JD Vance has all the staggering charisma of a wet, rat-chewed pizza crust festering in a muddy gutter
extremely hilarious to me personally that everywhere they sent vance to campaign the candidates got the shit slapped out of them
November 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
JD Vance has all the staggering charisma of a wet, rat-chewed pizza crust festering in a muddy gutter
To the earths crust you hear me!!
I don't want any high roads. I want these newly elected officials to take it to hell. Immediately.
November 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
To the earths crust you hear me!!
QTP with Food
November 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
QTP with Food
SSBB announcer: "TEO."
Crust wii remote speaker: O̶̥̐n̶͔̓ ̸̭̔m̶̤̀y̶͕̌ ̸̈́͜m̷͙̊å̸̗ȑ̸̙k̶̙̇
Crust wii remote speaker: O̶̥̐n̶͔̓ ̸̭̔m̶̤̀y̶͕̌ ̸̈́͜m̷͙̊å̸̗ȑ̸̙k̶̙̇
November 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
SSBB announcer: "TEO."
Crust wii remote speaker: O̶̥̐n̶͔̓ ̸̭̔m̶̤̀y̶͕̌ ̸̈́͜m̷͙̊å̸̗ȑ̸̙k̶̙̇
Crust wii remote speaker: O̶̥̐n̶͔̓ ̸̭̔m̶̤̀y̶͕̌ ̸̈́͜m̷͙̊å̸̗ȑ̸̙k̶̙̇
I'm outside on your porch chewing pizza crust
I'm the world's most trusted pervert let me in
I'm the world's most trusted pervert let me in
November 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I'm outside on your porch chewing pizza crust
I'm the world's most trusted pervert let me in
I'm the world's most trusted pervert let me in
Stuffed Crust Pizza!
November 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Stuffed Crust Pizza!
largely useless trivia! you get a lot of hyphenated names in the Southern upper crust for the same reason you got a lot of them in the British upper crust: very important to signal your membership in as many of the Great Families as possible
there are a lot of Hydes and Smiths unhappy at the moment
there are a lot of Hydes and Smiths unhappy at the moment
guy who would offer to jumpstart your car in the parking lot vs. woman who would call police on you for loitering
November 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
largely useless trivia! you get a lot of hyphenated names in the Southern upper crust for the same reason you got a lot of them in the British upper crust: very important to signal your membership in as many of the Great Families as possible
there are a lot of Hydes and Smiths unhappy at the moment
there are a lot of Hydes and Smiths unhappy at the moment
Considering baking an apple pie (crumble; pie crust looks very intimidating).
November 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Considering baking an apple pie (crumble; pie crust looks very intimidating).
Halloween pizza
October 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Halloween pizza
This is half of one crust, tbc. We got a lotta good pizza in our future
November 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This is half of one crust, tbc. We got a lotta good pizza in our future
Abrams is brilliant. If she were white, male and upper crust, she’d have been President by now.
November 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Abrams is brilliant. If she were white, male and upper crust, she’d have been President by now.
This crispy cheese crust is insane what
November 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This crispy cheese crust is insane what
As Earth spun down, its bulging shape gave way to a sphere, driving the formation of continental crust. https://scim.ag/4yVvdYA
The Moon may have squeezed Earth’s first continents into existence
As our young planet spun down, its bulging shape gave way to a sphere, driving the formation of continental crust
scim.ag
November 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
As Earth spun down, its bulging shape gave way to a sphere, driving the formation of continental crust. https://scim.ag/4yVvdYA
Two things I had never made before this weekend: hot water crust pastry and scallion pancakes
November 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Two things I had never made before this weekend: hot water crust pastry and scallion pancakes
my skincare routine is jacking off to pokemon porn and letting it crust over on my face
November 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
my skincare routine is jacking off to pokemon porn and letting it crust over on my face
Rally Vincent from Gunsmith Cats eats the crust, and prefers thin Brooklyn-style crust to her native Chicago deep-dish.
November 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Rally Vincent from Gunsmith Cats eats the crust, and prefers thin Brooklyn-style crust to her native Chicago deep-dish.
Someone order me a stuffed crust pizza
November 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Someone order me a stuffed crust pizza
crust to crust <3
November 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
crust to crust <3
Please go below the crust of the earth against these fascists.
November 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Please go below the crust of the earth against these fascists.
Holy shit it's Jesus crust
October 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Holy shit it's Jesus crust