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Hydrated. Prepped. Cancelled on. A bottom's love story 💧

Bottoms, how many times this month? Drop a 💧 for each 👇

Shop: cuminstyle.com/products/hey...

Link in bio 💜

#cuminstyle #bottomproblems #gayhumor #gaymemes #datingmemes #graphictee #funnyshirts
Black t-shirt printed with a text-message thread: a yellow bubble reading "Hey, can we reschedule?" and a blue reply about tops always cancelling after the post-clean-out.
November 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Nothing happened. Please stop describing it. 🤐

Tag the friend who has seen too much and has been sworn to secrecy 👇

Shop: cuminstyle.com/products/you...

Link in bio 💜

#cuminstyle #yousawnothing #groupchat #funnyshirts #graphictee #deadpan #smallbusiness
Black t-shirt with bold white text "You saw nothing!" across the chest.
November 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Your feelings are noted. Your evidence is not. 📊

Tag your coworker who says "let's take this offline" 👇 link in bio.

#cuminstyle #datanerd #corporatehumor #workmemes #officehumor #nerdfashion #funnyshirts #graphictee
November 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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The spirits sent three warnings and a tarot card. Anyway, he's coming over at 11 🔮

Moon in retrograde. Judgment in the trash. 🌙 link in bio.

#cuminstyle #witchtok #moonphases #witch #darkhumor #badchoices #graphictee
November 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Reme
Drop the most 1900s thing ymbers dial-up, AIM away messages and the Blockbuster late fee that ruined your weekend. Be gentle 🌹📼
ou still do 👇 link in bio.

#cuminstyle #90skid #millennialhumor #1900s #nostalgia #funnyshirts #graphictee
November 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Gym bro on the outside. Gym bro on the inside, too, if you ask nicely. 💦

Drop a 💪 if your gym crush doesn't know you exist yet 👇 link in bio.

#cuminstyle #gymhumor #gaygym #gymbro #fitfam #gayfitness #gymmemes #graphictee #musclegay
November 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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I said sorry. I didn't say I meant it. 📄

Tag the person who owes you an apology and will never give it. 👇

link in bio 💜

#cuminstyle #pettyqueen #sorrynotsorry #funnyshirts #graphictee #sarcasm #smallbusiness
November 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Good boy. Bad intentions. 🐾

If you're a good boy, you bite.

Go 👇 link in bio.

#woof #goodboy #gaypup #bitey #fafo #cuminstyle
November 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
cuminstyle.bsky.social
Send this to the friend who'd wear it to Thanksgiving. 👇 link in bio 🧠💜

#dsm5 #therapymemes #mentalhealthhumor #groupchat #unhinged #chronicallyonline #neurospicy #cuminstyle
November 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Exes? Demons. Situationships? Poltergeists. The talking stage? Possession, actually.

Book the priest.🕯️link in bio.

#exorcist #datingmemes #situationship #redflags #cursedrelationships #horrormemes #gothhumor #darkhumor #cuminstyle
November 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Pulled the Tower. Did it anyway. 🔮

Major Arcana. Minor Morals. link in bio 🌙

#tarotmemes #majorarcana #thetowercard #witchtok #witchesofbluesky #witch #chaoticwitch #occultaesthetic #darkhumor #cuminstyle
November 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Caught you. Behind the dumpster. pspsps-ing a cat that ISN'T ME. 😾

Wear your jealousy with your whole chest. link in bio 💜

#CumInStyle #funnyshirts #graphictee #cat #catdad #smallbusiness
November 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Brain status: 99% loaded since Tuesday. ⏳

For when the thought is coming. Eventually. Link in bio.

#ImThinking #CumInStyle #deadpan #mondaymood #graphictee
November 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
cuminstyle.bsky.social
Skip the coffee date. Bring the culture. 🖼️

Gothic frame, gallery-ready. Wear it to the museum, the after-party, or both. Link in bio.

#TakeMeToAnArtMuseum #CumInStyle #artlovers #datenight #newdrop
November 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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Tag the person you bonded with over a shared enemy. 👀 You know who it is.

Retro comic art, zero filter. Link in bio.

#YouHadMeAtIHateThatBitchToo #CumInStyle #besties #funnytees #newdrop
November 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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Introducing the red flags early, as a courtesy. 🚩

Nametag included. Regret sold separately. Link in bio.

#HelloMyNameIsYourNextMistake #CumInStyle #graphictee #redflags #newdrop
November 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Be honest: what's your exit line when the flirting actually works? 👇 Wrong answers only.

The tee that says it for you. link in bio.

#IFlirtForFunAndPanicWhenItWorks #CumInStyle #funnytees #newdrop
November 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Assign one to your group chat
1️⃣ The flirt who panics
2️⃣ The one with a to-do list
3️⃣ The one still on dial-up
4️⃣ The one with daddy issues
5️⃣ The petty one
6️⃣ The one with a safe word
Tag them. Shop Sunday 11/1, link in bio 😈

#cuminstyle #funnyshirts #graphictees #darkhumor #altfashion
November 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
cuminstyle.bsky.social
We could've gone with a subtler name. We didn't. Soft launch Sunday, 11.01. You'll know what to do.

#CumInStyle #SoftLaunch #newdrop

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November 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM