#crypto-vaults
Stolen LastPass vaults possibly cracked to enable crypto thefts

September 5, 2023
https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=stolen-lastpass-vaults-possibly-cracked
September 6, 2023 at 6:24 PM
This is a house of cards without a foundation. Like so much in crypto, a few people will make money that will draw more in and then the whole thing will collapse on its fraud. Read the article, then this thread: www.theblock.co/post/371281/...
Coinbase now lets users lend USDC onchain with current yields up to 10.8%
The service is powered by Morpho with allocations managed through onchain vaults curated by Steakhouse Financial on Base.
www.theblock.co
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Crypto is the ultimate Ponzi scheme. A bit like gold but without the yellow metal that sits in vaults doing nothing
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Virtually all gold ever dug up just gets cleaned up and sits in vaults underground doing nothing real. Change of ownership just means changing labels on bars or entire pallets. Almost as ridiculous and Ponzi as crypto but in yellow metallic form
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Crypto, the Gold Rush without the gold, just huge energy guzzling computers backed up by imaginary vaults holding nothing. Perfect for money laundering, foreign campaign financing and Ponzi.
May 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Maybe the reason all the vaults in Fallout were Like That is because they were run by crypto freaks
What tangible value will cryptocurrency have on a post-apocalyptic Earth with little/no electricity?

“Large [corps.] are shopping for underground bunkers that can survive a nuclear blast to protect their data centers and C-suite employees …. The first adopters are primarily cryptocurrency firms ….”
Corporations dig deeper: using bunkers to secure data (and their CEOs)
Several large companies are building underground housing for their data centers and executives.
www.semafor.com
February 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Morgan Stanley Crypto Lab for DeFi

Morgan Stanley created a crypto lab focused on stablecoins and DeFi, testing outside core banking systems and studying DeFi vaults, signaling growing institutional adoption.
Morgan Stanley Crypto Lab for DeFi
coindoo.com
September 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
News includes Vault library for process-scoped storage, OTP 28.1 with quantum-resistant crypto, #Tidewave Teams launch, AshTypescript for type-safe frontends, major Elixir 1.19-rc.0 deps compile speed up, and conference updates! #ElixirLang www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hK_...
Thinking Elixir Podcast 272: Process Vaults and Quantum Crypto
YouTube video by Mark Ericksen
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September 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Gold is like crypto. It has no value except people think it has value.

Gold has industrial uses. Crypto is used for crimes.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
‘The dollar is losing credibility’: why central banks are scrambling for gold
Experts say central banks are increasingly stuffing their vaults as an insurance policy in a volatile world
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Blockchain investigation firm TRM Labs says ongoing cryptocurrency thefts have been traced to the 2022 LastPass breach, with attackers draining wallets years after encrypted vaults were stolen and laundering the crypto through Russian exchanges.
Cryptocurrency theft attacks traced to 2022 LastPass breach
Blockchain investigation firm TRM Labs says ongoing cryptocurrency thefts have been traced to the 2022 LastPass breach, with attackers draining wallets years after encrypted vaults were stolen and laundering the crypto through Russian exchanges.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Brb gluing a bunch of ants into thumb drive cases, branding them as Big Prez Don's Super Safe Crypto Vaults to sell at Trump rallies and making an easy million in the first hour alone

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadro_...
Quadro Tracker - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
July 27, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Yes… my tip off was that you can store your crypto in safe vaults but they only take really money.. huh… don’t accept crypto.. seems totally safe…
January 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Irish Gangs Are Renting Private Vaults to Hide Crypto Keys
Irish Gangs Are Renting Private Vaults to Hide Crypto Keys
Keys are going into rented boxes alongside cash, watches and passports, Ireland’s Criminal Assets Bureau says.
decrypt.co
September 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
OHHH now I understand the trip to Fort Knox. Trump and Elon will move out all the gold to their private vaults and replace it with the Crypto strategic reserve. ...
March 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There is literally *zero* reason to have a crypto reserve when you have vaults filled with oil and gold. Crypto will be the first thing that becomes useless if shit hits the fan and a "strategic reserve" is even needed.
A heist in broad daylight. Hundreds of billions, with no benefit to taxpayers.

All while pretending we are broke and slashing health care and food for the most vulnerable.

Robin Hood in reverse.
March 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
US Blockchain Assoc. launches "Vaults" working group w/ major players like a16z crypto, Aave, Ethena, Uniswap. Goal: define on-chain financial infrastructure, multi-asset exposure, personalized strategies. Will engage SEC to ensure compliant development. #blockchain #DeFi
September 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
D3 launched Frontier, bringing a new twist to crypto domains 🌐 Users can deposit eligible Solana and Hyperliquid assets into vaults to earn points toward priority access to new internet domain names.
September 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Concrete ($CT) token claims are LIVE for eligible users! 🚀 Concrete automates yield vaults across blockchains & DeFi. $CT is your governance token for protocol parameters. Total supply: 1B, 35% to ecosystem. Claim via official Concrete channels! #DeFi #Crypto
September 30, 2026 at 9:55 AM
#MakerDAO is the leading #DeFi lending protocol on #Ethereum, holding a 52% share in the #ETH lending market. This achievement was highlighted in #Steakhouse Financial's report, showing a 22% increase in #ETH lending on #Spark's crypto-vaults.
March 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Password vaults stolen from LastPass at the end of 2022 were cracked and used to steal cryptocurrency as recently as this year, with the stolen funds being laundered through Russia-based cryptocurrency exchanges

www.trmlabs.com/resources/bl...
TRM Traces Stolen Crypto from 2022 LastPass Breach — On-chain Indicators Suggest Russian Cybercriminal Involvement | TRM Blog
TRM traced LastPass-linked Bitcoin laundering through mixers to high-risk Russian exchanges, showing how demixing exposes infrastructure reuse and limits mixer anonymity.
www.trmlabs.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
THORChain decentralization challenged over DPRK flows

THORChain decentralization challenged over DPRK flows - Crypto Dunia
GoPlus Safety has challenged THORChain’s decentralization claims, arguing that its validator-controlled vaults and emergency mechanisms give node operators
cryptodunia.in
September 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
They want to cause a crash

This is Oceans 14 and they're emptying vaults right under our noses

I believe crypto is a key part of this heist
January 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM