumping embarrassment to America.
March 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He never mentions her name.
🤣
Druski comedy take is hilarious, don't know how he & his makeup team can top it, but hope he recreates CouchHumping JustDoesVacay ThielToolTwerp!😈💩
Difficult to recreate that
'negative charisma'...do hope he tries!

#Druski

#NoWAR
#EpsteintRUmpCoverUp
March 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I see #couchhumping is going big time here. Not the # just the topic, which I will never bleach from my eyes or brain.
July 25, 2024 at 4:44 AM
April 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM