average cryptogrifter
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
average cryptogrifter
big news everyone, Heavy Metal magazine is coming back! that's right no more webtoons-tier garbage or nft bullshit, heavier than ever! brought to you by uh (checks notes) a web3.0 cryptogrifter and a gaggle of webcomics hacks
October 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
big news everyone, Heavy Metal magazine is coming back! that's right no more webtoons-tier garbage or nft bullshit, heavier than ever! brought to you by uh (checks notes) a web3.0 cryptogrifter and a gaggle of webcomics hacks
...There's only one " #anti-Establishment", #BinOfThePeople
..and it AIN'T the #FarRight-CryptoGrifter, #Frog-FaceFarage!🐸
..and it AIN'T the #FarRight-CryptoGrifter, #Frog-FaceFarage!🐸
July 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
...There's only one " #anti-Establishment", #BinOfThePeople
..and it AIN'T the #FarRight-CryptoGrifter, #Frog-FaceFarage!🐸
..and it AIN'T the #FarRight-CryptoGrifter, #Frog-FaceFarage!🐸
I haven't felt any keen loss from the lack of racist misogynist TERF cryptogrifter voices being injected into my timeline like they were on twitter
September 23, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I haven't felt any keen loss from the lack of racist misogynist TERF cryptogrifter voices being injected into my timeline like they were on twitter
unfortunately, this doesn't even qualify as pocket change for the cryptogrifter in chief.
September 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
unfortunately, this doesn't even qualify as pocket change for the cryptogrifter in chief.
Crypt for the cryptogrifter
I think the official name of the ballroom should be the Griftorium.
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Crypt for the cryptogrifter
"Stay in the Union for strong, stable Government and to stay in the EU."
12 years later, 6 Prime Ministers later and with the rise of the far right.... Where now Scotland.?
Do we hang around till Cryptogrifter Farage abolished Holyrood?
12 years later, 6 Prime Ministers later and with the rise of the far right.... Where now Scotland.?
Do we hang around till Cryptogrifter Farage abolished Holyrood?
May 13, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Stay in the Union for strong, stable Government and to stay in the EU."
12 years later, 6 Prime Ministers later and with the rise of the far right.... Where now Scotland.?
Do we hang around till Cryptogrifter Farage abolished Holyrood?
12 years later, 6 Prime Ministers later and with the rise of the far right.... Where now Scotland.?
Do we hang around till Cryptogrifter Farage abolished Holyrood?
Cryptogrifter is an unsurprising career choice for this idiot.
March 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Cryptogrifter is an unsurprising career choice for this idiot.
Agent Orange, The Man from Vlad, Diaper Don, The CryptoGrifter
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Agent Orange, The Man from Vlad, Diaper Don, The CryptoGrifter
Elon Musk is no disruptor.
He’s a digital robber baron—weaponizing DOGE and public data for personal gain while pretending it’s for the people.
History will remember him as the carnival barker of techno-fascism, not as a visionary.
#MuskFascism #DOGEScam #CryptoGrifter #DataExploitation
He’s a digital robber baron—weaponizing DOGE and public data for personal gain while pretending it’s for the people.
History will remember him as the carnival barker of techno-fascism, not as a visionary.
#MuskFascism #DOGEScam #CryptoGrifter #DataExploitation
May 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Elon Musk is no disruptor.
He’s a digital robber baron—weaponizing DOGE and public data for personal gain while pretending it’s for the people.
History will remember him as the carnival barker of techno-fascism, not as a visionary.
#MuskFascism #DOGEScam #CryptoGrifter #DataExploitation
He’s a digital robber baron—weaponizing DOGE and public data for personal gain while pretending it’s for the people.
History will remember him as the carnival barker of techno-fascism, not as a visionary.
#MuskFascism #DOGEScam #CryptoGrifter #DataExploitation
Therese Coffey got hacked on Twitter and the hackers have posted an AI cryptoscam pic of her next to a Rolls 😭
![Therese Coffey's hacked Twitter account - "This July has given me so much to be grateful for. I started the year with a vision of getting a new car, and today I'm standing here with it. It's an amazing feeling to see that goal become a reality. Grateful for the support of [insert Cryptogrifter here] you made this possible](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:62nedrv7rg4wqftuzqvptmf6/bafkreiavapy4ocuitmsgpzso2efmyfqtrlzugpplduov26xawr2wom7m7m)
August 7, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Therese Coffey got hacked on Twitter and the hackers have posted an AI cryptoscam pic of her next to a Rolls 😭
and the skies are grey
...
Cryptogrifter dreaming
on such a Winter's day!
...
Cryptogrifter dreaming
on such a Winter's day!
July 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
and the skies are grey
...
Cryptogrifter dreaming
on such a Winter's day!
...
Cryptogrifter dreaming
on such a Winter's day!
193 year-old turtle has died. No he’s alive it was a cryptogrifter scam. Canadians are going to the moon. The president showed up at the Supreme Court to bully his toadies to do fascism. Who knows what reality even is anymore.
April 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
193 year-old turtle has died. No he’s alive it was a cryptogrifter scam. Canadians are going to the moon. The president showed up at the Supreme Court to bully his toadies to do fascism. Who knows what reality even is anymore.
YESS! #Clacton..our #Democracy rests on your shoulders!💪
Are you gonna #Vote, for @countbinface.bsky.social to " #TakeOutTheTrash?"
Or, for the #FarRightFrogFaced#CryptoGrifter..to "bankrupt" our #Democracy?"🐸🤑
Your choice!😩
Are you gonna #Vote, for @countbinface.bsky.social to " #TakeOutTheTrash?"
Or, for the #FarRightFrogFaced#CryptoGrifter..to "bankrupt" our #Democracy?"🐸🤑
Your choice!😩
July 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
YESS! #Clacton..our #Democracy rests on your shoulders!💪
Are you gonna #Vote, for @countbinface.bsky.social to " #TakeOutTheTrash?"
Or, for the #FarRightFrogFaced#CryptoGrifter..to "bankrupt" our #Democracy?"🐸🤑
Your choice!😩
Are you gonna #Vote, for @countbinface.bsky.social to " #TakeOutTheTrash?"
Or, for the #FarRightFrogFaced#CryptoGrifter..to "bankrupt" our #Democracy?"🐸🤑
Your choice!😩
Wasn't expecting Stephen Harper to make an appearance in this article about a fascist cryptogrifter, but he's been a true believer since his Northern Foundation days.
December 13, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Wasn't expecting Stephen Harper to make an appearance in this article about a fascist cryptogrifter, but he's been a true believer since his Northern Foundation days.
Trump the Cryptogrifter is making Barron the Guru of Monopoly Money.
Can’t wait to see this shit show.
Maybe Trump plans to buy Gaza with Barron’s Crypto Cash.
Can’t wait to see this shit show.
Maybe Trump plans to buy Gaza with Barron’s Crypto Cash.
a man in a suit is holding a bunch of money in front of two gold coins that say " crypto millionaire "
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a bunch of money in front of two gold coins that say " crypto millionaire "
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Trump the Cryptogrifter is making Barron the Guru of Monopoly Money.
Can’t wait to see this shit show.
Maybe Trump plans to buy Gaza with Barron’s Crypto Cash.
Can’t wait to see this shit show.
Maybe Trump plans to buy Gaza with Barron’s Crypto Cash.
Yeah. Like, I'm never going to hate the Big Short, but between the Oher stuff and then either missing (or ignoring) the clues that Sam Bankman-Fried was just another cryptogrifter, it was serious back-to-back "Yikes"
March 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Yeah. Like, I'm never going to hate the Big Short, but between the Oher stuff and then either missing (or ignoring) the clues that Sam Bankman-Fried was just another cryptogrifter, it was serious back-to-back "Yikes"
all my japes are gone
and the skies are gray
i cashed out a lot
of my token play
i'll be rich and happy
if Biden will just stay
Cryptogrifter dreamin
On Kamala Harris day!
and the skies are gray
i cashed out a lot
of my token play
i'll be rich and happy
if Biden will just stay
Cryptogrifter dreamin
On Kamala Harris day!
July 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
all my japes are gone
and the skies are gray
i cashed out a lot
of my token play
i'll be rich and happy
if Biden will just stay
Cryptogrifter dreamin
On Kamala Harris day!
and the skies are gray
i cashed out a lot
of my token play
i'll be rich and happy
if Biden will just stay
Cryptogrifter dreamin
On Kamala Harris day!
@/starkness.bsky.social
#cryptoGrifter
#crapto
What part of NO DMs don’t these dense mofos understand!?!!
#cryptoGrifter
#crapto
What part of NO DMs don’t these dense mofos understand!?!!
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
@/starkness.bsky.social
#cryptoGrifter
#crapto
What part of NO DMs don’t these dense mofos understand!?!!
#cryptoGrifter
#crapto
What part of NO DMs don’t these dense mofos understand!?!!
Yeah, when the CEO is a former cryptogrifter this is inevitable
July 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Yeah, when the CEO is a former cryptogrifter this is inevitable
How come we Americans so willingly bend over & let #Palantir & the rest of the #TechbroFascist #CryptoGrifter #DataThievery #oligarchy fvk us up the azz, & just weakly cry, ‘Can you use the lube I bought this time?🥺🥺🥺’
🤬
www.yahoo.com/news/harris-...
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www.yahoo.com/news/harris-...
April 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
How come we Americans so willingly bend over & let #Palantir & the rest of the #TechbroFascist #CryptoGrifter #DataThievery #oligarchy fvk us up the azz, & just weakly cry, ‘Can you use the lube I bought this time?🥺🥺🥺’
🤬
www.yahoo.com/news/harris-...
🤬
www.yahoo.com/news/harris-...
This is #AvichalGarg, who many #Dumocrats are letting bribe them into supporting the #CryptoGrifter #GENIUSAct bill.
Oh look, another #SiliconValley #Immigrifter, like #ElonMusk, #PeterThiel, etc.
WHAT a surprise. 🤔😳🤬
#NoAllegianceToAnythingButMoney🤑🤑🤑
Oh look, another #SiliconValley #Immigrifter, like #ElonMusk, #PeterThiel, etc.
WHAT a surprise. 🤔😳🤬
#NoAllegianceToAnythingButMoney🤑🤑🤑
June 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is #AvichalGarg, who many #Dumocrats are letting bribe them into supporting the #CryptoGrifter #GENIUSAct bill.
Oh look, another #SiliconValley #Immigrifter, like #ElonMusk, #PeterThiel, etc.
WHAT a surprise. 🤔😳🤬
#NoAllegianceToAnythingButMoney🤑🤑🤑
Oh look, another #SiliconValley #Immigrifter, like #ElonMusk, #PeterThiel, etc.
WHAT a surprise. 🤔😳🤬
#NoAllegianceToAnythingButMoney🤑🤑🤑
Just like every other thing #DementiaDrumpf has gotten control of in his life, the #KennedyCenter will be bankrupted and shut down soon.
Then #Jared & #Ivanka’s Saudi, Qatari & Chinese #CryptoGrifter partners can buy it for pennies on the dollar, & rename it the #Crypto.ComCenter
Then #Jared & #Ivanka’s Saudi, Qatari & Chinese #CryptoGrifter partners can buy it for pennies on the dollar, & rename it the #Crypto.ComCenter
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Just like every other thing #DementiaDrumpf has gotten control of in his life, the #KennedyCenter will be bankrupted and shut down soon.
Then #Jared & #Ivanka’s Saudi, Qatari & Chinese #CryptoGrifter partners can buy it for pennies on the dollar, & rename it the #Crypto.ComCenter
Then #Jared & #Ivanka’s Saudi, Qatari & Chinese #CryptoGrifter partners can buy it for pennies on the dollar, & rename it the #Crypto.ComCenter
traditionally here, qualified candidates are buried by oil money. both of our senators are minions of the local oil baron, and the governor is a cryptogrifter. yes, all democrats
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
traditionally here, qualified candidates are buried by oil money. both of our senators are minions of the local oil baron, and the governor is a cryptogrifter. yes, all democrats