me: downloads a file
computer: 🙈
me: where is it? downloads?
cpu: 🤐
me: OneDrive? do you have it?
OneDrive: 🥸
me: iCloud?
iCloud: 😶🌫️
me: [searches for the file by its exact name]
cpu: 🤭
me: where the hell is it? recents?
finder: 🤫
me: wtf?
cpu: 🙈
computer: 🙈
me: where is it? downloads?
cpu: 🤐
me: OneDrive? do you have it?
OneDrive: 🥸
me: iCloud?
iCloud: 😶🌫️
me: [searches for the file by its exact name]
cpu: 🤭
me: where the hell is it? recents?
finder: 🤫
me: wtf?
cpu: 🙈
November 13, 2024 at 7:08 PM
me: downloads a file
computer: 🙈
me: where is it? downloads?
cpu: 🤐
me: OneDrive? do you have it?
OneDrive: 🥸
me: iCloud?
iCloud: 😶🌫️
me: [searches for the file by its exact name]
cpu: 🤭
me: where the hell is it? recents?
finder: 🤫
me: wtf?
cpu: 🙈
computer: 🙈
me: where is it? downloads?
cpu: 🤐
me: OneDrive? do you have it?
OneDrive: 🥸
me: iCloud?
iCloud: 😶🌫️
me: [searches for the file by its exact name]
cpu: 🤭
me: where the hell is it? recents?
finder: 🤫
me: wtf?
cpu: 🙈
watching my CPU temp climb 1-2 degrees because i ran htop to find out my CPU temp
June 17, 2026 at 9:22 AM
watching my CPU temp climb 1-2 degrees because i ran htop to find out my CPU temp
(the CPU is also good, I consider CPU short for "computer" anyway)
May 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(the CPU is also good, I consider CPU short for "computer" anyway)
I'm giving away a GPU & CPU from my personal collection 🩵 good luck everyone!!
September 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I'm giving away a GPU & CPU from my personal collection 🩵 good luck everyone!!
cpu branch predictor says:
my life would be so easy if not for the various conditions
August 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
cpu branch predictor says:
67 amps to the cpu
March 10, 2024 at 12:12 AM
67 amps to the cpu
robogirl bimboposting
April 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
robogirl bimboposting
update: this caused my cpu to spike to 600% apparently and crashed the server
August 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
update: this caused my cpu to spike to 600% apparently and crashed the server
Buying CPU because I can't afford RAM
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Buying CPU because I can't afford RAM
Work computer is running slow
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
January 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Work computer is running slow
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
CPU: Good christian math
GPU: the devil's arithmetic
GPU: the devil's arithmetic
June 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
CPU: Good christian math
GPU: the devil's arithmetic
GPU: the devil's arithmetic
i think my CPU is not supposed to run at near 100 degrees celcius while web browsing :)
it might be time to take my puter to the puter doctor. like, within the week probably.
July 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i think my CPU is not supposed to run at near 100 degrees celcius while web browsing :)
USA just bought 10% of Intel. Can’t afford universal healthcare, but at least Washington owns your CPU now.
August 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
USA just bought 10% of Intel. Can’t afford universal healthcare, but at least Washington owns your CPU now.
The CPU is trying to let the Vols have one
December 22, 2024 at 2:11 AM
The CPU is trying to let the Vols have one
@chongosky.bsky.social Prism without knowing shit about CPU Kerfuffle
June 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
@chongosky.bsky.social Prism without knowing shit about CPU Kerfuffle
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
bimbo robogirl posting
October 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
bimbo robogirl posting
Remake RoboCop but give him a really loud CPU fan.
July 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Remake RoboCop but give him a really loud CPU fan.
New in Chrome DevTools: Accurately emulate CPU performance of a low/mid tier phone with Automatic CPU throttling calibration! 📲
This feature calculates slow-downs for your specific device. Wanted this for years! We just shipped it.
This feature calculates slow-downs for your specific device. Wanted this for years! We just shipped it.
February 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
New in Chrome DevTools: Accurately emulate CPU performance of a low/mid tier phone with Automatic CPU throttling calibration! 📲
This feature calculates slow-downs for your specific device. Wanted this for years! We just shipped it.
This feature calculates slow-downs for your specific device. Wanted this for years! We just shipped it.
Shes stuck picking a cpu cooler!
December 11, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Shes stuck picking a cpu cooler!
Idiot robot with no thoughts in their cpu
July 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Idiot robot with no thoughts in their cpu
> be cpu
> divide 0/0
> l’hopital
> divide 0/0
> l’hopital
August 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
> be cpu
> divide 0/0
> l’hopital
> divide 0/0
> l’hopital