sorry again sorry
November 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
sorry again sorry
cannot believe i missed Killin v. Crank
UPDATE: #CO3 GOP Rep Jeff Crank is not getting the totals he needs out of El Paso County. A new batch broke for him by +1.8. With an estimated 38k ballots remaining, he needs them to break +35 to defeat Democrat Jessica Killin.
November 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
cannot believe i missed Killin v. Crank
Just letting it RIP. Crank it. So funny
November 4, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Just letting it RIP. Crank it. So funny
Seeing "he's a woke liberal who's gonna do sharia law" from an Egyptian crank is so beautiful
November 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Seeing "he's a woke liberal who's gonna do sharia law" from an Egyptian crank is so beautiful
god this guy is such a crank
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
god this guy is such a crank
A glass of MAGA crank tears for you, sir?
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
A glass of MAGA crank tears for you, sir?
Crank that huge hog bro
November 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Crank that huge hog bro
1:15AM UPDATE: Dem Jessica Killin is in a strong position in #CO5 gainst GOP Rep Jeff Crank, up 6.3% with El Paso County (the whole district) at roughly 85% of 2022 turnout. She's running stronger than Dem Sen John Hickenlooper there. Crank needs a huge swing in Election Day vote
November 4, 2026 at 8:22 AM
1:15AM UPDATE: Dem Jessica Killin is in a strong position in #CO5 gainst GOP Rep Jeff Crank, up 6.3% with El Paso County (the whole district) at roughly 85% of 2022 turnout. She's running stronger than Dem Sen John Hickenlooper there. Crank needs a huge swing in Election Day vote
Bari should make a call to the bullpen (Baseball Crank)
November 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Bari should make a call to the bullpen (Baseball Crank)
#CO5 (Colorado Springs) has never been represented by a Democrat in its 50+ year history. Democrat Jessica Killin leads GOP Rep Jeff Crank by 7% with an estimated 75% of the expected votes counted.
November 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
#CO5 (Colorado Springs) has never been represented by a Democrat in its 50+ year history. Democrat Jessica Killin leads GOP Rep Jeff Crank by 7% with an estimated 75% of the expected votes counted.
when's the last time baseball crank talked about baseball?
November 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
when's the last time baseball crank talked about baseball?
atp Theresa May would get kicked out of the labour party for being a leftwing crank btw
November 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
atp Theresa May would get kicked out of the labour party for being a leftwing crank btw
I am not going on Twitter, will never go on Twitter, but I would definitely look on unhinged denialist baseball crank content with a sour smile.
I am enjoying the Dan McLaughlin losing his mind and spiraling today.
November 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I am not going on Twitter, will never go on Twitter, but I would definitely look on unhinged denialist baseball crank content with a sour smile.
Early election night results show Democrat Jessica Killin has an early lead over Republican U.S. Rep. Jeff Crank in Colorado’s 5th Congressional District.
By @lindseytoomer.bsky.social
By @lindseytoomer.bsky.social
Democrat Killin ahead of Rep. Crank, early Colorado election results show | Colorado Newsline
Early election night results show Democrat Jessica Killin has an early lead over Republican U.S. Rep. Jeff Crank in Colorado Springs.
coloradonewsline.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Early election night results show Democrat Jessica Killin has an early lead over Republican U.S. Rep. Jeff Crank in Colorado’s 5th Congressional District.
By @lindseytoomer.bsky.social
By @lindseytoomer.bsky.social
i almost admire baseball crank for being the perfect apparatchik. the inside of that baseball head of his is a jello salad of propaganda so bold and shameless that you actually couldn't replace him with an LLM
Indescribably funny to be doing “oh you guys can’t just blame him forever, let it go!” about the current president of the United States who is still in the first half of his term
November 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
i almost admire baseball crank for being the perfect apparatchik. the inside of that baseball head of his is a jello salad of propaganda so bold and shameless that you actually couldn't replace him with an LLM
His name can’t be crank.
Colorado U.S. House District 5
74% Reported:
🔵 Jessica Killin – 115,707 (51.9%)
🔴 Jeff Crank – 100,578 (45.1%)
Results per AP
74% Reported:
🔵 Jessica Killin – 115,707 (51.9%)
🔴 Jeff Crank – 100,578 (45.1%)
Results per AP
November 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
His name can’t be crank.
Instant crank all-timer, right to Twitter Cooperstown
November 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Instant crank all-timer, right to Twitter Cooperstown
change the world with crank etymology
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
change the world with crank etymology
be the hog you want to crank in this world
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
be the hog you want to crank in this world
They don’t call him Crank for nothing!!!!
November 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
They don’t call him Crank for nothing!!!!
EVERTON WIN, TIME TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY 🪩
November 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
EVERTON WIN, TIME TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY 🪩
Colorado U.S. House District 5
74% Reported:
🔵 Jessica Killin – 115,707 (51.9%)
🔴 Jeff Crank – 100,578 (45.1%)
Results per AP
74% Reported:
🔵 Jessica Killin – 115,707 (51.9%)
🔴 Jeff Crank – 100,578 (45.1%)
Results per AP
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Colorado U.S. House District 5
74% Reported:
🔵 Jessica Killin – 115,707 (51.9%)
🔴 Jeff Crank – 100,578 (45.1%)
Results per AP
74% Reported:
🔵 Jessica Killin – 115,707 (51.9%)
🔴 Jeff Crank – 100,578 (45.1%)
Results per AP
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