I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
June 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pancake crabs!!! Pamncake!!!!!
March 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Pancake crabs!!! Pamncake!!!!!
Happy pride from all the horseshoe crabs fucking
June 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Happy pride from all the horseshoe crabs fucking
On the day the horseshoe crabs came.
April 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
On the day the horseshoe crabs came.
September 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM
🦀 Sally lightfoot crab
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
🦀 Sally lightfoot crab
Fun fact : Horseshoe crabs are closely related to spiders, scorpions, and ticks rather than true crabs.
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July 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Fun fact : Horseshoe crabs are closely related to spiders, scorpions, and ticks rather than true crabs.
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We have been allocated precisely one (1) positive news story for this calendar year. Please enjoy it.
Invasive Crabs Have Taken Over New England. One Solution? Eat Them.
America’s Northeastern coast has been overrun by crabs from Europe and Asia. Luckily, they’re delicious.
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We have been allocated precisely one (1) positive news story for this calendar year. Please enjoy it.
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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www.youtube.com
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
Horseshoe crabs aren't actually crabs!? 🤯
Despite their name, these prehistoric arthropods are more closely related to spiders and scorpions than true crabs. They are also an invaluable research organism. 🦀
Read more: www.mbl.edu/research/res...
Footage: BioQuest Studios
Despite their name, these prehistoric arthropods are more closely related to spiders and scorpions than true crabs. They are also an invaluable research organism. 🦀
Read more: www.mbl.edu/research/res...
Footage: BioQuest Studios
April 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Horseshoe crabs aren't actually crabs!? 🤯
Despite their name, these prehistoric arthropods are more closely related to spiders and scorpions than true crabs. They are also an invaluable research organism. 🦀
Read more: www.mbl.edu/research/res...
Footage: BioQuest Studios
Despite their name, these prehistoric arthropods are more closely related to spiders and scorpions than true crabs. They are also an invaluable research organism. 🦀
Read more: www.mbl.edu/research/res...
Footage: BioQuest Studios
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
June 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
Things have a habit of evolving to look like crabs, so there is the infraorder for true crabs called brachyura while king crabs come from the infraorder anomura, which is for false crabs.
Can the general public tell false crabs from true crabs easily? Not really because they're basically the same 2/
Can the general public tell false crabs from true crabs easily? Not really because they're basically the same 2/
August 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Things have a habit of evolving to look like crabs, so there is the infraorder for true crabs called brachyura while king crabs come from the infraorder anomura, which is for false crabs.
Can the general public tell false crabs from true crabs easily? Not really because they're basically the same 2/
Can the general public tell false crabs from true crabs easily? Not really because they're basically the same 2/
not stoned crabs?
September 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
not stoned crabs?
nah i’m going for the dancing crabs
Marisa's finger is hovering over the claw machine meme as we all hold our breath
i’ve dared to dream too many times
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 AM
nah i’m going for the dancing crabs
Tiny crabs we found at the sea 🦀
A glimpse of the amazing diversity of crabs living in the shallow waters of Japan 𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
A glimpse of the amazing diversity of crabs living in the shallow waters of Japan 𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Tiny crabs we found at the sea 🦀
A glimpse of the amazing diversity of crabs living in the shallow waters of Japan 𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
A glimpse of the amazing diversity of crabs living in the shallow waters of Japan 𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
oh its crabs in a bucket time again but they're worried that one of the crabs is being too successful at publicizing their supposedly shared cause.
What? I received an anonymous message informing that I had been removed for violating a rule I'd never heard of, based on complaints I'd never heard, that I had no avenue of appeal, and that they would not be engaging further.
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
oh its crabs in a bucket time again but they're worried that one of the crabs is being too successful at publicizing their supposedly shared cause.
if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.
August 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM