If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
May 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
This is THE tweet of all time
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is THE tweet of all time
My newest invention, the French Onion Croque Monsieur...
August 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
My newest invention, the French Onion Croque Monsieur...
Guys, I made croque monsieurs for dinner.
April 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Guys, I made croque monsieurs for dinner.
Croque Lobster
1979, Paris. The B52's on their first visit to France📸Tony Frank
August 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Croque Lobster
C'est le croque monsieur + la maison je pense
May 13, 2026 at 8:51 AM
C'est le croque monsieur + la maison je pense
ce post est tellement @mitildide.bsky.social coded
December 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
ce post est tellement @mitildide.bsky.social coded
Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.
I turned in a project yesterday, so I’m treating myself for breakfast. As Agent Cooper says “Every day, give yourself a gift.” Today, this is mine.
May 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I turned in a project yesterday, so I’m treating myself for breakfast. As Agent Cooper says “Every day, give yourself a gift.” Today, this is mine.
“Before you croque” was right there
April 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
“Before you croque” was right there
this has been killing me for days lolololololol
May 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
this has been killing me for days lolololololol
New gender dropped
September 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
New gender dropped
Croque monsieur & croque-madame
April 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Croque monsieur & croque-madame
Soup of the day: croque madame
May 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Soup of the day: croque madame
ppl arent even monsieur or madame anymore bc of croque
can't even make Renaissance style art anymore, because of baroque
Can't even finish making this meringue any more, because of yolk
May 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
ppl arent even monsieur or madame anymore bc of croque
Se for menino, Croque Monsieur
Se for menina, Croque Madame
Se for menina, Croque Madame
Se for menino, beef wellington
Se for menina, quiche lorraine
Se for menina, quiche lorraine
July 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Se for menino, Croque Monsieur
Se for menina, Croque Madame
Se for menina, Croque Madame
Jamais aussi bien réussi un croque
July 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Jamais aussi bien réussi un croque
"Personne n’a craqué !"
Mais, croqué, un peu...
Mais, croqué, un peu...
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Personne n’a craqué !"
Mais, croqué, un peu...
Mais, croqué, un peu...
So, folks|: croque monsieur / croque madame. (Apparently the fried egg turns it into "madame" because it looks like a ladies' hat.) Since this plate splits the difference: croque m'sieur/dame? Croque bisexuel(le)? 😅 Never mind. Time to nosh...
July 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So, folks|: croque monsieur / croque madame. (Apparently the fried egg turns it into "madame" because it looks like a ladies' hat.) Since this plate splits the difference: croque m'sieur/dame? Croque bisexuel(le)? 😅 Never mind. Time to nosh...
Croque monsieur, croque madame, croque madamoiselle, croque garçon, croque juene fille, croque docteur, croque chevalier, croque royale, croque magnifique, croque dieu, a whole universe of grilled ham sandwiches smothered in béchamel with various novel toppings
June 8, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Croque monsieur, croque madame, croque madamoiselle, croque garçon, croque juene fille, croque docteur, croque chevalier, croque royale, croque magnifique, croque dieu, a whole universe of grilled ham sandwiches smothered in béchamel with various novel toppings