Good to see all the posts about early voting. I'm not doing that, my polling place is across the street. If there's a goon squad outside the senior living facility where I vote, I'm going to walk through them with my little dog and cropdust them.
October 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Good to see all the posts about early voting. I'm not doing that, my polling place is across the street. If there's a goon squad outside the senior living facility where I vote, I'm going to walk through them with my little dog and cropdust them.
And then they cropdust each other
October 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
And then they cropdust each other
I asked Claude to code a way to cropdust someone over the internet and it asked me if everything was OK. It's harshing my vibecoding.
October 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I asked Claude to code a way to cropdust someone over the internet and it asked me if everything was OK. It's harshing my vibecoding.
Caramel appletini while I cropdust ppl who cross me. Good night. 😘
October 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Caramel appletini while I cropdust ppl who cross me. Good night. 😘
Apparently much more difficult to fly than a single-engine aircraft, and also they fly lower than normal to cropdust.
In about an 8 year stretch, I either observed ir saw the aftermath of 3 helicopter crashes.
In about an 8 year stretch, I either observed ir saw the aftermath of 3 helicopter crashes.
October 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Apparently much more difficult to fly than a single-engine aircraft, and also they fly lower than normal to cropdust.
In about an 8 year stretch, I either observed ir saw the aftermath of 3 helicopter crashes.
In about an 8 year stretch, I either observed ir saw the aftermath of 3 helicopter crashes.
You gotta cropdust first to establish dominance
Yesterday this lady cropdusted all over the store and we all were walking into it ☹️
October 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
You gotta cropdust first to establish dominance
Fairy type farts are probably also small dainty little poots that they'll cropdust you with as a whimsical little prank
some of these were inspired by something I saw on FA a long time ago.
I imagine the type only influences the sound, frequency, wetness, and scent, and the diet would be impactful
some of these were inspired by something I saw on FA a long time ago.
I imagine the type only influences the sound, frequency, wetness, and scent, and the diet would be impactful
October 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Fairy type farts are probably also small dainty little poots that they'll cropdust you with as a whimsical little prank
some of these were inspired by something I saw on FA a long time ago.
I imagine the type only influences the sound, frequency, wetness, and scent, and the diet would be impactful
some of these were inspired by something I saw on FA a long time ago.
I imagine the type only influences the sound, frequency, wetness, and scent, and the diet would be impactful
Yes, and then I cropdust them on the way out yelling
Monty Python Fart In Your Direction
ALT: Monty Python Fart In Your Direction
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October 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Yes, and then I cropdust them on the way out yelling
Buying him lunch so he can cropdust the fucking grass patch which i dug out entirely once but then it rained and it grew all up again lmao
October 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Buying him lunch so he can cropdust the fucking grass patch which i dug out entirely once but then it rained and it grew all up again lmao
that when you cropdust them and run away
September 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
that when you cropdust them and run away
if i ever make videos + edit them i will cropdust everyone watching by including either giant steps, take five or something by casiopea in every video. you WILL be introduced to jazz and you WILL like it
September 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
if i ever make videos + edit them i will cropdust everyone watching by including either giant steps, take five or something by casiopea in every video. you WILL be introduced to jazz and you WILL like it
Gotta find out his routine…then cropdust him on his way to his next machine.
September 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Gotta find out his routine…then cropdust him on his way to his next machine.
Mike CRAVES the Cropdust
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September 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Mike CRAVES the Cropdust
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Do the lords work Today, Cropdust a Homophobe
September 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Do the lords work Today, Cropdust a Homophobe
getting to work early to cropdust the boss's office >>>
September 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
getting to work early to cropdust the boss's office >>>
i think one of the biggest injustices in the workplace that no one really talks about is that you cant have a good fart
sure you can cropdust in front of that one assholes desk but i mean you cant have a good gut-settlin' fart until you get home
thats the real violence inherent in the system
sure you can cropdust in front of that one assholes desk but i mean you cant have a good gut-settlin' fart until you get home
thats the real violence inherent in the system
September 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i think one of the biggest injustices in the workplace that no one really talks about is that you cant have a good fart
sure you can cropdust in front of that one assholes desk but i mean you cant have a good gut-settlin' fart until you get home
thats the real violence inherent in the system
sure you can cropdust in front of that one assholes desk but i mean you cant have a good gut-settlin' fart until you get home
thats the real violence inherent in the system
Feed him plenty of McDonald's before the walk, so he's primed with juicy beef farts to cropdust.
September 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Feed him plenty of McDonald's before the walk, so he's primed with juicy beef farts to cropdust.
Please dont let him cropdust the black cherry ice cream ones. That ones my favorite
September 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Please dont let him cropdust the black cherry ice cream ones. That ones my favorite
At least your dog doesn't cropdust you then leave the room
August 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
At least your dog doesn't cropdust you then leave the room
That seems like the perfect place to cropdust
August 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
That seems like the perfect place to cropdust
need to cropdust someone
August 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
need to cropdust someone
"Young" Joel Cropdust
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August 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
"Young" Joel Cropdust
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Did your dad ever cropdust you and blame it on barking spiders or low-flying geese, or was your childhood normal?
August 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Did your dad ever cropdust you and blame it on barking spiders or low-flying geese, or was your childhood normal?