*sticking people in a cryofreeze chamber*
meal prep >:3c
meal prep >:3c
March 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
*sticking people in a cryofreeze chamber*
meal prep >:3c
meal prep >:3c
after it happens we gotta let kathy griffin pose with it, before it goes to cryofreeze
April 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
after it happens we gotta let kathy griffin pose with it, before it goes to cryofreeze
hey google how do I cryofreeze myself
January 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
hey google how do I cryofreeze myself
when ur the last to wake up in the cryofreeze bay
May 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
when ur the last to wake up in the cryofreeze bay
they putting me in cryofreeze tomorrow......i'll be in stasis until they've finally perfected mammoth cloning technology
January 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
they putting me in cryofreeze tomorrow......i'll be in stasis until they've finally perfected mammoth cloning technology
*Me capturing the last guinea worm and putting it into cryofreeze to make Jimmy Carter immortal*
July 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
*Me capturing the last guinea worm and putting it into cryofreeze to make Jimmy Carter immortal*
Me: oh and you’re not going to believe this, they have a special cream now that protects you from the harmful rays of the sun
Defrosted cryofreeze 90s man: oh do you mean sunscreen
Me: no I think it’s called like cream of the sun
Defrosted cryofreeze 90s man: oh do you mean sunscreen
Me: no I think it’s called like cream of the sun
June 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Me: oh and you’re not going to believe this, they have a special cream now that protects you from the harmful rays of the sun
Defrosted cryofreeze 90s man: oh do you mean sunscreen
Me: no I think it’s called like cream of the sun
Defrosted cryofreeze 90s man: oh do you mean sunscreen
Me: no I think it’s called like cream of the sun
Is it possible to ask for a 4 year coma so I don't have to go through all this bullshit that's to come? Cryofreeze perhaps?
November 13, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Is it possible to ask for a 4 year coma so I don't have to go through all this bullshit that's to come? Cryofreeze perhaps?
#nowwatching DARK STAR (1974)
First time watch, though I've heard the score. Time to knock out the few John Carpenter films I haven't seen 🎥
First time watch, though I've heard the score. Time to knock out the few John Carpenter films I haven't seen 🎥
June 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#nowwatching DARK STAR (1974)
First time watch, though I've heard the score. Time to knock out the few John Carpenter films I haven't seen 🎥
First time watch, though I've heard the score. Time to knock out the few John Carpenter films I haven't seen 🎥
It's why we age better. That and 4 months of cryofreeze every year
June 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
It's why we age better. That and 4 months of cryofreeze every year
The Mariners' pulled out all the stops yesterday. Jerry Dipoto typed "accountability" into Claude or whatever. He wore funeral black. John Stanton was busted out of cryofreeze for his annual chat with his billionaire-to-human liason officer. They did an actual press conference for once. Etc.
September 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The Mariners' pulled out all the stops yesterday. Jerry Dipoto typed "accountability" into Claude or whatever. He wore funeral black. John Stanton was busted out of cryofreeze for his annual chat with his billionaire-to-human liason officer. They did an actual press conference for once. Etc.
“Thawed”
#bigboobs #bigbreasts #caption #cleavage #feminization #forcedfeminization #feminizationcaption #forcedfem #forcedfeminizationcaptions #gendertransformation #genderchange #sciencefiction #timetravel #frozen #cryofreeze #corset #pleatedskirt #skirt #lesbian #allfemale #allfemalesociety
#bigboobs #bigbreasts #caption #cleavage #feminization #forcedfeminization #feminizationcaption #forcedfem #forcedfeminizationcaptions #gendertransformation #genderchange #sciencefiction #timetravel #frozen #cryofreeze #corset #pleatedskirt #skirt #lesbian #allfemale #allfemalesociety
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Foot Fetish Future”
#scifi #bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #futurehistory #future #cryofreeze #foot #feet #footfetish #feetfetish #foottease #tease #teasing #teasinggirl #teaseanddenial #femdom #femaledomination #dominantwoman #mistress
#scifi #bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #futurehistory #future #cryofreeze #foot #feet #footfetish #feetfetish #foottease #tease #teasing #teasinggirl #teaseanddenial #femdom #femaledomination #dominantwoman #mistress
July 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oh good, they got Errol out of cryofreeze for tonight. #RexComus #prayforErrol
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Oh good, they got Errol out of cryofreeze for tonight. #RexComus #prayforErrol
Loved Suspended! Perhaps the Infocom game most like a board game, as you were in cryofreeze and had to manipulate the world through five robots, each with unique abilities.
suspended: a cryogenic nightmare, apple II (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/60/susp...
April 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Loved Suspended! Perhaps the Infocom game most like a board game, as you were in cryofreeze and had to manipulate the world through five robots, each with unique abilities.
What time do they cryofreeze Mariah?
December 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
What time do they cryofreeze Mariah?
Does it count if we put him in cryofreeze from now on and thaw him out for 30mins every year?
June 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Does it count if we put him in cryofreeze from now on and thaw him out for 30mins every year?
Cryofreeze me and wake me up when they figure out how to make someone less of a bad ass
June 19, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Cryofreeze me and wake me up when they figure out how to make someone less of a bad ass
a thing that the right wing has done better than the left for my entire life is creating an entire cottage industry of think tanks stocked with malevolent irredeemable bastards in cryofreeze who can be woken up for active service doing evil shit under official pretenses at a moment’s notice.
It was kind of mind-blowing for me to look at how the GWB admin was populated with a bunch of Nixon advisers. These fuckers play a long game.
August 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM
a thing that the right wing has done better than the left for my entire life is creating an entire cottage industry of think tanks stocked with malevolent irredeemable bastards in cryofreeze who can be woken up for active service doing evil shit under official pretenses at a moment’s notice.
they had bill clinton taken out of cryofreeze on little saint james and flown out there for this exact reason
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
they had bill clinton taken out of cryofreeze on little saint james and flown out there for this exact reason
I just want to cryofreeze myself so I can see what future historians write about this.
November 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I just want to cryofreeze myself so I can see what future historians write about this.
Invent cryofreeze technology, wait until the late nineteenth century, then kill Baby Hitler.
If you lived in 1066, what would you do
May 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Invent cryofreeze technology, wait until the late nineteenth century, then kill Baby Hitler.
I went for a sunrise swim at Walden pond to cryofreeze my bones
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I went for a sunrise swim at Walden pond to cryofreeze my bones