#couchrot
FINALLY GOT TOP SURGERY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Now it's time to couchrot until I'm healed
May 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Like lol it's not that complicated. I don't want to play video games with other people! That's my couchrot time. LEAVE ME IN PEACE.
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 AM
bedrot, bathrot, couchrot kind of day
July 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I dont bedrot. I couchrot. I fuckin love my couch
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
rainy muggy #fcf can't wait to couchrot this long weekend
May 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
did i use getting a new tattoo as an excuse to couchrot and watch halloween movies while it rained all weekend? Maybe. 😖 Was it exactly what i needed? Absolutely. 😮‍💨
October 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I might just take time today to couchrot and relax. I've been in gogogogo mode for a week. 💤
December 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
May 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I’ve never needed a #couchrot day as much as I did today and it was glorious
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
welp I was gonna deactivate & touch grass starting today but I feel like death incarnate lmao so the only thing I’m touching is the couch 🥴

guess you’re stuck with me for a few more days while I couchrot ☠️🌼
July 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Damn I couchrot too much
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
my wife just mocked me for canceling lessons to couchrot through my depression

“ohw noooo it’s waining i don wan work it’s too wet i have depwession this is tewwowism”
April 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Heya! I'm Foxy Machiko, I'm a royal non-binary purple fox vtuber! I call myself a digital artist but I'm currently in my goblin couchrot era and I have severe ADHD that's plagued me my entire life! My posts are a cesspool but if you're here hopefully you vibe with the variety!
October 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
i've done so many responsible things this weekend. vowing to make next weekend a couchrot long weekend
August 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Do I practice DJing?
Or write music?

Or do I just couchrot for another 10 hours?
January 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Someone took over my spot on the couch. I guess I'll let it slide... this time.
#Rottie #Rottweiler #couchrot #bookish #booksky #reading
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Attempted to mow the lawn today… but the mower stopped working before I got too far into it.
Oh well, time to couchrot with some DS9 and then Bones
May 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I was going to get up and do laundry today, but it's been a long week and I just really do not feel like going out. Think it's gonna be a couchrot day.
March 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Born to couchrot after work. Forced to fix my insurance and be on the line with customer service.

(I made the payments for my medical insurance, but there are some mistakes that are critical to fix in the papers)
February 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I am making friends at an alarming rate now that I'm less anxious and honestly it's making me a LITTLE anxious like I need to couchrot a little bit guys I need to paint or doodle by myself in a quiet room
September 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Guess who woke up BAD bad this morning? Enough to contact their doc to see if it's anything to worry about and couchrot literally all day and it's STILL coming in waves??

Meeeee 🤗
April 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Uuuuuuuuuu

The burnout is real 🧍‍♀️ I just want to couchrot
June 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
me asf rn but i got up to couchrot and watch bones flr
January 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM