#cpsc
LightNews LightNews
ganondalf.bsky.social
CPSC has fallen
August 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
jtp.bsky.social
the cpsc is subtweeting me
bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Jan 14
Report unsafe products.
A knight knocked to the ground. Her helmet has been knocked off and one gauntlet is missing. She has a cut over her left eye. The Chair War rages behind her. Unsafe glowing chairs loom in the distance. The text reads: Report unsafe chairs on SaferProducts.gov.
January 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
cpsc.gov
"Darwinism!"

Tapping the sign bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Dec 10
"Darwinism!" "Survival of the fittest!" etc.

No. If a person can learn to post, they can learn how to prevent kids and themselves from getting injured by consumer products.

Resign our fellow Americans to "Darwinism"? No, friend. Never.
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Dec 10
Keep high-powered magnets away from infants and toddlers.
June 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
cpsc.gov
CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.
thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · Jun 30
What if my kids are annoying or have bad vibes
June 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
eva.computer
ok i took out CPSC due to popular demand
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
cpsc.gov
Happy Friday from the CPSC Baby Safety Kangaroo.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0Y...
CPSC PSA Archive | Baby Carriers
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
www.youtube.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
cpsc.gov
bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Apr 1
Every day we prank fate by keeping people alive and unsafe products by getting them out of the marketplace, so we don't really do April Fools.
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
cpsc.gov
CPSC Continues Elimination of Outdated and Unnecessary Regulations

Yesterday, CPSC eliminated several obsolete and unnecessary provisions from the agency’s regulations, including requirements that have not been enforced in decades, if ever.

www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...
CPSC Continues Elimination of Outdated and Unnecessary Regulations
CPSC Continues Elimination of Outdated and Unnecessary Regulations
www.cpsc.gov
September 22, 2026 at 1:09 PM
cpsc.gov
[A hand explodes through the snow and ice holding a keyboard. It is the CPSC social media person. With frozen fingers and half-open eyes, they type...]

The shutdown has ended. CPSC will resume all normal operations.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
cpsc.gov
CPSC has ended its administrative litigation with Amazon. We have determined that Amazon must recall certain hazardous products sold by third-party sellers using the Fulfilled by Amazon program. Learn more: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New... 1/5
CPSC Issues Final Order to Amazon.com Outlining Remediation Plans for Hazardous Products
CPSC Issues Final Order to Amazon.com Outlining Remediation Plans for Hazardous Products
www.cpsc.gov
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
cpsc.gov
The person getting those questions will likely be CPSC's Consumer Ombudsman. You can reach them directly, too! They provide great long-form answers about all kinds of CPSC issues including any questions you might have about where we are on specific regulations: www.cpsc.gov/About-CPSC/C...
CPSC Consumer Ombudsman
www.cpsc.gov
October 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
cpsc.gov
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
cpsc.gov
bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Jul 11
The Grink broke into the office, subdued us, and created this graphic before we could dramatically escape from our restraints and cast them out. It was very intense.
July 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
cpsc.gov
NEORSD-CPSC safety collab happening now...
neorsd.org NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · Jul 2
fireworks injuries in 2024: 14,700
toilet injuries in 2024: 231,000

safety reminder don't blow anything up this weekend.
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
cpsc.gov
We made a promise.

bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Oct 1
It is our understanding that Bluesky in its current state is largely a social media platform for people who have a problem with authority. Out of respect for you all, we will not attempt to engage in the usual "brand building" of establishing a hollow parasocial relationship with our followers.
June 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
cpsc.gov
Jot that down.
The CPSC logo. Big text says Learn from the bees.
February 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
cpsc.gov
What is a newspaper?

bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Dec 6
A dry Christmas tree can burn faster than newspaper. *

*Before the internet, you were able to receive a collection of news articles printed on paper. These papers were delivered to your door either by professionals or kids on bikes struggling to balance while carrying the Sunday edition.
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
jcsalterego.bsky.social
nooo not my bestie cpsc
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
masnick.com
The US CPSC isn't messing around.
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Nov 12
If other government agencies join Bluesky and become your favorite agency just remember who was here first and who has two eagles in their logo.
November 12, 2024 at 5:52 PM
audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app
The way I've blocked, like, every federal government account *except* for the CPSC
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23d
Ten years ago today, CPSC shared its first safety meme. What started as a single baby floating in a force field in outer space has become a universe with dozens of safety characters spanning hundreds of safety graphics sharing thousands of safety messages.
All of CPSC's social media characters gathered around a giant number 10 floating in outer space. The text reads: Happy 10 years of safety memes to all our followers and friends! Tomorrow, we care for one another all over again!
September 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
ntpnate.bsky.social
Pretty sure the CPSC has a longstanding alert for “space heater”
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
chrononaut.bsky.social
U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards."
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Jul 24
Tabletop fire pits like this are dangerous and cannot be used safely. Don't use them if your vacation rental has one. Throw them away if you have one at home.
August 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
cpsc.gov
In the lab (literal).
The gloved hand of a CPSC engineer about to squeeze a counterfeit squishy toy full of water beads.
August 21, 2026 at 8:13 PM
cpsc.gov
"What happens if we tag CPSC?"

We take that listing and send it to CPSC's eSafe Team who have been very busy and live for this stuff.

bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · May 7
Huge milestone!

This week, CPSC issued its 100,000th takedown notice for recalled and banned products still listed for sale on online marketplaces--a record for the agency.
A picture of a pile of junk. The text reads: New record 100,000 takedown notices issued.
May 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
cpsc.gov
bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Jul 14
It's sad because it can't protect you.
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM